Posts Tagged ‘Minnie mouse’
Oh and I’m not going to write in purple anymore today, because it’s a hassle to highlight everything and make it purple. Blah blah blah… it’s f**king Monday and like the rest of America, I wish Monday’s could be banished from the calendar.
Anyway, David Beckham looks goddamn sexy in a suit.
I don’t even care that he sounds like Minnie Mouse… it’s adorable if he’s in that suit.
So much beef. Not even the free range kind. (feel free to not laugh at that…. that one was for me)
Remember the drama rama with turbulence??? If not, read this HERE. He’s so angry, right??
Well, Lee D is even angrier with the airplane laws.
Someone let Lee D visit the cockpit so he can ask these burning questions about the phones, the seat position, and the in-flight movie!!!!
And in other non-Lee rage related news… Lee D is coming back to NYC area because he’s a massive fan of this city.
Click on that to get the deets of this free concert in Long Island that I may actually attend. Two Lee shows in one summer??? “Earth Stood Still” one more time live??? What good deed did I complete to deserve this???
That wonderful news caused me to dance like this…. in my head. I am in public.
And to finally wrap up this Lee D smörgåsbord that this piece has turned into…. I’m here to clear up those engagement rumors. They look so happy.
I love how Minnie went with a non-traditional polka dot wedding dress. What a modern couple!
And now I’m an idiot for calling Australia “down under”.
Anyway, I just spent my morning at the Sprint retail store and the Sprint repair store because, ya ready for this shocker???, MY PHONE WAS BEING DYSFUNCTIONAL! So, after that I clearly came home and looked up pictures of Lady Gaga because that makes me feel better about my problems. At least I don’t go around in public looking like a black & white cookie version of Minnie mouse.
Who the hell wears that on a flight to Australia?? The TSA is lucky if I wear underwear on a flight, so looking like that is just way more inappropriate.
I mean, how else can you explain the photos I’m about to show you?? There is no other way. Trust me.
Notice anything?? Well, you if you aren’t blind you will notice that Scotty McCreery is posing the same way as Lee D did one year ago. Just ignore the fact that Minnie Mouse is clutching to Lee D. like he’s her only hope for existence. Creepy?? YES!! (On both Scotty being a stalker and Minnie trying to become one with Lee D.)
Scotty is like the single white female to Lee D., except he’s a male with an extremely deep voice. If Lee D. hears someone whispering sweet nothings into his ear with an extremely deep puberty voice, Lee D better make sure his chick doesn’t have laryngitis, because if she doesn’t, Scotty crawled into his bed.
If Scotty starts wearing boring outfits in dark colors and treat hats… Lee D needs to go into the witness protection program.
I think I made my point. Watch your back Lee D. Literally and figuratively.
And don’t doubt for a second that he wouldn’t be able to get it in. Look at that charming smile.
Minnie is definitely D.T.F.
My favorite Italian Stallion is taking his blow out to Disney World for Disney’s Grad night. Disney hosts a night when the park is open to graduating seniors and DJ Pauly D will be there to spin the 1′s and 2′s.
OH YEEAAAH!! (in the best Pauly D voice, naturally)
Mamadukes is planning to fake an ID for me to make me look like a senior in highschool, get dressed in our best t-shirts, and book us a flight down there ASAP.
She wants to beat that beat up in Disney.
This song is absolutely ridiculous… I’ve never heard it before. But it is changing my life, but I can’t decide what sort of change it is.
Lee DeWyze’s fans are not only rich in intelligence (I mean duh look at their musical tastes) but they are apparently rich in the pocket.
Lee bear fans are serious about making his debut album a success and they come up with these clever plans to push the album and singles. VERY clever plans and I am impressed.
On September 16th they had “Operation Album Spike” where everyone would pre-order copies (whether you did previously or not) to boost the sales. And it worked!!
Look at this nifty poster they created to show us the numbers (way more exciting than pie charts and Venn diagrams.)
Now with the untitled, most secretive single ever coming out soon there is “Operation Single Push” (I feel like I am in the CIA …. love it!)
The Thursday after the single is released at 7PM YOUR time (wherever you are) and at 7PM Lee bear time (wherever he is) you buy the single. And this is whether or not you bought it when it was first released, which if you are foaming at the mouth for his music like the rest of us, you already did.
So if you suck at math (like me) that means you are buying the single x3….AT LEAST! $1.29 x 3= $3.87…. that is what you are spending at the bare minimum… and now that I put it into boring numbers it doesn’t seem that bad, and I don’t need to turn tricks to afford it.
DO IT AND SPREAD THE WORD!
You can get all the deets HERE.
Two fans Robin and Marama are the ones who get this all going, so thank you ladies! And I am sure Lee bear would thank you a million times over as well. Make sure to check out there site HERE
And finally, this picture has nothing to do with album/single sales, I just thought it was fun: