Posts Tagged ‘Love’
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I’m gonna spend the majority of my wikipedia-ing this and reading the page over and over until I can wrap my brain around it.
And then after that I’m gonna watch this god awful movie Leap Year because I have an inkling that this movie can really educate me on things.
-Rocco
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!
Break up with your boyfriends/girlfriends (or get a divorce because at least it lasted longer than Kim Kardashian’s. Amiright?? *high-five*) tomorrow because today it’s Valentine’s Day.
Spend the day spending too much money on someone you will never marry because he’s not that great of a kisser. And you should definitely spend money on those flowers that are gonna die in 3 days, because you just know your girlfriend has been sexting her ex.
And always remember…your love should be like Titanic. Well, the Jack and Rose part… not the whole sinking ship thing.
Oh look. they have a card for that.
I’m sobbing.
-Rocco
PS Check out my festive red font. Who says I don’t care???
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If love isn’t a combo of every Taylor Swift song and this photo shoot for Out Magazine, I want nothing to do with it.
Are you not all dying inside slowly and/or divorcing your spouse because a love and intimacy like this doesn’t exist in your meaningless relationship??
I know I’m making some phone calls when I’m done with this post.
NPH goes on to say how in love he is and it just makes me wish either 1) he wasn’t gay or 2) I didn’t have a va jay jay.
Neil, on what attracts him to David:“There’s something kinetic about him and his being. He’s classically sexy, yet he’s very much a boy in his energy. It’s a great dynamic.”
Neil, on the relationship not being perfect: “I don’t want to paint our relationship like we met and it’s been happy family fantastic-ness ever since. What defines a relationship is the work that’s involved to maintain it, and it’s constantly changing. Sometimes I’m deeply in love with David and head-over-heels, and sometimes I question whether it’s going to work out and is meant to be. It’s like a business relationship, as well as a personal one; we have a business together and that’s maintaining our love for one another.”
I’m gonna need NPH to write every pop song from now until the end of time. Thank you.
-Rocco
And I’ll be there with bells on.
The Five Year Engagement is exactly what the title gives away, but Jason Segel is in it, so I’m going to see it and let him and Emily Blunt disrupt and misconstrue my views on love even more. I’ll thank him for it when I’m single and 35 I’m sure.
‘Jewish drawer’…. hah!
-Rocco
So, I’m sure you’ve all heard about the Jim Carrey ode to Emma Stone video by now (I didn’t want to post it because I’m pretty sure Jim Carrey is suffering another nervous breakdown and I can’t sleep at night knowing I exploited that), so of course other comedians are jumping on the bandwagon.
Kathy Griffin does it right and shouts out to J Biebs! It’s perfect. She hits all the high points of why an older woman should love the little angel muffin.
“We’ll adopt!”
-Rocco
Have you guys ever seen The Man In The Moon??? Reese Witherspoon is in it, at 15, and Jason London, before he made up stories of kidnappings, and it’s such a great movie about a girl’s first crush. And by first crush, I mean intense love and (*spoiler alert*) intense death!!
For some reason the trailer for The Man In The Moon has been circling the web and it just reminded me how my mother let me watch this when I was a kid and even as a curly-headed freak, I learned what love was whilst watching this movie. (And than Jonathan Taylor Thomas sealed the deal for me. Duh.)
Omg, I’m weeping. This is why I hate farms!!
Too bad Blockbuster doesn’t exist. Try Netflix.
-Rocco
J Lo Lets Her Son Play With Knives
Posted on: June 24, 2011
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I’m not sure why J Lo was letting her little ones play in the BP oil spill, but that is the least of my worries because I’m pretty sure her little guy is holding a shank.
I mean, I can’t blame the kid because I’d walk around with a shiv if I was forced to wear polyester shorts down to my ankles, all while skeletor is all up in my grill asking me if I played with his powder that “belongs to daddy”.
Can I get sued for saying that??
-Rocco
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Did ya hear?? Her boob popped out on a German television show. I’m not posting it 1) because that’s embarrassing and 2) she likes to sue people and frankly, I don’t have the money to pay her off.
So, no boobs in this performance (sorry to my blossoming male demographic) but I thought I’d show you because I didn’t know this many people would pay to see her.
-Rocco
Taylor Swift is on the cover InStyle this month and she is just wonderful. I’m glad she isn’t an obnoxious whore.
On love: “There are no rules when it comes to love. I just try to let love surprise me because you never know who you’re going to fall in love with. You never know who’s going to come into your life – and for me, when I picture the person I want to end up with, I don’t think about what their career is, or what they look like. I picture the feeling I get when I’m with them.
On what she wants in the future: “I have this really high priority on happiness and finding something to be happy about.”
I’m just gonna leave it at that.
-Rocco
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Sorry. The Revolution has been a little absent today, but your girl (me) is trying to make some moves.
And I figure the best way to get some posts going is ridiculous pictures of Jennifer Lopez in a onesie made out of a sequined spiderweb. I swear to Oprah that’s what I’m about to show you. You might want to sit down.
And this is why I fully believe Marc Anthony hates his life, and chooses to resemble a skeleton. Wouldn’t you if your wife asked you if she looked fat in an outfit like that??
-Rocco
