Posts Tagged ‘Penn Badgley’
Remember When Penn Badgley Made A Movie About Jeff Buckley? Yea Me Neither— But Here’s The Trailer
Posted on: September 19, 2012
- In: Movies
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*EDIT* Apparently, I’m a “great idiot” because I didn’t know some guy named Ben was in this movie. I thought Penn Badgley was acting a la Lindsay Lohan circa The Parent Trap. My apologies to all the massive Penn Badgley/Gossip Girl fans. I now realize 99% of the world love him.
Editor’s note: PEOPLE ARE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS POST. SO UPSET. I get it— no need to wish death upon my family or I (Plus, I’m an oprhan so you are wasting your death wishes) It’s two different actors. Maybe you people should relax, blame the casting directors/make up people for fooling the masses and then go rent some Gossip Girl.
I’m not going to see Greetings from Tim Buckley because one, Penn Badgley plays Jeff Buckley AND Tim Buckley and I’m not going to see him play two characters, and two, if I should be seeing double of anything it’s Robert Pattinson rocking a jew fro and being a bitter son.
Penn Badlgey is going to be so sad when this movie doesn’t do well and when Gossip Girl ends.
-Rocco
I don’t. I just watched a minute of this teaser trailer for the new Gossip Girl season and I have no idea what’s going on. Apparently the kiddos are hitting up LA.
Chuck Bass is still my favorite character on television that I know nothing about.
-Rocco
Oh Look, Penn Badgley Is Still Doing A Bad Job At Looking Like Jeff Buckley
Posted on: August 31, 2011
It’s like torture when I read about and see pictures of Mr. Badgley butchering the good movie that would have been if Robert Pattinson was involved.
I don’t think Jeff Buckley drank out of a straw like that. And he definitely didn’t walk around with Beyoncé’s wind fan like he was auditioning for America’s Next Top Model. Just saying.
But I think he’d win… look at that strut!
-Rocco
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Yes. I’m still bitter about this whole casting situation. And after seeing these photos of what could be Penn Badgley’s character from Gossip Girl the anger bubbles up once again.
I didn’t realize Jeff Buckley did work in Gap ads. This bio-pic is already shedding so much light on the musician and who he was as a man.
-Rocco
I’m against every other male/female morning duo that doesn’t involve The Reeg and I think Lee should be too.
I mean, true they give Lee D an awesome couch instead of a stool that he has to climb into because it’s so high, but the man host is so coherent and he truly cares that he’s making a good impression. Where is the fun in that???
1) Nice plaid shirt, Lee D. Is he actually wearing a different outfit everyday?!?!?! I can’t believe my eyes. He packed like an actual human being.
2) Am I the only one bored with him still talking about American Idol?? I’m skipping this part.
3) His hair looks great.
4) I’m just gonna throw out a suggestion here: I think he should shave words into his chin beard. Spice it up Lee! There’s definitely enough hair there to get a 2 syllable word in there. DO IT! Here are a few words that would fit:
-Hello
-Holla
-Cheese
- ESS (for earth stood still, obviously)
- The Rev (a little promotion for me would be awesome)
- OMG
5) That girl host just admitted that Lee didn’t dress himself. No wonder he has an awesome outfit on. I’d like to thank that person too.
6) Okay… I’m gonna skip “Hallelujah” too because now I think of Penn Badgley playing Jeff Buckley and it sends me into a rage.
7) I wish he screamed out REGIS & KELLY at the end.
-Rocco
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**EDIT** Yesjayme just talked me off the ledge and let me know that this is a secondary (and therefore pointless) bio-pic. The Buckley clan have nothing to do with this one, and therefore I’m spreading the rumor that they hate Penn Badgley and will poison the craft services table with spoiled meat.
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What is it with these Gossip Girl kids?!?!?! Blake Lively is banging Leo DiCaprio and now Penn Badgley is stealing roles from Robert Pattinson.
This should win Blake back!
Penn is going to star as Jeff Buckley in this new bio-pic that I don’t even want to see now because Robert Pattinson is no longer in it.
How does this…
……look like Dan Humphrey above. They might as well cast Taylor Momsen as his mother and just get the rest of those CW freaks in on this because this movie has already gone to shit.
Can you tell I’m upset by this casting?? Once I cast something in my head… that’s how it has to go. No other way.
But whatever… R Pattz still has the best bone structure in this world and plus, he was never had to have a scene with someone by the name of Chuck Bass.
I'm gonna need you to suck it, Penn. xoxo -R
-Rocco
Penn Badgley …. You can not go around looking like a freakin’ mountain man when Blake is trying to be with Leonardo DiCaprio. Any girl who isn’t insane would choose Jack Dawson over your bearded ass any day!
You’re welcome Penn.
I should really get into the business of writing public service announcements.
-Rocco
Lee D. Is An Easy A
Posted on: April 20, 2011
That title has absolutely nothing to do with my upcoming joke about mass murderers with chain saws, but I’m watching Easy A and it’s hilarious. Emma Stone cracks me up. And the premise of this movie is hilarious. Plus, an all-star cast… a black adoptive brother, 1/2 of Aly & AJ (I don’t know which is which), a Jesus freak in the form of Amanda Bynes, that Humphrey kid from Gossip Girl, and Stanley Tucci! STANLEY TUCCI!!! Go watch this movie… I’ll even let ya know it’s on Starz on demand (nothing but the best cable package at my parents’ house). Go watch Easy A, after you read this of course.
Okay… let’s get into my chainsaw joke.
Okay first off, Let’s Watch Those Capitalized Letters There Homeslice. “Loudest” is not a proper noun or a proper adjective the last time I checked.
Second, this reminds me of those early summer mornings when Big D decided it was an awesome ass idea to mow the lawn, which by the way is right outside my window, at like 7AM. Absolutely ridiculous. I may have drafted divorce papers for Mamadukes to sign to get rid of my father, so he wouldn’t mow the lawn at 7AM. I’m serious about my sleep…. I was only willing to sacrifice my sleep every other weekend.
Okay.. that wasn’t so much a chainsaw joke as a fake divorce joke… but at least the chainsaw man wasn’t trying to kill you, Lee D. Get over it!
And now for your tweets!
Oh ain’t that the truth sister! I love pudding. In fact, Mamadukes better have a pudding cup in the house. Or I’ll have to get Big D to sign those divorce papers.
I love Thesauruses. LOVE THEM!! I asked for one for Christmas one year. I got one… because I’m a nerd deep down. Holla! (Great suggestions for “soon” by the way)
That really annoys me. 10:30?? Way to sleep in dude.
Ummm YES! In NYC preferably. Thanks.
Okay… Easy A is about to conclude. I need to see the end of this.
But, I really want to know Lee D’s secret. I can’t stand secrets. He’s taunting us!
-Rocco
