Posts Tagged ‘Quentin Tarantino’
I would never ever see Django Unchained if Leonardo DiCaprio wasn’t in it, so Quentin Tarantino can thank Leo later.
Djano Unchained is about slavery and Leonardo DiCaprio is a southern plantation owner, which makes me uncomfortable because I still want to make out with him.
Oh and Jonah Hill is in it, which is strange.
That was the unfunniest headline ever. I do apologize.
I really just wanted to get your attention to show you the movie poster that has a bearded Leonardo DiCaprio promoting Django Unchained.
Leo’s playing Calvin Candie! And not only is that the greatest character name ever (sorry Jack!) but he also plays a charming, but ruthless plantation owner.
It makes me really uncomfortable to know I’m going to be attracted to Leo in this role.
I thought I could honestly say that I’d never fall in love with a slave owner (because I’m not down with slavery and I love Abe Lincoln) but when Leonardo DiCaprio is playing one and is dressed like a fruit cake—I’m down with it.
Django Unchained is the most unsubtle Quentin Tarantino film ever. You don’t even have to tell people who directed this and from the 2 minute trailer it already stinks of Tarantino, which is good or bad depending on your feelings toward the man.
It’s like a comedy of sorts? I’m so confused. Why is the “D” silent in “Django”? I’ve never seen DiCaprio like this— I like it.
Django Unchained is out Christmas 2012, so completely ignore Jesus and your family and go see this… along with The Great Gatsby.
Thank you Leonardo DiCaprio for giving me something to do on Christmas next year.
Christmas is never as fun as it once was. I was totally that annoying kid who woke up at 3:30AM to open presents because the fatty came down the chimney, but now that I’m an “adult” that doesn’t fly with Mamadukes and Big D. They make me wait until the evening when the rest of my siblings, who have lives, finally come back home. It blows.
Well, forget that next year! I’m going to the movies!!
(I know that’s a prepubescent photo of Leo, but just deal with it)
Leo has TWO movies coming out December 25th, 2012: The Great Gatsby (Can. Not. Wait.) and his upcoming Quentin Tarantino flick, Django Unchained, which sounds fun.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!
I don’t think Jesus is a Tarantino fan.
He must have some sort of 45 degree angled mirror under the brim of his baseball cap, because without it… he’d be running straight into things like supermodels, tables……icebergs.
Leo is in talks to join a Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained, where he will play a dirt bag slave owner, Calvin Candie (stripper name), and Christoph Waltz will play a guy who helps slaves because Waltz is tired of playing a douche bag.
This is my true test. Do I still love Leo when he is a slave owner?? Oh OPRAH!! What will Abe Lincoln think of me???