Posts Tagged ‘Prison Break’
Posted September 13, 2011on:
There is no lie that Prison Break is my favorite show, and it’s also no lie that I totally think I would be able to break myself out of prison because of that show.
We have Wentworth Miller (AKA Michael Scofield) to thank for that.
Wenty has been MIA for a bit (I think he is a screenwriter now or something) but he’s coming back to TV to guest star on House.
Creator David Shore told the site that the former Prison Break star “will appear as a patient of the week in an episode that takes place after [Dr. Gregory House, played by Hugh Laurie] gets sprung from jail.”
“He plays a real altruist,” David added. “And there’s some question as to whether that’s his symptom or not.”
Sorry. There is nothing funny about this post. I take Wentworth Miller’s return to television very seriously.
House premieres October 3rd and let’s hope Wenty is in that first episode.
Or Dominic Purcell. I don’t really understand why this he feels the need to have this mustache on his top lip. He looks super ridiculous. Like, really ridiculous. I almost can’t take him seriously as an actual human being.
This is still the most bizarre relationship I’ve ever seen. I just don’t understand how this happened and it gives me the creeps a little bit, but that just might be the mustache calling out to me in a sexual predator kind of way.
A kind of hot version of Gilligan.
I don’t know what’s up with that hat and I wish he’d stop wearing it because part of me thinks he looks like a moron, but then the other part is reminded he’s just too good-looking for a stupid hat to ruin it all.
Oh and he wrote a movie called Stoker, and it recently got cast so it looks like it will be made, which makes him smart too!!
I know I awarded this to Justin Timberlake a few weeks ago when he was banging whatever chick was in his grasp that week, but this is truly a “what the hell is going on??” award for coupledom.
Remember Prison Break??? Yes, that show that convinced us all we could totally escape from prison. (I can do it. I know I can. I already have the tattoos) Well, remember this guy???
Lincoln Burrows, or Linc The Sink, or Dominic Purcell, was so hot that it didn’t even matter to me if he shot some guy in the face… the guy probably deserved it.
Well, that guy is dating this girl….
Yes. That’s the AnnaLynn McCord from the show that I’m not really sure anybody watches, 90210, and the same girl who was dating Kellun Lutz, but I’m sure she dumped him because of his Justin Timberlake circa 1999 jew fro he was rocking.
So, AnnaLynn McCord is dating Dominic Purcell for some strange reason and that causes me to say WTF?!?!. Plus, the extra WTF?!?! comes from the child molester ‘stache/soul patch combo Linc The Sink I is rocking.
I’m kinda disturbed and jealous at the same time. And I’m also confused because I like him with the mustache, and that should never be appropriate in anyone’s life.
Unless you googled it or are way smarter than me, I bet you didn’t guess 39.
HE’S 39!!! For some reason that just sounds super old to me.
Anyway, happy birthday Michael Scofield. In your honor, I promise to watch 39 hours of Prison Break.
Wentworth Miller?? Anyone?? Anyone??
Remember Prison Break?? It was a great show and it convinced me that if I ever go to prison I could totally break out. And for a “just in case” scenario I tattooed blue prints of 5 different prisons on my body. It’s all very fine print, so don’t worry about it.
Anyway, Wenty (it’s what I call him) is filming a pilot for ABC, Identity, and it’s about cops. It better get picked up! I need Wenty on my TV again.
Posted April 5, 2011on:
It’s sort of a law that everyone has a secret admirer. You have one, I have one, and you are someone’s. Right? Yes.
Now, it’s no secret in my life that I love love love Titanic. I quote it constantly, reference it an obnoxious amount, watch it all the time, just say the word “Titanic” when I feel a lull in conversation. Shit… sometimes I just say the word “ship” to ease tension.
That all brings me to this: Whoever is trying to seduce me currently most likely paid a ridiculous amount of money to buy me the nude sketch of Rose DeWitt Bukater that was being auctioned off.
The nude drawing of the 35-year-old actress from Titanic was reportedly auctioned off over the weekend and expected to fetch around $16,000.
I was going to post the actual nude picture, but that might be considered porn and I don’t want to go to jail. Can you even go to jail for that?? Either way… I can’t survive in jail. I’d have to break out and thanks to Prison Break I can do that. Tangent. Sorry.
Anyway… someone has that Titanic artifact and it better be me in about a week.
You all know where I’m going with this right off the bat. But let’s tell it from the beginning.
Wednesday’s are just the longest days of my life and I’m usually not in bed until very late. I blame all of this on American Idol and my deep, deep love for it. And last night the blame can also be placed on Devy Wevy Bevy who needed a place to sleep because she was drinking beers on the UES. So, while waiting for her, I finished my American Idol recap and I decided to watch Prison Break to stay awake… this was at like 11:30. Cut to 1:15 AM: I’m passed out on top of the covers, drooling. Devy Wevy Bevy comes and I after some impromptu sleepover chit-chat (I.E. Are you wasted?? What bar were you at? I could totally break out of prison if I really tried. I could even break you out.) we fell asleep.
Not a moment too soon *LONG LIVE THE WALLS WE CRASHED THROUGH* (<— that’s my ringtone for text messages) blares through the room and Devy Wevy Bevy remains in her coma. I forget that my phone is no longer the devil and actually functions in my bedroom, so I tend to forget to silence it as I rest my bod.
Once my phone went off (loudly) I said “you’ve got to be kidding me. I’m so angry at whoever this is.”
And guess who it was??
(Totally just spent a good 10 minutes trying to find that picture. The dedication I have is unwavering)
At 1:30 in the morning all I saw was Dixie and I thought he was talking about Dixie cups and I was massively confused. Plus, he was speaking improper English and it was confusing me more in the wee hours of the AM. I just shut off my phone, prayed no one would have to contact me in the middle of the night, and continued to drool on my pillow.
And now at 9:46AM I’m pretty convinced he should be charged with TUI (tweeting under the influence), which we all do by the way…. and I’m pretty confident he was eating some KFC, because why would he be babbling about chicken?? Exactly.
Some great responses were given… so let’s get into that before I start babbling. (I feel it coming on)
This person may or may not have been kicking it down with Lee D. because this makes no sense. I’m glad they love nature. Nature is cool. I guess you can say chickens are involved in nature… so maybe it does make sense?? I don’t really know these things.
This person may or may not be carrying the devil in their womb. Ever see Rosemary’s Baby?? I can’t find the clip on YouTube but if you’ve seen that movie you’re laughing and if you haven’t you think I’m out of my mind. It doesn’t even matter at this point… and now I’m babbling. This is what I was afraid of.
Or maybe it was a sexual joke that went over my head?? Hmmm.
Exactly. I googled “Dixie chicken” so I could be in on this joke (I never know what he’s talking about and I feel like the loser in the lunchroom who can’t hang with the cool kids) and all that I got was this….. an extremely racist chicken.
What an asshole chicken! He’s kind of a jerk. A jerk chicken!
(That is a funny joke. You all better be laughing at that)
Anyway… after extensive research (and by that I mean texting a friend and looking on Twitter) he’s just repeating a Dave Matthew’s line. I would never have known that because 1) you just saw the nonsense I just said about a racist chicken and 2) I’m a fake DMB fan. I’ve never known less music in my life… I only like DMB when I’m trying to impress a frat guy I want to date. By the way… lying never works out. They always find out you only know 1 song and that conversation is awkward.
And now I’m babbling like a brook. Good times on Twitter. I’m gonna get waste one night and just go off on Twitter. That will totally be an exciting blog the morning after.
PS: Oh and I know I can totally just change twitter settings so I don’t get these tweets in the middle of the night but 1) I forget to do that and 2) this wouldn’t have been a blog and you wouldn’t know about the racist chickens running around LA. You’re welcome America.
Oh MAN! I scoured the world-wide web for another video of Lee D. at his Florida show last night just so I can make that lame ass joke. Ded-i-cation. Don’t dare say I don’t have it.
Was it worth it?? Probably not. Is everybody laughing?? Definitely.
I found “Annabelle”… it’s an oldie but a goody.
This version kind of scares me. I can’t tell if I have chills because I’m freezing, the song sounds frightening all of a sudden, or my joke was so good, I gave myself goosebumps.
Joking aside… this is a good version. He sounds great. The tempo seems slower and more stripped down… I like it. Plus, I’m pretty sure there is a goblin playing a synthesizer on stage somewhere, which is just awesome.
Oh and here is “Hallelujah”…. but nothing beats a synthesizer played by a goblin.
I’m obviously just writing 439057340 things today so I can lay around this evening, cuddle up and watch Prison Break until 2AM again, and not feel bad about it. I’ll feel accomplished because I wrote about vital pop culture things all day, and I watched 6 hours of Prison Break and learned how to successfully break out and stay out of prison. All that equals EDUCATION my friends.
And is that even how that “knock knock” joke goes???
When I said that title in my head it seemed to rhyme, but all of a sudden it doesn’t.
I got my own beat. Don’t worry about it.
The cast of Glee was somewhere talking about something and they all looked pretty.
Now, I’m going to be super sexist and only post the boys because that’s what I feel like doing right now. Back off. (And my feminist friends are shaking their heads in disappointment)
Matthew Morrison (Mr. Schu) flat ironed his hair. And it’s hot.
Chris Colfer (Kurt) finally got a boyfriend on the show and he’s just glowing. I love his outfit. He could totally be my GBF in real life.
Though I’m inclined to have a crush on Darren Criss (Blaine)… it could never happen. He has curly hair… I have curly hair. Do you know what our kids would look like?? Not pretty is the answer to that….I would never purposely give my kids curly haired DNA. They need to have a fighting chance ya know??
Mark Sailing (Puck)… you are hot. You kind of remind me of Wentworth Miller sometimes… and that’s one of my favorite people ever. Let’s break out of prison together yeah??
Cory Monteith (Finn) I don’t need to say it anymore how much I adore this man. Look at his charm exude from that simple pose, smile, ensemble, etc. He’s dreamy. I should totally right Rocco & Cory 4 EVA in a heart.
You are so glad I did that aren’t you?? You’re welcome.