Posts Tagged ‘Pauly D’
This Halloween costume is a smart one because it’s like a PSA for melanoma.
Some poor girl woke up with gold paint all over her because she hooked up with him while he looked like that. Sad times.
-Rocco
I mean, I knew Pauly D spun those 1 and 2′s (much respect) but Dina (the other Snooki) is apparently a singer now.
Don’t have any sharp objects around when you watch this. Please.
(Sorry about the D Man video instead. My subconscious killed Deena)
Is it just me or is anyone else more disturbed that she’s sitting in some poor unsuspecting teenage girls bedroom to film her debut music video???
-Rocco
- In: Lady Gaga | Music | Television
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I’m just gonna say it. The rumors are true. Lady Gaga was totally born a male. Whether or not it’s still hanging there I’m not positive, but either way… testosterone is flowing in her veins and she was born that way.
Lady Gaga or Jo Calderone later, is a vision. She’s a delicate flower of femininity.
Right off the bat, I was annoyed with her 3 minute soliloquy that she felt the need to perform as an offense interpretation of what I think was supposed to be an Italian guy from New York. I’d rather get an STD from one of the Jersey Shore guys (obviously Pauly D) than this awful depiction she’s portraying. To me… she looked more like a crack whore transvestite, but then again… I’m not as artsy and intelligent as Lady Gaga.
My favorite part of that whole performance is the utter confusion on every celebrities face in that audience. Justin Bieber’s (at the 4:20 mark) voice un-dropped because he was so confused.
Oh and also the moment you see Britney Spears realize she’s not the craziest one in the industry.
-Rocco
- In: Jersey Shore | Music | Television
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I’m about to break it down for you.
My love for Jersey Shore and Pauly D all started just because I wanted my mother to love me more than my sister and I figured if we could share a bond over G.T.L and some guidos, she’d love me more.
Well, she does love me more (mission accomplished HIGH FIVE!) but now I love Pauly D more than my mother.
He’s so handsome. He looked so good last night at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards in his black suit. So good.
I can’t stop touching Mamaduke’s bobble head doll of Pauly D because I just want to hear him say “There’s a party in Pauly D’s pants!!” one more time before I go back to my own home.
-Rocco
So, Jersey Shore season 4 started 2 weeks ago and of course I’m hooked. They are running around Florence being drunk and offensive (and not to mention hazards on the road because they can’t read a damn sign if their life depended on it) and it’s the greatest television I’ve watched all summer.
Of course I spoke to Mamadukes and she’s hooked. She loves it just as much as she loves Barefoot Contessa’s summer recipes and she’s still super into Pauly D.
Yes. Mamadukes loves that man above. In the LIME GREEN SHIRT AND VEST!!! What a silly outfit (more on that later)
Anyway, first episode he’s literally licking one of the roommate’s face (the new girl who could probably be considered a midget because she just has to be under 5 feet and can’t stand on her own two feet longer than 5 minutes) and I’m waiting for Mamadukes to turn her loyalty to Pauly D off and denounce him, but NO! She still thinks he’s funny and the nicest one of the bunch. If I’m not mistaken she called him “classy”. Classy.
So, Classy McClasster wore a lime green shirt and this needs to be known. Usually he is swagalicious dresser… but this outfit is Gay Aladdin circa 1973. Not into it at all. I don’t even think the midget cast member would let him make out with her.
But ya know what??? I’m my mother’s daughter and I’d still date him. Lime green shirt and all.
-Rocco
It’s no secret that I like the Jersey Shore. I blame Mamadukes for that addiction. It’s as if she handed me a bag of crack and hair gel, and now I can’t stop.
I’m just gonna get into it and lay down the Jersey Shore trailer for season 4. And yes this is the season they bring the guido shenanigans to Italy.
Just from this trailer alone, I apologize to all the Italians of the world. Mi dispiace!
Some other things we learn:
1) Pauly D is sexy.
2) J Woww has giant ta-tas.
3) I’m gonna need Pauly D to stop touching tongues with that midget chick because it’s making me nauseous.
5) The Situation sexually assaulted that poor Italian girl. Language barrier is not an excuse in the courts.
6) Ronnie is definitely on steroids.
7) Pauly D is extremely good-looking.
Mamadukes is so stoked!
-Rocco
How Do You Say STD’s In Italian?? Just Because The Jersey Shore Cast Is There, Ya Know?
Posted on: May 14, 2011
The Jersey Shore people landed in Florence, Italy and they brought their gel and crocadillies. All the essentials.
Hope Italy has protection.
-Rocco
Miracle Whip really needs a new marketing team, because getting a 30 something year old who still rocks a blow out to say that your product sucks in a commercial for said product is pretty stupid.
That being said, Pauly D looks great in a suit and I’d gladly date him. He can dictate what condiments I put on my sangwich. That’s totally cool.
-Rocco D
Well, my favorite gudio is gone. Once again, Italian-Americans got the boot on a respectable television show and now once again we are represented by Jersey Shore and Mob Wives (don’t even watch this show). We will be deported soon. We’ll just have to get Pauly D on American Idol one of these days… to get a good rep going.
Sorry this whole press conference thing is like 3 hours after the fact, my little Apple Jax stopped by for a hot minute and that turned into me playing with a Fischer Price kitchen and eating fake bacon with my little prince. <—– I’m playing with a child by the way, Apple Jax is not a 24-year-old man… he’s 14 months.
Stefano got kicked off the show because no one loves him and you can read my half-assed serious article HERE. Seriously. Click that. Read it. Love it. Thanks.
I was so excited to write the Revolution take on this whole interview because Stefano seemed like a little douche bag the whole time. I know that’s mean… but all of a sudden, dude got cocky. But, that is just the guido in him, so I shouldn’t knock it… in some ways, it made him more attractive.
Once again, no one likes me apparently, and I didn’t get to ask my cannoli question, but whatever. (I totally hit the right button by the way). I guess Entertainment Weekly is more important than me. Even though I was silenced… I learned a lot.
-Stefano will be the best man in James Durbin’s wedding. And I took that as James not having any friends in real life. He didn’t know anyone good enough to be his best man before Stefano?? Evaluate your life James.. evaluate it!
EVALUATE!
- He likes Mark Ballas. Who the f**k cares about Mark Ballas?? He’s a dancer in a publicity relationship with Pia. I don’t care… and I’m sure no one else cares. (Unless, you all care. Then that was for you)
- He didn’t play piano because he only plays piano when he plays songs from his soul, like his heartfelt originals. Soooooo, he’s too good of a musician to play the piano while playing covers??? Cool. I guess Casey should evaluate his life too?
-He can tap into the Bruno Mars market and sound because no one else is at this moment. He literally said that. Umm well hate to break it to you Steffy…. BUT BRUNO MARS TAPPED INTO THAT MARKET!
- He wants to collaborate with rappers. Oh my Oprah… why wasn’t he this Italian on the show?? I would have picked up the phone and actually voted. There is nothing I love more than a douche bag guido. Seriously. It’s mine and Big D’s dream for me.
- He kept saying “lucky #7″. I wish he would’ve stopped.
- Apparently, he’s from Seattle. I don’t believe that. No Italians are from Seattle.
And for my absolute favorite fun fact: He used to go to the gym and practice his performing face in the mirror. So, this is what he did at the gym:
I wonder how STD guy is doing??? I hope he has a curable STD, as opposed to an incurable one.
Stefano seemed really confident and ready to move on and have a career on his own… which is good. If he really is collaborating with rappers… I’m pretty sure I’ll be in love with his music.
Don’t forget to go HERE (in case I break up with my sugar daddy 
)
-Rocco
The Guidos Are Kinda A Hit
Posted on: March 27, 2011
Everyone loves a Guido!!
I fully admit that I despised Jersey Shore when it first came out, but now I’m a little bit obsessed with it. I can’t wait to watch it every week and I’m a little bummed that it’s on hiatus while they’re filming the 4th season (in Italy). What the hell am I going to do??
And I’m not the only one who will be missing these drunken fools…
MTV’s hit reality show delivered its highest-rated season finale Thursday night, drawing a 7.3 rating in the persons 12-34 demographic, up 20 percent from the Season 2 finale. About 7.6 million total viewers tuned in to the telecast. Jersey Shore’s third season is the top TV show of the year in the 12-34 demo.
1) 7.6 million people is so much and I’m glad I’m apart of that statistic.
2) Why are 12 year olds watching this??
Ask me who got me into Jersey Shore??
You will not be shocked by this…. Mamadukes.
You guys should probably be laughing at that and then heading over to MTV.com to catch up on this past season.
That’s what you should do for your Sunday Funday.
-Rocco
