Posts Tagged ‘Mean Girls’
Lindsay Lohan Is FREEEEE!!
Posted on: June 29, 2011
Guess who is out of the prison that is also known as her posh Malibu home??
This bitch!
I'm FREEEEE! Let's go to a Mr. Chow's and get wasted! Hey friend.. bring the coke!
Yes, you read that right… Lindsay Lohan is a free woman so hide your children and your expensive jewelery. And to be safe… hide anything that may resemble cocaine. You don’t need her busting into your house at 2AM looking for her candy!
I know. I shouldn’t judge and listen to her when she says she has changed her ways… but let’s be real, how many times has she said this?? About 93894385 times??
Is anyone having a gamble to see how long it takes her to f**k up and get sent back to court?? I hope it’s within the month because I feel like the month of July is slow in pop culture news.
Her birthday is July 2nd so I’m sure that will go as planned. And by as planned, I mean the way a drug addict plans their birthday.
it's my birthday guys!
-Rocco
Lindsay Lo has the greatest deal for someone who violates probation and steals shit….
1) House arrest
2) As many visitors as she likes, whenever she wants
3) No drug tests
Sweet deal, right? I broke my mom’s ceramic duck once (don’t ask why she had one) as a kid, and she submitted me to drug tests to make sure I wasn’t tweaking when I smashed that duck in a withdrawal inspired rage.
Well, Lindsay Lohan has her house arrest ankle thing and she’s doing a really shitty job at not breaking the rules.
I'm a caged in animal! HELP!
The “Mean Girls” actress is required to wear an ankle monitoring device that randomly checks via a base unit that she is within the premises of her home. Law enforcement sources told The Times that her monitoring unit went off Tuesday, though it’s unclear why.
Steve Honig, a spokesman for the actress, said in a statement to the Times, “They came as part of standard procedure to make sure the monitoring equipment was working properly.”
Ohhhh right! Of course. Faulty equipment. That makes sense. Lindsay would never ever break the law. She hasn’t done that all her life… why would she do that now??
Why didn’t I think of that excuse when I was a kid smashing ceramic ducks??!!
Mamadukes: Did you break this??
Rocco: NO! It was faulty…
Mamadukes: What is faulty??
Rocco: My foot… it accidentally round-housed that ugly ass duck that doesn’t even go with the decor of the house.
Mamadukes: Go to your room and pee in this cup for a drug test I am now administering to you.
Rocco: *mumbles* In 10 years that little freckled girl from The Parent Trap will use the ‘faulty equipment’ excuse. You mark my word.
-Rocco
Never in a million years. I don’t care if my baby’s daddy’s mother who is becoming a saint is named Lindsay. My daughter will never be named that. I never want that question, “did you name your baby after Lindsay Lohan??”
I can’t think of anything worse.
hey.. see that baby?? She's named after me.
Cant i just be with my sister @ a pool and have our salad!!!!! grrrrr met the sweetest girl whos 17 and has a child, she named her daughter Lindsay after me and it was an amazing feeling – g-d bless ariona marie valles.
So basically a 16 and Pregnant candidate named her child after Lindsay Lohan in hopes she’d be just like her.
That baby already has a show on MTV.
-Rocco
Girl is going to jail. Or should go to jail. But probably won’t. I guess I can keep my Prison Break DVD’s. Michael Scofield can’t teach her to break out if she can escape the whole ordeal with some tears. His intelligence would be useless to her.
I don’t care about Lindsay Lohan’s antics so I haven’t been keeping up with her new-found profession of jewelery thievery, but I’m pretty sure she’s just method acting and trying to get a role in the new Ocean’s movie. She heard one was in the works.
Word on the street is Lindsay will actually serve jail time. But I don’t believe it.
If this bitch didn’t go to jail for cocaine, DUI’s, hitting a baby carriage with her car, playing Kill Bill in rehab, and making Herbie Fully Loaded… she sure as shit is not going to jail for stealing some meesley jewels.
What about Prairie Home Companion???
I kind of want her and Charlie Sheen to date. Do you know the kind of bionic babies these two will make??? The government needs to get on that.
Anyway… good luck to her?? I can’t wait to see her escape this one. Her life needs to be a movie. I’m sure her mother and father are writing the script as we speak.
-Rocco
1) I didn’t even know Lindsay Lohan was out running amuck.
2) I’m still shocked she’s allowed to run around LA.
Something about this picture concerns me:
Isn’t that picture a little disconcerting??? I’m not even sure why. It may have to do with the fact that I hate when people continue to wear chipped nail polish. Either re-apply or take it off.
This next picture really has me worried. I have no idea who that grey haired man is… but he looks like that Uncle that everyone should stay 100 yards away from.
Does she have to wear an intoxication bracelet?? Good call on wearing the black dress if she does…. black goes with everything.
-Rocco
So, we all know J Lo is bouncing up in thuurr, Steven Tyler is going to attempt to not slur his words, Randy Jackson is thinking he’s the boss now, and Ry Ry Seacrest is getting his highlights redone for the new season of American Idol. I can smell the tanning lotion from 3000 miles away!
But, what we didn’t know is Nigel Lythgoe and team are hoping to amp up the drams by making the contestants live together, and then of course filming the whole thing.
Will there be hook ups?? Someone will definitely get punched in the face… there are ALWAYS fights on The Real World. And there HAS to be a hot tub… how else will the STD’s get passed around from contestant to contestant??
Randy: Yo soy jefe J Lo: I want to go in the hot tub Steven Tyler: I have no STDs. I Promise. Ry Ry: How's my lighting?? Am I tan enough?
How this will all be incorporated into the show, I have no idea, but this is dumb. If we are going to get behind the scenes footage, why can’t it just be of them rehearsing? If I have to see it, I wanna hear about the song choices, why they chose it, and what key they’re singing it in. I could care less about who they are fighting and/or sleeping with, it just has nothing to do with their shitty or excellent performances of the week.
If you know too much personal stuff it ruins the whole thing. For example, I can’t watch anything with Angelina Jolie without thinking about how she is planning to collect some more kids, and why she likes Brad Pitt so much (he looks like a homeless man half the time). And don’t even get me started on Lindsay Lohan…. Mean Girls is ruined for me now that she is a nut job. I just keep thinking “was she drunk when she filmed this scene?? I definitely hear a slur of the words… right??” It’s just distracting. And I don’t want to be distracted when I am judging people.
And stop trying to be X Factor… only X Factor can be ridiculously theatrical and flirting with obnoxious-ness, because Simon Cowell is a completely ridiculous/obnoxious human being. He knows it, and he is proud of it. And that’s why I want to be his slave intern.(but that’s a whole other story)
But don’t worry the talent is “amazing” this year… just like they said seasons 1-9 , and just like it was seasons 1-9. You can stop saying that Idol producers, no matter who is on the show, they are obviously talented.
I already know who I don’t want to see making out in night vision.
-Rocco
