Posts Tagged ‘presidential election 2012’
I know I say the exact same thing every time I post one of these “Bad Lip Reading” soundbites with the 2012 Republican candidates, but they really do make much more sense when viewed like this.
Mitt Romney does know that he can’t win the Presidential race by looking like an actor who would portray the President on a critically acclaimed ABC drama?
And thank Oprah because the last thing America needs is a woman who hears voices in her head.
Yesterday, Sarah Palin released a statement (shockingly not via Twitter or Facebook) stating she will not ruin the country, but ruin some SNL skits, by NOT running for President in the 2012 election.
After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.
My decision is based upon a review of what common sense Conservatives and Independents have accomplished, especially over the last year. I believe that at this time I can be more effective in a decisive role to help elect other true public servants to office – from the nation’s governors to Congressional seats and the Presidency. We need to continue to actively and aggressively help those who will stop the “fundamental transformation” of our nation and instead seek the restoration of our greatness, our goodness and our constitutional republic based on the rule of law.
I like to pretend she released this picture with the statement above:
Sarah Palin didn’t mention if her reality show career is continuing or if she’ll just continue pretending her children are perfect and don’t do absolutely everything her and her party disagree with (AKA babies without a ring on it).
Also, if she ever was President she would probably quit halfway through her term due to an affair with a black man. She has a history with those things.
Lady Gaga and President Obama met last week to discuss bullying and human rights, or something like that, and Obama found a really round about way to say she’s out of her freakin’ mind.
If this doesn’t bump him up in the polls, America is filled with those damn little monsters and we are in big trouble. This isn’t even something execute-dinaire, Rick Perry, can murder with an electric chair.
So, let me tell you what’s happening.
Michele Bachmann and those other gun-toting freaks (& a mormon), AKA The Republican 2012 candidates, have been debating on live TV, in order to get their name on the ticket.
Now, I avoid these debates because it usually ends with me screaming obscenities at the television, but this was too good to pass up.
You all know HPV vaccinations, right??
Well, now you know. This vaccination helps prevent cervical cancer in women, so it’s recommended that girls (staring at age 12-ish) get this shot. Now, I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure cancer in your cervix is not something one would want.
Sooo, that brings us to dumbass Bachmann who recklessly made a statement about a woman coming up to her after a debate and saying that the HPV vaccination gave her daughter mental retardation. And of course, Bachmann says all of this on CNN because apparently she doesn’t care about the nonsense that comes out of her mouth.
The video I’m about to show you is my silver fox, Andy Cooper, pretty much telling Michele Bachmann to shut the shit up, because she’s a moron.
Call me crazy, but I think I’ll trust the CDC and their complete LACK OF EVIDENCE that the HPV vaccination causes mental retardation.
Actually, listening to Michele Bachman talk makes me feel retarded.
No wonder Sarah Palin is a correspondent for them.
Even though Sarah Palin goes on that channel to spew her idiocy (and so we can all laugh about it) they don’t even know who the correct Sarah Palin is.
On a segment about Sarah Palin’s possible Presidential run…. they threw up a picture of Tiny Fey impersonating Sarah Palin, instead of the actual Sarah Palin.
Ouch! That’s gotta hurt.
But this isn’t such a surprise because shalt we not forget that Fox News is the same bunch of morons who reported that Barak Obama was shot, when in fact Osama Bin Laden was the one bleeding from his eyeball.
When Gary Busey is endorsing you, and campaigning for you when you are running for President…. you know you have the golden ticket.
Gary Busey is pretty much running around the media circuit stating that Donald Trump as President would be pretty awesome and not the dumbest thing that has ever happened to this country.
This is all coming from a man who looks like this on a daily basis:
(By the way… didn’t even have to type in “Gary Busey crazy” to find a silly picture… they’re all silly. ALL OF THEM!!)
I’m gonna need Gary Busey to be the Vice President. Just imagine the shit that will go down during the debates. I’m planning my stand up act right now in preparation.