Posts Tagged ‘Nashville’
Taylor Swift Looks Like This Now….
Posted on: July 20, 2011
Tay Tay is finally feeling better and is over her bout of bronchitis, which means she’s back on the road. Because of that I thought I would post some pictures and then introduce a friend of mine, who I’m making into my real life Taylor Swift because she happens to be a girl who sings and plays guitar, and I equate that to Taylor Swift.
Only Taylor Swift could get away with a gold fringe dress without looking like a jerk. One of the many reasons, why I adore this girl.
And now for Skye. I don’t really know this girl very well, she’s a friend of a friend and they met because of cupcakes or something. I don’t really know…the details are blurry, but she is a singer songwriter and she totally hearts Taylor Swift. And yes, it was one of the first questions I asked her, don’t worry about it.
Skye just got a gig at the Hard Rock in Nashville which is a pretty big freakin’ deal and if anyone would fit in at the Nashville music scene it’s this chick.
Not bad, right?? Just let that sink in. Maybe she’ll open for Taylor one day. Like J Biebs says “Never Say Never”. <— she doesn’t like Justin Bieber. That will hold us back from being BFF.
-Rocco
Oh P Mac. You really just make me smile.
Just pretend James Durbin isn’t in that photo. I don’t have time to crop him out and let the P Mac shine through like my Jesus from Nashville.
Now, you all know my beef with Twitter Jamborees; they stress me out and I usually start to cry from the excitement/rapid movement of it all about 6 minutes in.
P Mac had a Twitter (probably like 9 days ago at this point) and I was so kindly informed of it and here are some of my most favorite exchanges.
I would fight Simon on that. I promise. I would even refuse to be his slave intern and make him pay me for my work if he ever bad mouthed P Mac.
So dramatic. This made me laugh. Which makes me feel uncomfortable.
THANK OPRAH! I hope he’s not lying because I’m making plans. When can I move to the farm??
I would allow that. How many girls would say that about their future children?? What’s the point of having babies if you aren’t going to give them kick ass names?? I’ve never been more on board with ruining your child’s life with horrid names, than I am with P Mac. Let’s do it together.
He had a short Twitter Jamboree (short and sweet… how I like it) and these were the best things that I could find from it. Again, I like his style.
Oh I also learned he likes Pop Tarts which I’m also a firm believer in. We should just fall in love and get it over with.
Pop tarts and PBR!! Can we have this at our wedding??
Of course P Mac, of course. But only if that giant ass pig is our ring bearer.
I swallowed your ring. Oops! *oink*
-Rocco
- In: Lady Gaga
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This would be if Nashville had an ecstasy epidemic and all wore drag.
Harmonicas and guitar don’t make things country. And saying it’s country makes it even less country.
With that being said…. its way better than that crap she first released.
YEE-HAW!
Those Republican cowboys are questioning things right now.
-Rocco
- In: American Idol | Lady Gaga
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Lady Gaga wants to bring her new race to Nashville with a “countrified” version of “Born This Way”
Surprise Monsters!: Born This Way (The Country Road Version) will be released on Twitter tomorrow at 12am PST/3am EST 3/25.
1) I wish she’d stop calling me a friggin’ monster.
2) I actually can not wait to hear it.
Whiiiiiiiiich brings me to the most genius idea. EVER.
Hey boo!
Scotty Playa Playa NEEDS to cover this country version of “Born This Way”.
I mean… just thinking of that happening in my head is breath taking to me.
Do it Scotty Playa Playa!
-Rocco
- In: Music
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That title has nothing to do with this… I just wanted to bring that to everyone’s attention. This man has two first names. Interesting.
If this isn’t Casey James’ album cover… I will not buy it.
Okay… I’m sure it won’t be the album cover… but I’m definitely going to show this picture to my future children and tell them that he’s Oprah’s right hand man. Amiright??? *high five*
Anyway, Casey James is releasing an album this fall. In a recent interview, Casey James said to expect some new music this fall.
How lovely.
I’m not a giant Casey James fan (I am a giant fan of his hair) but he was one of the few people on Idol last season I could stand for the 2 minutes they were on my television…. so I wish him the best. Plus, he shreds like a mofo on the gee-tar!
I just picked this random song because he had on a snazzy shirt and his hair was flowing like I’m sure the whiskey flows down in Nashville. I’ve never been to Nashville I’m not even sure if whiskey is from there.
Anyway, the point of this was to say… I think Casey James is going to be a country music star.
-Rocco
- In: Music
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Apparently, on a boat cruise for SONY executives and other industry fat cats.
I really know absolutely nothing about Casey James except his hair is extraordinary for a fella, he’s a good guitar player, and he loooooves country.
While Casey James was booze cruising with the rich and famous he premiered a new song “Drive”. I immediately though Incubus and got excited, but it couldn’t be farther from that song.
I don’t have a pick up truck or say y’all, so I’m pretty sure this song wasn’t written with the intent for me to fall deeply in love with it… but some of y’all (see what I did there??) may lose your minds over it.
YEEE HAW!! Looks like Casey James is working hard and I think he has a few gigs coming up. Good for him. I think he’ll find a nice little niche in country music.
And 2 last thoughts…
1) He’s the tallest man I’ve ever seen.
2) I will not move to the farm for him.
Casey James. You look like a very stylish Jesus.
-Rocco
Mr. McDonald. I Oddly Heart Thee & Will Say Y’all Just To Hang Out With You
Posted on: February 27, 2011
I do not like blue grass-ish music. It’s just not this Yankee’s thing. I’m just not into the southern, honky-tonk kind of twangy music. Not my style.
Buuut, with that being said… I’m ready to put on some overalls and move to the south or wherever the hell he is from because of his extremely white teeth, his faux hawk and this little video.
As long as he isn’t a republican… I’m down. I’ll leave NYC if he buys me a plane ticket. I can learn to eat at Cracker Barrel everyday.
He doesn’t seem to have a souther accent so there isn’t an accent barrier between us. We’d be able to understand each other. Things are looking up.
I know I keep reposting this picture, but look at him. Look at that smile. He looks like Bradley Cooper a little bit.
I don’t even like beer… but I will chug PBR on his farm any day.
I’m totally ready to give up my identity as a north-eastern female … and go kick with him down south. Where do I sign?? I don’t even mind is extremely non-Italian last name.
Rocco McDonald sounds okay right?? That sounds awful.. it sounds like Ronald McDonald. I’ll have to use by birth name.
-Rocco
Someone else’s words. Not mine.
Since I can’t find the my own words to be funny…. I’ll just repost someone else’s. Cool?? Cool.
I hear more Fergalicious then Jesus… but I can see this person’s point.
I really hope he sings “London Bridge or “Glamorous” (I have to sing that song to in order to spell that correctly by the way) next week. I think that will suit him.
You make my london bridge fall down
-Rocco
Tay Tay Swift <3's Nicki Minaj.
Posted on: February 4, 2011
Can me and Taylor Swift just meet and become BFF’s already!?!?! We’d get along so great. I promise.
She even likes Nicki Minaj…. and wishes she was a rapper. Do I not say that everyday of my life?? The answer to that is a resounding YES!
That’s Tay Tay rapping to Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass” at a Nashville radio station. I wish she said f**k though. For some reason hearing Taylor Swift curse is like hearing a toddler curse; you laugh because it’s funny, but you shouldn’t because it feels wrong.
And let’s just reminisce about this one.
Pop star, country star, or rap star??? I think all three is do-able.
-Rocco
