Posts Tagged ‘Rihanna twitter’
Which should we tackle first? Let’s do stupidity.
Rihanna is a giant moron:
I’m going to assume Rihanna doesn’t read her horoscope every day, so let’s assume she’s just an attention seeking individual with a touch of masochism and depression.
#Pisces are tender and caring, but frequently become the victims of domineering and uncaring partners.
Let’s rehash the whole “my boyfriend nearly beat me to an unrecognizable pulp, but I’m still going to record music with him and fool around with him secretly because I ain’t no role model, mon!” thing. That’s a really good idea.
Now on to Rihanna being a lesbian:
Of course Rihanna goes to a strip club to “make it rain” (are the kids still saying that these days?), tweet pictures and hashtag ironic statements.
“My daddy would be proud. #RoleModelShit.”
And Rihanna also tweets about dating/holding hands with some chick, so to all intents and purposes, she’s a lesbian now. I don’t really know what’s going on, but let’s just assume Rihanna now plays for the other team and will turn Lindsay Lohan gay again, because that will be really good material for me and my fellow bloggers and this is about the greater good.
Rihanna is just one of those people who shouldn’t have a twitter. You probably know a few people who fall into that same category (LeAnn Rimes is another one I can think of off the top of my head), and Rihanna is queen of it.
She’s either topless, being annoying, sometimes both, and now she’s grabbing her crotch, wearing ugly clothes, and showing us a hairdo that is causing me to perform a giant eye roll before 7:30 AM.
She is the only person who shaves her head and then decides “whoops… let me put in half a weave”. Well, her and Ciara.
At least her hair isn’t bozo the clown red or white trash blonde. I’ll giver her that much. The darker color is an improvement, but seriously… stop with the instagraming.
That Asian man in the back isn’t having any of it.
Posted March 27, 2012on:
I’m officially calling for a Rihanna and Lady Gaga “attention seeking on Twitter off!”! It’ll be fun. We can even throw Miley Cyrus and her 25 cent machine engagement ring into the mix too!
Anyway, Lady Gaga is supposed to be shying away from media because she’s getting her creative on, but why not post a myspace-esque picture of yourself in the bathroom.
Duck lips and all. God.. it’s like a sorority rush picture. And I know college girl pictures… don’t forget I tried to be cool in college just a couple of years ago.
My god she’s like a toddler that just won’t shut up… or won’t keep her clothes on.
While in NYC, Rihanna decided posting a topless photo of her wasn’t a big enough cry for attention, she needed to walk around the city with a mesh shirt on sans a bra. These are the type of daddy issues I expect Lady Gaga to have…. not Rihanna.
She should probably get her roots done, because her shitty dye job is outshining the fact that she has no bra on. Or is it just me??