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Michele Bachmann Could Get Some Votes If This Was What She Was Actually Saying
Posted on: October 4, 2011
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Michele Bachmann is an idiot. That’s no secret. Whatever comes out of her mouth is usually moronic and nonsensical, but when a voice over is placed over a video of Bachmann droning on and on with which is for sure her Republican (backward??) ways…. I can see her gaining some votes.
See? That makes a lot more sense then her actual policies.
-Rocco
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So, let me tell you what’s happening.
Michele Bachmann and those other gun-toting freaks (& a mormon), AKA The Republican 2012 candidates, have been debating on live TV, in order to get their name on the ticket.
Now, I avoid these debates because it usually ends with me screaming obscenities at the television, but this was too good to pass up.
You all know HPV vaccinations, right??
Well, now you know. This vaccination helps prevent cervical cancer in women, so it’s recommended that girls (staring at age 12-ish) get this shot. Now, I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure cancer in your cervix is not something one would want.
Sooo, that brings us to dumbass Bachmann who recklessly made a statement about a woman coming up to her after a debate and saying that the HPV vaccination gave her daughter mental retardation. And of course, Bachmann says all of this on CNN because apparently she doesn’t care about the nonsense that comes out of her mouth.
The video I’m about to show you is my silver fox, Andy Cooper, pretty much telling Michele Bachmann to shut the shit up, because she’s a moron.
Call me crazy, but I think I’ll trust the CDC and their complete LACK OF EVIDENCE that the HPV vaccination causes mental retardation.
Actually, listening to Michele Bachman talk makes me feel retarded.
-Rocco
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This family gets funnier and funnier to me… especially whenever abstinence is involved because they clearly need a dictionary or to just shut up and stop the charade.
Everyone obviously knows that Bristol Palin has a child, and she takes that child on her abstinence talks (she has a reality show in the works as well…. thank god!!) as if he’s just a little nugget assistant, so it’s even funnier when her brother has to shotgun marry his girlfriend because she’s with child.
Not that anything is wrong with pre-martial sex, but when a family that preaches against it in the most obnoxious way possible keeps having children without putting a ring on it, it’s the funniest thing in the world to me.
Bristol Palin can’t even convince her brother not to have pre-marital sex. HAH! I’m sure this reality sure will be convincing to the American teens who are already having sex.
Does Michele Bachmann have children??? Let’s throw one of them in here for an affair scandal to really spice up that GOP nomination.
-Rocco
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Though Sarah Palin is a complete moron in her own right, this Michele Bachmann is coming up in the final paces of the race to win idiot of the year, and for so many reasons.
1) She spells her name wrong. There are two “L”‘s in Michelle, not one.
2) She thinks slavery never existed. Yet, signed a pledge that said slavery was good because at least the children born into slavery grew up in a two parent household. (She should have said 3 because I think the white master counts as a father figure, dontcha think???)
3) Her and her husband hate the gays. Seriously. Her husband has a clinic to “cure” gay people with prayers when he may be the gayest man I’ve ever seen, so I can’t wait for that sex scandal to break.
That’s kind of a high pitch tone. I’m just saying.
Plus he’s a fabulous dancer….
4) She makes words up.
She literally made up a word to prove her point, which is something I think Big Bird does to make a point and is something I KNOW Sarah Palin does.
This election will be real fun.
-Rocco
