Posts Tagged ‘Paul Walker’
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This may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
At 9AM watching Vin Diesel baritone his way through that goddamn Rihanna bathtub song is hilarious. Like, who is he singing to? Who is recording this with a straight face? Did he work on his falsetto before hand? Did he rehearse this whole song before hand?
I like to imagine that Paul Walker is recording, he’s singing to The Rock, and yes rehearsal all the way!
-Rocco
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True story.
Didn’t all your pain and suffering go away?? I know, mine too. And I don’t even want breakfast anymore. He’s magical.
But seriously… Paul Walker started a foundation, Reach Out Worldwide, 2 years ago and he’s looking pretty while saving the world.
The 38-year-old Fast and Furious star founded the organization in January 2010 after the devastating earthquake in Haiti. The group’s mission is “to offer help and hope to people affected by natural disasters.”
Doctors, EMTs, paramedics, search and rescue professionals travel to places both in the United States and around the globe providing life-saving necessities such as first aid, medical supplies, and water filters.
Vin Diesel may win an Oscar for the next two installments of Fast & Furious, but he doesn’t save the world a la Paul Walker style; one fist bump and two pretty blue eyes at a time.
-Rocco
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I’ve been on the edge of my seat (or glory??) since I saw the masterpiece that is Fast Five!
And I’m sure you have been too. Well, you can rest your ass and relax FF6 is coming Memorial weekend 2013.
AGHH!! And yes… I have seen it written out as FF6 and I’m praying to Vin Diesel’s muscles and Paul Walker’s baby blues that it’s the real title because it’s perfect.
Oh and I know this film is gonna be even better than the 5th (and the other 4) because 1) Bow Wow is not in it 2) Ludacris will obviously be in it, because he’s the greatest thing the film industry as ever seen, and 3) this guy is producing!
Shine up those Oscars…. because FF6 is coming to the Academy Awards.
-Rocco
Lee D. Spent 97 Hours In Manila
Posted on: May 9, 2011
- In: Lee DeWyze
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I refused to actually delete a post because lets be real… would Mark Twain delete anything he wrote. Probably not, and I liken my writing to Mark Twain; American classics.
Just look at the pictures of that cat and imagine it as Lee D. It’ll be just as funny.
Is he still there?? I keep getting fed information from this one place. I wouldn’t have downgraded my geography skills to you all if I knew he was remaining stationary in one location for so long. I could have Googled Manila and been spewing facts the whole time and you would have all thought I was a super genius.
There are a ton of photos from the Manila concert and you can see them all HERE. These were the ones I just closed my eyes and picked on sheer whimsicality (not a work… but go with it) and blindness.
He is so happy for that tiny car. He’s an easy to please kind of man. I hope he named the car, Giuseppe.
Not even fire works could keep him awake.
I was going to make the obvious Hitler joke, but then I thought people would get offended and for some reason I’m conscious of offended others. So, I decided to just tell you about my Nazi joke and hope you all laugh at what could have been.
No. No, I do not Lee D. Can that necklace be anymore three-dimensional???? I was so wrong.
Sweaty hair shot. This one if for all of you ladies out there.
This is just a regular shot. Nothing funny about it. My blind picture picking failed me here.
Either praying to Oprah or thinking about how much he loved Paul Walker in Pleasantville and is wondering if Fast Five is playing in Manila.
I hope Lee D. took his 3D necklace and went to go see Fast Five.
This was all a blasty blast with the pictures trust me.
-Rocco
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And I’m not even being sarcastic. Whoever wrote that (I can’t be bothered to look it up right now) is a genius. The lines that came out of those actors mouths were memorable, witty, and stupid all rolled into one!
There are so many reasons I loved this movie, let me count thee ways:
1) The bromance between The Rock and Vin Diesel. Heart warming. Cop and bad guy bro-ing out and stealing millions from a Brazilian douche bag???? I can’t decide who I’d let punch me or hug me first.
2) Bromance plus man on man combat with some massive chests??? Epic story telling.
3) The Rock is the largest man I’ve ever seen in the tightest black t-shirt I’ve ever seen. He really needs to stop drinking muscle milk, or at least cut back to every other day or something.
4) Paul Walker. Need I say more?? I don’t even know what he does in life besides these movies, but I don’t even care. I just wanna ride shot-gun with him…. in life!
5) Tyrese Gibson and freakin’ Ludacris are in this movie. I’ve decided Ludacris needs to be in every movie from here on out. He’s a great addition to any film. I’m not even kidding. Throw him in anything. In fact, if he isn’t in the next Kate Hudson romantic comedy, Hollywood is falling apart.
6) Okay… I googled who wrote this (Chris Morgan and Gary Scott Thompson) and someone needs to get them Academy Awards. Here is some of the dialogue that just shines!
“This just went from Mission: Impossible to Mission: In-freaking-sanity.”
“Money will come and go. The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Right here, right now. Salute, mi familia.”
“give me the veggies”
“11 million? Sounds like a whole lotta vaginal activity to me.”
Again… pure genius.
6) The plot line is pretty much Ocean’s 11, or really a combo of the Ocean’s movies. Oh and there are love sub-plots. Beautiful.
Everyone needs to go spend $14 and see this movie… it’s so ridiculous, it’s good.
-Rocco
Vin Diesel Is Massive
Posted on: May 4, 2011
- In: Tidbits
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I saw Fast Five last night… and I’ll get into that later, because right now I’m multitasking and watching Glee and Cory Monteith is adorable and there is never enough Mark Salling, (It’s breaking my heart), so Fast Five will be discussed later.
Anyway, Vin Diesel is massive and he’s kinda frightening.
My attraction to him in those 2 1/2 hours was totally unsettling to my psyche.
-Rocco
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And apparently Vin Diesel, Ludacris, Tyrese Gibson and those other people have nothing else to do either. They have all decided to make another Fast and Furious movie. Oh, and The Rock is bored and joined the cast as well.
Fast Five is pretty much an Ocean’s movie because they are breaking into a bank??? I have no idea what this has to do with Honda Civics that drive really, really fast.
You could not pay me to see this movie.
But I have a gut feeling that many of my readers are boys so I’m just playing to that demographic right??
I aim to please.
-Rocco
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Is this even about car racing anymore???
Why is Paul Walker still hanging out with Vin Diesel?? (Is that his real name? Paul Walker is still pretty hot though)
What is The Rock doing in this??
Is that Tyson Beckford with the bad one-liners??
Luda?? LUDA?? Is that you??
Why are they robbing banks??
This is your last job… really Vin?? Is that until you can’t get another movie so you do a 6th, 7th and 8th one??
You couldn’t pay me $14 to see this. Unless, Ja Rule has a cameo… then we go halfsies.
-Rocco
