Posts Tagged ‘Rachel Ray’
Because frankly… I’m a little tired of Rachel Ray and her 30 minute shit. I can never cook ANYTHING in 30 minutes. It takes me about that long to toast a bagel to pure perfection.
I’m glad Charlie Sheen has got some work.
Imagine this was all a joke and in like 5 months he’s going to pop up and say “KIDDING!!!”. I’d be so pissed. And so would Dr. Drew…. that man is planning specials for VH1 and everything.
(In case that video doesn’t work click HERE to see it. You know me and this sham I call a functioning blog.. sometimes I break The Revolution)
He’s taking this “winning” thing and “tiger blood” a little too far. It’s starting to annoy me.
I’ll save up all my money and buy him whatever drug he is on (presumably Charlie Sheen) just so he’d shut up for more than 12 hours.
Really glad they let him handle sharp objects once again. That’s totally safe.
This girl makes me want to chop my hair and dye it blonde. And though I’d look completely ridiculous….I feel like it’d be okay due to Kimberly Caldwell’s hair.
Where did she come from?? I have not seen this chick in years. I saw her running around some red carpets sporadically… but I kinda forgot who she was.
This is excellent. I think I liked her.
I can’t even decide if I like this song, or her for that matter, I’m just so flabbergasted she is making music and I just love her outfit. Look at those boots!
She’s a little like Pink. I like her voice… I think I just don’t like the title of this song.
Oh and don’t you worry she has a show on E! that Ryan Seacrest probably owns. How does he not own that network yet??? Oprah would kill him.
To be honest… I didn’t watch this whole thing. Seeing J Lo for 2 hours a week on Idol is enough for me… so I just skimmed it. And don’t worry… if you don’t want to watch it either you can just read my recap of it. This is exactly what happened.
Some of the parts that I watched (and therefore stood out to me) are:
1) She talks about her babies like she is the first woman to ever give birth. Yes, I know… I do not have a child and I don’t understand the love someone has for their kids… but people have awesome babies all the time. Just because you are Selena doesn’t make them any cooler. Babies are just cool bags of flesh right off the bat. I mean have you seen a baby laugh/smile. It’s the sweetest thing on this planet. Justin Bieber’s swoop swoosh can’t even top that.
And plus…. my kids are going to be waaaaaay cooler than yours J Lo. Just saying.
2) I miss Bennifer…. and even more than that I miss J Lo and Puff Daddy.
(I’m not even being sarcastic… I loved these two together. Until guns got involved… before that it was good stuff)
3) She loves Monchichi’s…. which doesn’t really shock me. (She said she loved David Archuleta… in case that went over your head)
And the best montage of Selena. EVER.
After seeing this movie (and particularly this scene) I fully believed my caucasian self could be the next Selena. All I had to do was take Spanish in high school and I was kosh.
No need to tell you that dream didn’t work out. I’m not bidi bidi bom bom-ing anywhere these days.
I hung my busti- ca ca up.
(If you guys aren’t laughing at that joke…shame on you. Go rent Selena and get back to me!)
Watch this and I promise that you will question your own friends and even what kind of friend you are.
I have great friends… but they’re not like Tay Tay Swift. And if I would gauge my own awesome-ness as a friend against Tay Tay, I suck bug time.
I have a big fear that it’s going to come out Tay Tay is really a wench and isn’t really as sweet as she seems to be. What am I going to do if that happens?? I’d be super crushed. It’d be like the time I found out their was no santa. I was destroyed. My world shattered.
But, I shouldn’t worry about that because Taylor Swift is awesome. Let’s listen to her:
It’s like she lives inside my brain sometimes.
That is until I see something like this.
OneRepublic was on The Rachel Ray Show (I’d wish she would clear her throat already) performing “Secrets” from their album Waking Up.
I just really enjoy their music. I like the instruments they use, the melodies, the lyrics… it’s just a nice little package with a Ryan Tedder bow.
That’s really all I have to say… I just wanted to post this video.
Oh and I really like his hat. No man in real life can pull that off. Unless you’re in the mafia… but that’s a whole other story.