Posts Tagged ‘mustache’
I don’t really see a mustache in this photo because one, I’m pretty sure he has no body hair whatsoever and two, his lip gloss is (poppin’) and reflecting too much shine in the camera. It’s causing a glare.
I just can’t get over this porn mustache trend hitting Hollywood. Michael Cera has one, Bradley Cooper is ruining his face with one, and now Zach Galifianakis shaved his beard to make the creepy mustache more prominent.
And yes this is big enough news for The Revolution.. don’t think too highly of this blog.
The 1973 porn mustache was fine for Halloween, but in real life it’s not appropriate. Especially, when he’s dressed in his nautical striped, sailor shirt.
Zac Efron looks funny when he walks.
Welcome to Whatever Wednesday!
I know I awarded this to Justin Timberlake a few weeks ago when he was banging whatever chick was in his grasp that week, but this is truly a “what the hell is going on??” award for coupledom.
Remember Prison Break??? Yes, that show that convinced us all we could totally escape from prison. (I can do it. I know I can. I already have the tattoos) Well, remember this guy???
Lincoln Burrows, or Linc The Sink, or Dominic Purcell, was so hot that it didn’t even matter to me if he shot some guy in the face… the guy probably deserved it.
Well, that guy is dating this girl….
Yes. That’s the AnnaLynn McCord from the show that I’m not really sure anybody watches, 90210, and the same girl who was dating Kellun Lutz, but I’m sure she dumped him because of his Justin Timberlake circa 1999 jew fro he was rocking.
So, AnnaLynn McCord is dating Dominic Purcell for some strange reason and that causes me to say WTF?!?!. Plus, the extra WTF?!?! comes from the child molester ‘stache/soul patch combo Linc The Sink I is rocking.
I’m kinda disturbed and jealous at the same time. And I’m also confused because I like him with the mustache, and that should never be appropriate in anyone’s life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find pop culture things today that have nothing to do with the Royal Wedding??? It’s nearly impossible. I’m trying!
So, just deal with me talking about Bradley Cooper’s mustache. Again.
He looks like a 1970 porn star and ya know what?? I’m kinda in to it, and I’m not really sure what that says about the direction of my life.
Remember a few posts back when I said Adam Lambert looked like an evil character from an animated Disney film and/or a creepy French man who preys on young love???
Well, I’m gonna use one of my hypocrite cards to say Bradley Cooper is allowed to have the mustache that belongs on a man who may or may not be the serial killer in a Lifetime movie.
He looks like a douche bag cop from 1984 and it’s kinda hot.
Or he could look like the dead guy from Weekend At Bernie’s with the combo of the ‘stache and the circle framed glasses.
Either one is cool with me.
But seriously… Adam Lambert, you look like a fool.
Posted January 25, 2011on:
James Franco is the gift that keeps on giving.
I love that he is such a super talent actor, and adorable, and funny, and also a complete cray cray.
James Franco is hosting the Oscars, and thankfully, that means he can run around and do interviews and say crazy shit for me to write about.
The latest installment of our “James Franco Says Crazy Shit, But I Still Want To Date Him” series has to do with porn and his porn mustache. I know… big surprise huh??
James Franco was running around hollywood looking like this for a bit.
And it got everyone wondering… why does he look like he’s channeling a 1970′s porn star with that ‘stache.
At an Oscar round table James Franco had these wise words to say about what industry really intrigues him.
“I think if anybody who has made a home sex tape knows, what feels best doesn’t always look best. I remember when I was 19 doing that, and then watching it back and thinking, oh, that looks horrible… You have a lot of respect for those actors in pornography, because they are really not just doing it, they’re really selling it.”
I wouldn’t even be shocked if we hear next month he’s going to do a porn. I would actually laugh and then go buy my tickets to see it.
At least we would know the porn mustache was for a role and not because he woke up in the morning and decided to consciously leave that on his face.
BOW CHICA WOW WOW!!
HOLD THE F-IN PHONE!! I’m a genius. I knew that mustache was for an actual porn. No man in his right mind (even if you’re as crazy as Mr. Franco) decides to look like that in real life. I just just a text message from my friend Frankie (who does a great impression of a seal by the way.)
Frankie (seal boy) : What’s funny about your blog is that I just read before I read your blog that he’s staring in a porno based movie called “Deep Throat”
Okay first off… Frankie, thank you for being my exclusive source. Second, James Franco… eww. Third, this is so funny and fourth, I’m on the phone with fandango as I type this.
It’s funny because the way that kind of stuff is talked about on blogs is so black-and-white. It’s all cut-and-dry identity politics. ‘Is he straight or is he gay?’ Or, ‘This is your third gaymovie — come out already!’ And all based on, gay or straight, based on the idea that your object of affection decides your sexuality.
There are lots of other reasons to be interested in gay characters than wanting myself to go out and have sex with guys. And there are also lots of other aspects about these characters that I’m interested in, in addition to their sexuality. So, in some ways it’s coincidental, in other ways it’s not. I mean, I’ve played a gay man who’s living in the ’60s and ’70s, a gay man who we depicted in the ‘50s, and one being in the ‘20s. And those were all periods when to be gay, at least being gay in public, was much more difficult. Part of what I’m interested in is how these people who were living anti-normative lifestyles contended with opposition. Or, you know what, maybe I’m just gay.”
Okay, so that’s James Franco talking about whether he may or may not be gay… but that’ not what I’m concerned about; sleep with who you want. Not my business.
What I am concerned about is that mustache in that picture. James Franco looks like a creeper… someone who likes children too much and/or a member of the porn industry.
He should probably shave that ‘stache because I’m sure guys or girls, are not into the molester/porn industry mustache.
You can’t bring that home your parents.
I honestly have no idea what this is about. The New York Times released the above video of James Franco portraying a classic screen type. And apparently that type is a silent schizophrenic.
But he charms his image and then goes in for a kiss. And let’s be real… we’d all kiss him on the mouth if he’d just shave that hideous porn mustache. But, maybe he needs it for a movie role. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was reported he was doing a porn. Would not be shocked one bit.
You are looking at one of the world’s greatest bromances. You and your BFF will never reach this level. Just a warning.
That is also one of the world’s greatest ‘staches.