Posts Tagged ‘Mormons’
I’m sure if me and Robert Pattinson were ever to wed we’d have the same spectacle as the royal wedding. I would of course invite the Mormons… because Stephenie Meyer would want to come.
“I was in Paris working and I was doing these interviews and the TV was behind the interviewer so I was watching it. I was surprised how interesting I thought it was. It was nice to see everyone look so happy in England. Because everyone normally looks so miserable walking down the street and you see everyone waving their flags. It looks very sweet.”
He ignored people who were talking to him to watch the royal wedding??
That is precious… I ignore people to pay attention to pop culture items all the time.
Clearly, we are soul mates.
-Rocco
The Voice: The Lone Mormon Edition
Posted on: May 4, 2011
- In: The Voice
- 6 Comments
The Voice is my new favorite show that I don’t watch in real time.
Okay… apparently there is only 1 gay Mormon (that we know of) but I’m gonna need this guy to win. For all the gay Mormons in the world, because I feel like they are frowned upon usually.
But, before we get into all that… Raquel sings “Bleeding Love” and I love this song… I’m glad she isn’t a sucky 16-year-old and Adam Levine hates her.
I’m shocked that Christina Aguilera didn’t push the button within 5 seconds because she could totally turn this around and make it about her. Oh, but wait, Christina Aguilera isn’t J Lo.
And now… for the gay Mormon singing a song that everyone hates. Make yourself more of a minority… please.
Rocco thinks I'm from Utah
Darren Criss… you better watch your warbler ass… the Mormons could take over. And Blake Shelton wasted no time.
I see a wedding band?? Are gay Mormons allowed to be married??!?!?? Who is feeding me this information??
If he is neither a mormon or a gay man… I apologize. I blame the internet for having false info land in my lap.
And this was satisfying-ly obnoxious, yet adorable.
Okay, so that’s who I judged by their song choice and their faces. Any one else I should check out, besides the sexiness of Blake Shelton??
Carson Daly is the best part of this show… they need more of him.
-Rocco
Did Jesus Love Pole Dancing???
Posted on: March 23, 2011
- In: Tidbits
- 4 Comments
Apparently.
Kid: Mommy… why do you take your clothes off??
Mother: For Jesus honey. Now, go in the back and close your eyes, Mommy’s gotta work.
Don’t sit there and say strippers can’t love Jesus, because they totes mcgotes can. And if FOX reports it…. it’s totally true.
I have proof.
My main question is do they pole dance to Christian music??? Because from what I know about Christian music, it doesn’t quite have a proper beat.
2 thoughts:
1) The Mormons are going to be so pissed.
2) Oprah better have her own pole dancing following… or I will be pissed.
-Rocco
New Breaking Dawn Photo
Posted on: February 15, 2011
- In: Movies
- 2 Comments
A new photo from Breaking Dawn was released.
I usually get super excited for this because, not gonna lie…. I want to see Robert Pattinson naked in Breaking Dawn (though I’m told this isn’t going to happen because Mormons are involved in this somehow)… but this photo is dumb. I always assume R Pattz will be in it.. but he never is.
This time it’s just foliage.
Lame sauce.
-Rocco
- In: Television
- 4 Comments
I forgot how many times I just randomly posted pictures of Ian Somerhalder, and the other hot guy (Paul Wesley) from Vampire Diaries, but it’s a lot.. and I appreciate you guys not minding.
It goes against everything I believe in… but for the 3 minutes it takes me to do this… I just pretend I’m someone else.
I was never a Vampire Diaries fan until recently. My roommate Cor Cor (Ryan Gosling enthusiast) watches the show, and I watched one episode of this most recent season (I think it was the 1st episode of the second season) and I kinda want to live in Mystic Falls.
To me, this is so much more believable than that “plot” Stephenie Meyer uses for Twilight. Mormons can’t be vampires and/or werewolves. It’s impossible.
Vampire Diaries is sans the Mormons, and it’s just a bunch of hot immortals running around, using big words and being cool. Seriously.. that’s the show. And I know that sounds lame and vapid… but it’s brilliant somehow. It’s like magic.
Me and Cor Cor sit in our kitchen, huddled over a laptop (that’s how we watch TV), and aggressively watch the new episodes. We scream and shout, we oohh and ahhhh, we laugh, we drool, we comment on how this can totally happen (okay.. I comment on how it could happen and Cor Cor talks me down back to earth calmly).
All I’m trying to say is this show is excellent and I don’t even know why.
Anyway… Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley are in it and here are some pictures of them being good-looking, because again… that’s all you have to do in Mystic Falls. Be good-looking and be a supernatural character. DONE!
I’m not even going to add captions to those photos and ruin the artwork. I would never be that rude.
-Rocco
