Rocco's Pop Revolution: Seen through the eyes of someone living it

Am I the last one to make that joke?? I don’t feel very funny today, so it’s taking me a while to think of clever titles. I’m sorry… that’s all I could come up with.

Speaking of funny… where’s my muse Lee D.?? He needs to do something to get this ball a-rolling. Thanks!

Anyway… I first saw this picture and thought “Is this a mannequin for Harry Winston or something??”

If you wannabe my lovah... you gotta put a ring on it!

But then I just realized it’s one of the Spice Girls, Emma Bunton, AKA Baby Spice.

Girl just got engaged to someone… I can’t be bothered to fact check the name… that isn’t the point here.

The point is… she has a great manicure and she looks like a fake doll (as opposed to a real one). I can’t decide if I should be more concerned about the non-human appearance of her face or my own lack of manicure that’s happening in my life. First stress of the day, and it’s only 11:45.

The other point is to express my love for the Spice Girls. They are awesome. I even love the movie Spice World… except the alien abduction part. That part was dumb and a waste of 10 minutes. No one likes that part. Go ahead and ask someone next to you. Guaranteed they will say “Oh I hate that part!!”

Let’s watch “Wannabe”.

Remember when they got all R&B and tried to make a comeback in the states. Not gonna lie, I still listen to this song.

Good times. And life lessons.

“If you wanna be my  lover… you gotta get with my friends”; If you mean be friends with them, yeah no duh!… If you mean sleep with them… ewww, what kind of stuff are you into weirdo???

Oh and YAAAAY A wedding. Congrats!

-Rocco