Posts Tagged ‘NBC’
Was that the point of this??? To show us that she is better than these people she’s coaching to win this competition??? I mean, we get it.
That Sinead O’Connor woman in the red coat frightens me. Is she German?? I feel like she may be German.
They seriously need to stop. This crap isn’t even funny anymore. Does she even go through child-birth, or does the baby just walk out of the birth canal like no biggie???
AND STOP NAMING THEM ALL WITH THE LETTER “J”!!! How offensive is that to the letter J?? How do you think Jaden Smith feels??? Like crap, because he’s only 1 of 2 kids.
You know when you are behind that slow ass tourist family in NYC and you can’t get passed them because they make a blockade across the sidewalk… can you imagine walking behind this family??? I’d throw myself in front of a cab to just end it all because I wouldn’t be able to take it. Plus, I’m sure Michelle Duggar would just be giving birth whilst sight-seeing in NYC and I’m too young to see a baby walk out of a va jay jay. I still have hopes and dreams.
Look at that sweet hairdo! A haircut that only someone allergic to birth control could love.
Well, actually they looked like this last Friday at the Today show, and this is my second post about it because I found professional photos that make them look like angels.
And I also have a video of a mashup that will blow your mind because there is just way to many men on stage and it’s very confusing; you have no idea who to love?
Okay, so that wasn’t as much of a mash-up as it was the combination of two great pop songs sang separately. Either way NKOTBSB is slowly taking over the world.
I put this in my draft box last night because I apparently had something funny to say about it, but now I can’t think of anything. It must have leaked out in my sleep.
I’m on a roll today!
This is a face workout if I’ve ever seen one.
Mamadukes always told me not to make silly faces when I was a kid because I was too pretty to pretend to be ugly (she was a nice woman), and I think Knightley should take a page out of Mamadukes’ book.
I’m pretty sure she’s being possessed by the devil… or she’s just bummed Meredith Vieira is leaving the Today show and this is the only way she could express her emotions; by jazz-ercising with her face.
What is she even promoting?? I thought she wasn’t in the pirate movie anymore.
I stole that from Adam Levine.
I didn’t watch The Voice last night because there was just too many options of television and that stresses me out. So, instead I just went to another blog and judged a book by its cover (the exact opposite point of this show, because that how I roll ) and listened to random people.
Frenchie Davis took off her clothes, got kicked of American Idol, shaved her head, and may or may not be a lesbian.
I give her props for still auditioning for shit. I would have gave up years ago and just married up in economic status.
Tje has the funniest name on the planet. I’m pretty sure his mother just grabbed letters out of hat to make that name. But, he has fun hair and sings Bruno Mars. Cool.
I don’t like his name. Maybe he should add more letters??
Patricka has a cowboy hat and will quickly become best friends with Blake Shelton. Aren’t all cowboys bros??? Probably. He didn’t sing the Kris with A K song like I thought this was going to be… duh. <— That’s what I get for judging a book by its cover.
Christina Aguilera obviously hates him.
Elowen. Is this the group name, her name, or his name?? I’m obsessed with everyone’s title.
I like this. I like her dress. And that boy is probably Amish. I’m now obsessed with him. But he’s married and now I have to be a home wrecker. Great.
This show confuses me. So, it’s a competition between the judges too??? I don’t get it. I like it though. I’m just gonna do it this way each week, so hopefully you’re down with that.
I’m just really glad Adam Levine will be on TV every week. He’s very attractive. I also have a crush on Blake Shelton. Perfect. I can’t watch TV unless I’m attracted to a man on the screen… that’s just the way I am.
Listen… I know sometimes I make jokes about people, but I feel that the people I make fun of deserve it. Kind of like now.
Nigel Lythgoe is still going on and on about Pia Toscano (no one cares anymore) to get in the press, and since he knows Simon Cowell and X Factor will do well and there is nothing he can do about it, he decided to say harsh things about NBC’s The Voice.
“After the initial stage of that, the gag’s over,” he said. “I mean that’s it. Once you’ve chosen your people, you know what they look like and then it’s straight mentoring. I don’t know the program, but the concept is you choose the voice by not seeing them. So you can pick a Susan Boyle—Shrek’s older sister, you can pick the voice and then you mentor that person. So once that first initial week is over, then it becomes a normal mentoring show.”
He just called Susan Boyle Shrek’s sister. Ummm?? Let’s be more of a jerk. Please. And look who’s talking… you can’t call someone ugly if you can’t win a beauty pageant yourself. Just saying.
Oh and this is my absolute favorite, when he compares the minutia of American Idol and all the problems around the world.
“There are always conspiracy theories, but you know we are so careful,” Nigel said. “[Voting is] done through AT&T and we get the results. It’s done so openly. We’ve got all the terrible things happening around the world with Libya, with Japan and what’s everyone talking about? ‘How did Pia get voted off?’”
Well Nigel, the last time I checked you won’t shut up about all the “drama” you create on American Idol, so why don’t you start talking about the real problems of the world? Don’t sit there and pretend like that’s what you’re concerned about.
This man really annoys me if you couldn’t already tell.
Posted April 4, 2011on:
Over paint. Which is totally logical.
Mamadukes just painted the living room and she had the same amount of rage in her eyes when she realized that there wasn’t primer in the paint she bought. She didn’t take it to this level (because she’s not out of her mind) but paint should be and is taken very seriously in the year 2011
He is literally having a meltdown over paint. Somewhere in the world a Kindergarten-er is having the same breakdown.
And you know when Mark McGrath and a man in a cowboy hat have to defuse the situation… shit’s about to go down. And then Busey goes on about “dancing on a rainbow with no fear”…. there is too much happening.
When Gary Busey is the calm one during a “confrontation of death” (his words, not mine) you know the world is off its axis. I blame global warming.
I think I may have found my new thumbs up picture.
So Mmedgar3 is obviously an angel in disguise and gave me a tip about a Jimmy Fallon clip where Jimmy Fallon impersonates Casey Abrams.
You would think I was a writer on the Jimmy Fallon show… it’s as if it’s a clip straight from my heart.
First off, Jimmy Fallon looked like this.
Now, since this is a sham of a blog, I have no idea how to embed this video. I’m just going to assume NBC is trying to ruin my life.
Click HERE to go to a real blog and see the hilarious bit. Jimmy Fallon’s impersonations are the best thing he does.
And the greatest part is you know Casey Abrams is laughing his ass off about that because he doesn’t have a stick up his ass.
But seriously… he better not be in the bottom 3 tonight. It might kill him. Or me. It might kill me.
PS Thanks again Mmedgar3!
It may come from my love of “Genie In A Bottle” and seeing Christina Aguilera, it may come from the sexiness that is Adam Levine, it may be that Carson Daly is employed again, it may even be from my surprise attraction to Blake Shelton, but it will definitely be from The Voice‘s tagline…. ‘Close your eyes and open your ears‘.
Whoever came up with that should be awarded with an award that gives them a lot of money and forces everyone in the world to love them. It’s genius and it give my the goosies. (Yes, I stole that from J Lo. What is my life turning into???)
Maybe I’m just super emotional because I’m a female and I cry over anything (gender issues right there), but that promo alone made me want to cry.
The Voice premieres on April 26th and according to my Rainman brain that is not the night of American Idol, so I will be watching this and crying and live-ish blogging if my tears don’t block my vision or soak my keyboard to the point of malfunction.
(I don’t know why I just made myself sound like an emotional wreck. I promise… I’m an actual human being that has their shit together.)