Posts Tagged ‘London’
Tay Tay has been in London visiting with Les Misérables producers and taking long walks in Hyde Park, by herself, in the rain, and looking adorable.
I can’t wait to hear about it in a song next year on her new album.
-Rocco
And I can only assume it’s because he secretly hates Kristen Stewart and he misses his jaw line that he left back in London.
I’m clearly rushing through this post (no offense to R Pattz) because I want to dive into another teenage literature series.
-Rocco
Thankfully, nothing exciting is going on in the pop culture world today, because I’m really tired and I feel like all the humor in my cells has been vacuumed out of me.
To help with my newly diagnosed ailment (look for it on WebMD soon)… here is Prince Harry looking exceptionally adorable.
I just hope someone bought me the Prince Harry 2012 wall calendar.
-Rocco
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The British are still pissed that we left them and started our own cool country, so they do a Jingle Bell Ball which is exactly like KISS FM’s Jingle Ball, but with British people. But, I’m glad the Brits did their’s first, so maybe we will lose Rihanna’s invitation to ours.
I really don’t understand why they don’t just force this girl to lip synch. I also don’t understand why she doesn’t force herself to lip synch. She’s ruining a song of hers that I actually enjoy fist pumping too.
-Rocco
I haven’t googled Prince Harry in about 6 days and thank the Queen of England that Prince Harry went out and partied in London so there are photos of a sweaty Prince Harry leaving a London club.
I love the internet. And Prince Harry’s red hair.
You’re welcome, ladies.
-Rocco
Jude Law Hasn’t Shaved In Weeks
Posted on: August 7, 2011
There’s a big difference between hipster, bearded scruff and homeless, bed bug beard. Though there’s a big difference, it’s a fine line and Jude Law just crossed into bug beard territory.
Someone gift this man with a Bic razor because when he has more hair on his chin than on the top of his head (note: receding hair-line) that’s an issue.
That is all.
-Rocco
So, you know how I love “Earth Stood Still”?? Well, “The Cave” is rapidly approaching that threshold. I had the genius idea of naming my kid (or dog… whichever I get first) “cave” in honor of this song. I took a survey and most of the people in my life thought it was a brilliant idea so that means there’s like a 77% chance that it will happen.
The banjo player needs to relax for like 1 minute with the grinding of the banjo. Just 1 minute.
-Rocco
But if he was from another century….like if he was BFF with Robin Hood or something. I think he actually has on a satin vest in this performance of “White Blank Page” from London’s Hyde Park (great park by the by!).
I almost got distracted from this great performance due to the sheen of this vest.
By the way, if you haven’t noticed by now I’m about to do a Mumford & Sons post dump so if you hate them, it was the wrong day to visit The Revolution my friends.
I hope you all have your satin vests on.
-Rocco
Leona Lewis Looks Like This Now…
Posted on: April 26, 2011
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I miss Leona Lewis. Where is she?
Maybe she’s in a paintball competition?? Or she joined a Native American tribe?? That’d be pretty awesome.
-Rocco
Rocco Loves The Royal Family
Posted on: March 20, 2011
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I’m obsessed with it.
Along with being a passenger on the Titanic in a past life… I definitely was a part of some British royal family. There is no other logical explanation.
I studied in London when I was in college, and I was obsessed with Buckingham Palace. I would go there and sit by the fountain and study because I was convinced I’d meet a prince and fall in love… hell, I would even take an attractive commoner. (That didn’t happen because I’m sitting in a tiny bedroom in NYC 3 years later).
And when I paid a ridiculous amount of British currency to go inside Buckingham Palace… I was ecstatic. It was breathtaking. I was thinking of ways I could hide so I could spend the night there and just wander around. (Then I realized I’d be caught, arrested and deported). There was no where in the world I’d rather have been. Sometimes when I’m really stressed out in the present, I close my eyes and envision the ornate-ness of it all. It calms me.
Anyway… the point of telling you my creepy obsession with the British Royal family is to tell you that Lifetime is on top of their shit and have already filmed a story about William and Kate. As you know, they are soon to be wed (can not tell you how excited I am about this) and clearly a movie has to be made.
I’m going to love this because one, it’s on Lifetime, two, it’s about love, and three, IT’S ABOUT ROYAL LOVE!!
I get chills from that promo. This should be in theaters.
-Rocco
