Posts Tagged ‘On The Floor’
Remember Naima Adedapo? BOOM FIRE!!
Posted on: July 20, 2011
So those American Idol people are terrorizing the nation by going on tour, and I guess really just the annoying contestants are terrorizing America and Naima Adedapo counts as one of them. (It should really just be a Casey Abrams tour and throw in a little “Love You This Big” because that song is funny).
that's what she said
Anyway, Naima is boom fire-ing all over the place and she’s singing Jennifer Lopez’s “On The Floor” which will inevitably cause her to perform an African dance, which will then have her relationship end in divorce. It’s a scientific fact.
It all gets really disturbing around 2:05. She is straight up rain dancing. It kind of reminded me of “Man Of The House”, (a great movie with my first true love Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Chevy Chase), and the rain dance scene. Netflix that shizz.
Back to Naima, the flip and split??? Needs to go. That is the worst Boom Fire I have ever seen. I hope Mamadukes sees this… she gets so enraged when it comes to this girl, it’s quite hilarious.
I hope Naima doesn’t do that every night in every city. Too much rain in some places.
BOOM FIRE!
-Rocco
J Lo Lets Her Son Play With Knives
Posted on: June 24, 2011
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I’m not sure why J Lo was letting her little ones play in the BP oil spill, but that is the least of my worries because I’m pretty sure her little guy is holding a shank.
I mean, I can’t blame the kid because I’d walk around with a shiv if I was forced to wear polyester shorts down to my ankles, all while skeletor is all up in my grill asking me if I played with his powder that “belongs to daddy”.
Can I get sued for saying that??
-Rocco
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Did ya hear?? Her boob popped out on a German television show. I’m not posting it 1) because that’s embarrassing and 2) she likes to sue people and frankly, I don’t have the money to pay her off.
So, no boobs in this performance (sorry to my blossoming male demographic) but I thought I’d show you because I didn’t know this many people would pay to see her.
-Rocco
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Sorry. The Revolution has been a little absent today, but your girl (me) is trying to make some moves.
And I figure the best way to get some posts going is ridiculous pictures of Jennifer Lopez in a onesie made out of a sequined spiderweb. I swear to Oprah that’s what I’m about to show you. You might want to sit down.
And this is why I fully believe Marc Anthony hates his life, and chooses to resemble a skeleton. Wouldn’t you if your wife asked you if she looked fat in an outfit like that??
-Rocco
First they premiered her music video for “On The Floor”, did you actually think they wouldn’t let Jennifer Lopez perform on the show too??
Pitbull is the type of guy that gives me the creeps. I’m pretty sure he slipped things in girls drinks back in the day… or to this day??
J LO is not lip synching because this is a singing competition and I’m shocked because I feel like she would totally lip synch under normal circumstances.
I really wish she wouldn’t wear gold MC Hammer pants… it would just be better for everyone.
I planned to heavily make fun if this… but J Lo is a good performer and I really can’t find anything to bash except this dumb dance break.
This looks cool on TV, but for the people in the audience they probably think J Lo is having a seizure.
I’m really bad at endings today, so I’m going to abruptly end this.
When is Steven Tyler going to perform?? Don’t tell me that’s not already planned.
-Rocco
I really like this “Just A Kiss” song. I don’t know what it is. Whenever these people release a song, I’m obsessed with it right away.
And it doesn’t hurt that the blonde guy with the beard is a little sex pot.
I haven’t even watched the J Lo performance and I already like this better.
Randy, you better not like them better than me!
-Rocco
Jennifer Lopez Is The World’s Most Beautiful Woman So She Can Wear What She Wants Guys!
Posted on: May 4, 2011
When People Magazine declares you “most beautiful woman” you can wear short dresses with tiger slashes on the thigh. It’s totally cool.
I’m patiently waiting for my “most beautiful woman” award so I can get away with a muumuu and boyfriend cardigan… or maybe a hoodie with tiger slashes across the back?? Hot.
And come to think of it… I’ll take an award with the word “most” in front of it to wear a hoodie everyday.
-Rocco
We can only hope she let’s Steven Tyler borrow this for the American Idol finale.
Can you imagine how this shine will bring out his cracked out eyes and the little skunk, dred he wears in his hair??? Exquisite.
-Rocco
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Jennifer Lopez is trying to become relevant in the music world again, and I have to say she’s doing a pretty good damn job of doing that.
She is judging American Idol (even though she makes no sense half the time) and she is making music that I’m kinda, sorta, ashamed to admit that I like.
This new diddy, “Invading My Mind” was produced by Red One, so therefore Lady Gaga is contractually obligated to be involved. The Ga wrote and co-produced the track as well.
I love Lady Gaga when she is behind the scenes and the proof of that is the fact that I’m still kinda, sorta excited that J Lo is releasing new music.
Can you tell I’m having an internal battle about this all??
-Rocco
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I love when Ellen DeGeneres plays these pranks with celebrities.
I’m sure you’ve seen this kind of it before, but if you’ve been living under a rock, basically the celebrity has an ear piece in and they have to say whatever Ellen tells them to say.
This time around, Jennifer Lopez is looking for an assistant. And she’s hilarious.
Everyone in the audience is having a blasty blast minus that chick sleeping in the 3rd row.
This is some great acting on J Lo’s part.. I’m suddenly a massive Jennifer Lopez fan.
Remind me of this the next time I make fun of Jennifer Lopez…which will be next week during Idol.
-Rocco
