Posts Tagged ‘Michael Fassbender’
We all remember how Mark Wahlberg could save our world from terrorists by his masturbating skills or something along those lines, and now he’s drunk on Graham Norton.
Mark Wahlberg starts by hitting on Sarah Silverman and then proceeds to want to compare penises with Michael Fassbender, who by the way has the biggest junk (and let’s remember Jon Hamm is not drunk on this show either) because we’ve all seen it and can not forget it.
Cut to 10:50 for a “big d**k contest”.
Mark Wahlberg is such a bro. Let’s hope the North Koreans were watching this and are now afraid.
-Rocco
I don’t really know why I felt it necessary to post this picture, but I felt like the ladies would be into it.
Sorry that they are both clothed.
-Rocco
We get it Jon Hamm— you have a giant penis. And I’m not saying it’s not a nice treat to see it make an appearance on your daily errands once and awhile, but this was flopping around about 2 weeks ago. If we keep seeing it at this frequency, we’re going to get bored of it.
Okay I lied— we won’t get bored of it.
But seriously— Michael Fassbender it up or get some proper underwear.
-Rocco
This guy just doesn’t give up at all. First he’s showing his schlong (haven’t heard that word in a while) in movies, and now he’s posing naked in bed provocatively and I bet it’s just to piss off Alexander Skarsgard.
Anyway, here are the W Magazine photos and get the children out of the room, unless your 12-year-old son or daughter are really into shirtless men in bed.
And look who I just found very annoyed at Michael Fassbender and decided to have his very own “shirtless man in bed” face off!
Eat your heart out Michael!!
Oh it’s on!!
-Rocco
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Or so I say.
George Clooney likes Fassbender’s
penis, and I trust George Clooney with everything, so it’s worth taking a look.
I can only assume this man is in competition with Alexander Skarsgard and is trying to sleep with everyone before Skarsgard. IT’S ON!
Bring it!
-Rocco
Remember When George Clooney Said Ryan Gosling Was In Thailand With Prostitutes?
Posted on: January 18, 2012
Oh good times.
Not only was George Clooney winning awards at the Golden Globes and talking about Michael Fassbender’s giant penis (seriously video below. 1:50 mark)…..
…. he was also talking about how Ryan Gosling is probably sleeping with Thai hookers.
“He’s in Thailand . . . and you know what you do in Thailand.” — George Clooney, on the whereabouts of Ryan Gosling
I just hope he wore shoes this time.
-Rocco
I Don’t Know Who Michael Fassbender Is But He Holds Comically Large Bottles Of Champagne
Posted on: December 5, 2011
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Remember over the summer when I randomly wrote about Alexander Skarsgard every damn day just because I had no idea who he was but everyone else on the planet was in love with him??
Well, I feel like Michael Fassbender is this winter’s Alexander Skarsgard. I have no idea what movies this guy is in, but he wins crap and girls want to sleep with him.
He just won Best Actor at the Moet British Independent Film Awards and they gave him a large bottle of champagne. It’s so large, it’s funny. I’m going to assume he will use it to get some ladies drunk.
Guess who else was there? B Coop. B Coop didn’t need a comically large bottle of alcohol to make the ladies smile.
I'm doing this without liquoring them up. I'm a god.
I’m confident these two men are wearing the same suit.
-Rocco
