Posts Tagged ‘Marc Anthony’
Is it really necessary to wear sweat pants and an open button down shirt? For Simon Cowell and Marc Anthony? Certainly not.
Emblem 3 are the bro-iest of the bros!
That one in the hat is the star and the less douche-y of them all— he has a full shirt on and isn’t wearing head phones around his neck as an accessory. He’s clearly my fav and the breakout star.
PS That performance was not magical. I hope they make it though. I want to see the on the big stage with back up dancers because that will just be hilarious.
-Rocco
The Academy Of Country Music Awards were last night and Ashton Kutcher found someone else’s invitation and went to the show.
So, of course he looked like a complete idiot in a cowboy jacket and hat. Now, true… most people in this outfit would look like a complete idiot, but I just read that he might star in a indie biopic about Steve Jobs, so he looks like even more of a moron.
That guy behind him needs to chug beer on stage just to forget about the moment he was forced to share the stage with Ashton Kutcher.
I honestly can’t decide who should’ve been there less: Ashton Kutcher or Marc Anthony. I mean, a Puerto Rican Gollum at a country music award show???
-Rocco
That Awkward Moment When J Lo And Her Ex Husband Go On Television To Promote Something
Posted on: February 10, 2012
Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, and some other guy who is not relevant at all were on The Ellen DeGeneres Show promoting their new show that is exactly like American Idol but with foreigners.
It was awkward, it was strange, and the poor third guy will never be a success in America.
You know I don’t like J Lo when I find Puerto Rican Gollum witty and charming.
-Rocco
I figure this might be news because while J Lo is slumming it with some guy named Casper Smart, Marc Anthony is getting it in with some woman who looks the way J Lo wishes she looked. (Or should I say the way J Lo THINKS she looks.)
Shannon De Lima is a 24-year-old Venezuelan model who probably actually drives a Fiat. I mean, if they even have Fiats in Venezuela.
This was honestly news. Twitter never lets me down.
-Rocco
1) We know this is super awkward because J Lo and Marc Anthony hated each other at this point.
2) I’m just going to assume that the Puerto Rican Gollum is a racist because he thinks the Caucasians and African-Americans on American Idol, X Factor and The Voice aren’t good enough.
3) J Lo actually says “Latinas do it better”. She is the worst depiction of a Latin woman that I have ever seen. She’s a bigot too I guess.
I’m just going to assume that Jennifer Lopez slept with that other judge, Jamie King, because he looks a lot younger than her and we know she likes that.
No one is going to watch this show and I hope it’s not on an actual network.
-Rocco
Marc Anthony might have looked like Gollum, but at least he didn’t use Twitter like a 13-year-old girl.
I don’t even know if that’s him, but I think it is.
Anyway, Casper Smart could not only have a better name, but he also couldn’t behave any better on Twitter, because that’s really the place to fight with people over dumb crap that no one really cares about. I mean, that’s where I like to battle it out over what’s better: original Skittles or Berry flavored Skittles.
Don’t even say original.
First, Casper (his mother actually named him that) said this:
I don’t understand how people can speak on other people or things they know nothing of??!!! #CRAZY Off to Morocco!!!!
He just doesn’t understand, and I don’t understand why J Lo is performing in Morocco. Who invited her??
And then Casper went on to retweet encouragement from his fans, because he has those:
- @Caspersmart dont listen to the haters i think ur awesome
And a good dancer
- I think @Caspersmart an @JLo make a really good couple but you know everyones gonna hate cuz when your happy or successful ppl have to hate
- Its funny how the people who know the least about @caspersmart & @jlo have the most to say . #smdh
@Caspersmart Well Mr.Sexy guy say BLURRPP to the haters
That last person will “probably” support him and J Lo until the end my dear and that’s probably the best stance to make because I think J Lo is saying “probably” to this whole thing as well.
-Rocco
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And by “attractive” I mean he could be the third cousin of Marc Anthony.
I don’t know what it is…. the tattoos?? The backpack?? The bright blue highlight in his hair??? J Lo found a winner with this one. I really hope she marries him because he looks like one of the Fly Girls and the Puerto Rican Gollum can write a song about heartbreak in Spanish over this one.
This homeboy is a dancer and his name is Casper Smart. I feel like he’s not a real person.
I’m going to support this relationship, because that means she’s not with Bradley Cooper, which can not happen. Which brings me to this great picture that was sent to me be LiveMusicFan11 and I just want to incorporate it in the 1st post, so this worked out splendidly.
Hot.
-Rocco
If you are a woman (or a gay man) and said “Golly gosh… I wish J Lo and I were more alike” you can just take down your Selena Y Los Dinos shrine and stop playing Bidi Bidi Bom Bom because J Lo is just like your single ass.
You know when you break up with a guy (again this post is directed to woman and gay men.. so you hetero hotties can just skip to the pictures) and you try to prove your better off single by drinking your face off and dancing embarrassingly in clubs?? Well, you and J Lo could be besties.
Eat your heart out, Gollum!
J Lo is partying. Partying hard.
The iHeartRadio festival in Vegas was the perfect opportunity for J Lo to act like her 40 something divorcee self and do everything in the images I’ve shown/will show you.
So, just remember….. she’s like us. But with more botox…. and an annoying personality. Oh and don’t forget she’s had some of the Puerto Rican Gollum…. but like us she’s trying to forget as well.
(That one above is my favorite)
-Rocco
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HAH! Oh man… I just straight cracked myself up in the middle of Starbucks with that one.
But for realsies….. Marc Anthony And Will Smith now go to sporting events together because Puerto Rican Gollum is not sleeping with Jada Pinkett Smith, I guess??
I guess we should be really shocked about the fact that Scientologists are allowed to go to football games with commoners.
I think an episode of Wife Swap is in order here.
-Rocco
I Don’t Even Want To Joke About The Possibility Of J Lo Dating Bradley Cooper
Posted on: September 12, 2011
What the what?!?!?! This is now the point where I make fun of Bradley Cooper because I’m pretty sure Jennifer Lopez has her Selena Y Los Dinos claws in this one and he should be smart enough to stay away from her.
Reports are swirling that J Lo and B Coop are dating. Annnnnd part of my heart is broken and the other part wants them to “fall in love”, get married and then get divorced just because I find it hilarious that anyone thinks they can live with an obnoxious woman like Jennifer Lopez.
J Lo: You look nothing like Gollum.... or a coke head.
Apparently, these two had a romantic dinner in NYC and here’s 2 reasons why this makes complete sense.
1) Jennifer Lopez is about 18 months younger in the face (and butt, we can presume) now because she feeds of her own publicity. (Her own publicity and baby blood. I think??)
2) The Coop is the hotter version of Alexander Skarsgard and is pretty much just sleeping with anything that has boobs.
I can not wait for him to be the guest mentor on American Idol and talk about inner ear monitors for 37 minutes.
-Rocco
