Posts Tagged ‘Phillip Philips’
1) He “ha ha”‘s at EVERYTHING he says which is just perfect because the number one rule is always think of yourself as the most hilarious person on this planet. I mean, welcome to my daily life.
Being on Jay Leno is very “haha” for PP. He’s having a blasty blast with Glenn Close back stage and we all instantly want to be Glenn Close. Who would’ve thought?
And come someone please explain to me what #fb is? I just keep thinking he’s obsessed with Mark Zuckerberg and is hash tagging Facebook, but I’m an idiot sometimes and my train of thought doesn’t always take the correct path.
Apparently, being full of food and tired is only have funny or “ha”. Love him.
Is he going to have a Twitter Jamboree? Because I kind of need that. I need to know everything about him instantly and Twitter Jamboree is the only way to do that.
When someone told me about Stefano Langone complaining about my PP BOO! (BACK UP! I’ll fight ‘chu!) I had to stop and think who the hell he was. And then I remembered I think I claimed he had an STD and he definitely boasted how he would be a #1 selling artist after he massively lost Idol last year.
Well, clearly he isn’t selling #1 albums because he’s sitting home at night tweeting about American Idol. I mean, that’s what I do (even worse, I blog about it too), but I’m a 25 year old who’s clearly single because on dates all I want to do is talk about boy bands and why J Lo should never be trusted to judge anyone’s singing. (Wanna go grab a drink, boys??), and not claiming to be this giant superstar!
Anyway, Stefano is bitter and may or may not still have STDs (allegedly)
Integrity? It’s f**kin’ American Idol not the Presidential election… calm down, homie!
But, he got what he wanted; press. I actually stopped working to write about this, but I’m smarter and still going to claim he may have a STD (allegedly) and only sold about 200 records (does he even have an album out?? I don’t even care.) soooooo me and Phillip Squared win. And yes, we are on a team.
Stefano obviously shaves his chest and doesn’t look like this:
But seriously… that song “Home” is still so good. It’s been 48 hours and I’m still super into it. Suck on that Stefano!
I can’t even get into it as much as I want too, because I have better things to do but someone needs to tell Colton Dixon that P^2 IS NOT JESUS!
I mean, I get it. He looks heavenly. His eyes can make the blind see. His voice can make the mute speak. His guitar playing can make the lepers have nice skin and friends (I think that’s what was going on in the New Testament… it’s been awhile). And his subtle chest hair can make those stones bounce right off of all the Mary Magdalene’s of the world, but HE IS NOT JESUS!
Why was Colton lying in P^2′s lap? And more importantly, why was P^2 running his hand through the urine colored hair??
What the hell does Heejun have to say about this?
I know I’m offended.
P^2 had his kidney’s chopped and diced and had to recoup before the show on Wednesday, so Heejun Han had to play nurse. Florence Nightingale effect of course followed. AKA they cuddled and fell in love.
The Hollywood Reporter says:
Was Phillip Phillips’ kidney stone procedure serious?While the condition certainly is, Phillip says last week’s surgery was a quick, outpatient affair. “It didn’t take too long, maybe 15 to 20 minutes at the most, but I do have to get another big one done.” For now, he says he’s “pushing the whole thing off for a little while” as he continues to compete on Idol. And he always has roommate and bestie Heejun Han to lean on. “We ended up sleeping in the same bed together I had to take care of him all night long,” Heejun cracked after Wednesday night’s show. “He was having a painful moment where I just had to be right next to him.”
I want a video of this. And by want I mean, NEED!