Posts Tagged ‘science’
For some reason I missed this song from when he did back in SEPTEMBER. I don’t know why I get mad at him for not listening to me… because I clearly ignore him at times. We have very bad communication.
This is one of those times I just pretended he didn’t exist.
Lee D. was in the best outfit of his life, with his hair exploding with awesome-ness, and playing a show in his home town. And with him was Linc the Sink (who was a nobody to me then) and some other guys (sorry… I still have no idea who they are) and Lee D. put down the guitar to sing “Use Somebody”.
If he’s ever going to fall off the stool it’s now. He doesn’t have the guitar to evenly distribute his weight. (That sounded so scientific)
Anyway.. let’s watch.
1) He looks funny without a guitar. I wish he’d dance or something.
2) Linc the Sink looks like Fidel Castro still.
3) That’s seriously the best outfit. If he was a Ken doll… I’d dress him in that. My little girl dreams are before me!
4) I will bet any of you 10 bucks that someone is going to tattoo the LD symbol, the thing on the backdrop, on to their bodies. It might have been done already.
5) I wonder if Caleb Followill gets pissed at Lee bear for singing this. That guy’s kinda a douche right??
6) He’s not gonna fall of this stool. He’s better at science than I am, and he’s going to evenly distribute his own weight. Damn you science bear!
7) He has a pretty voice.
GOOD VIDEO! I’ve never seen that. Mucho gracias BlondieBlue!
He tweeted twice (I think) since I started following him, and I’m already concerned about his incisive use of caps lock and his inability to make sense.
IN FACT EVERY POST I DO ABOUT HIS TWITTER, I’M GOING TO SHOUT AS WELL!!!
THAT’S NOT EVEN ENGLISH. IT’S GIBBERISH. HE TALKS LIKE BIG D. HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I JUST TOOK SHROOMS AND/OR ACID.
NICE SOCKS AND NICE SPIKES JESUS JOGGERS.
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!
AND NATURALLY THIS IS HIS PICTURE.
HE HAS A SCIENTIST JACKET ON BECAUSE HE’S MIXING HIS “MEDICINE”.
Ugh my throat hurts from shouting. And I literally have no idea what he’s talking about. And you know what?? I don’t care.
Does J Lo. have twitter?? She needs to get one if she wants to be popular. All the cool kids are doing it.
Oh Oprah how I wish that wasn’t true.. because then we would get some of this:
That woman needs another cocktail.
Martha Stewart is adding another show to the Hallmark Channel and it’s about baking. So pretty much it’s every other show she has done… but with a new title, and maybe she’ll get a new KitchenAid Mixer.
The format is set up so Martha Stewart will take viewers on a step by step journey on how to bake something. Once again, this is every other show she has had.
The only awesome thing about this article, that I just wasted 2-3 minutes of my life reading, was this quote.
“I don’t think that I was put here on earth to sing and dance while I’m cooking. I’m a good teacher and I think that this show shows that and really accentuates how important a good recipe is and how exacting a science baking is.”
I wonder how many interns died to make this show???
I jest. Martha Stewart isn’t a monster. She’s Mamadukes’ idol. Mamadukes is running out to get DVR right now.
Posted January 31, 2011on:
I don’t even know if Pink Floyd is the appropriate era to make fun of merchandise from “back in the day”. You have to remember that Big D listens to Cher. And yes my parents own a Cher t-shirt from when they went to the concert. I don’t want to talk about. I’m going to need therapy because of it.
Anyway…. the Lee D. earrings are the new rage. Let me remind you.
Unfortunately, they don’t light up. I know… bummer. But I’m working on a pair that do. It’ll be beautiful. Trust me.
So, after this came to my attention… LadyMcTech (is this a play on words for Lady Macbeth?? If so.. HOLLLA BILLY SHAKESPEARE!!) hit me with THIS website.
It’s a clam center of Lee D. pearls. I swear that’s the websites name. Click on it and you’ll see and then believe everything I say from here on out.
1) Magnets are great. Magnets with Lee bears face and the word “sexy” randomly on it… even better. I can’t wait to hold up the A+’s I give myself on the fridge with this.
(that was a really bad magnet joke.. I’m sorry. I’m not good enough in Science to make a good one)
2) This is probably my favorite… the Lee D. key chain. It’s the most subtle and useful. No one wants to lose their keys and Lee’s shining face and sparkling, white teeth will help you find your keys in the bottom of your bag. And plus you can swing that key chain and hit a mugger in the eye with Lee D.’s face.
Mugger: give me your money
Rocco: No! I will give you Lee D in the eye *swings keys into mugger’s eye*
And that’s it. The mugger will run away. I hope.
3) Pocket mirror. Totally useful and appropriate.
4) Zipper broken??…No worries. Lee D. can hang by the crotch of your pants??? Or a sweatshirt.
5) This one says it’s a Lee button… but I’m pretty sure it’s a door knocker for a castle. Thank Oprah I plan to own a castle one day… I bought 2 of these.
You can get all these styles in “Hallelujah” ones too. In case you want to have special ones for the days you go to church/temple/mosque/ and other places of worship.
I think my $30 Lee D. sweatshirt is enough… and yes I still regret spending $30 on it everyday of my life. I got a little over excited with his win in May. It was an impulse buy.
James Franco has a brother.
The brother’s name is Dave.
I hope he isn’t as weird as James Franco.
He probably is though because they do share DNA. And the Franco Grandma is also a little ball of fire. Old fire… but still fire.
<div style=”text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;”><a href=”http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/00d8bf6a82/christmas-greetings-from-the-franco-s” title=”from James Franco”>Christmas Greetings From the Franco’s</a> from <a href=”http://www.funnyordie.com/james_franco”>James Franco</a></div>
(just ignore the ghetto cross out… aren’t you impressed with my skills???)
I’m not really sure what this Dave man does… I’m assuming he’s model because no real man wears a yellow shirt that bright with stripes like that.
I just can’t believe some people can have two famous people in their family… my family doesn’t even have half a famous person. Seriously… there are no famous midgets in Rocco’s clan.
That’s Elizabeth Olsen.
I feel like I’ve been punched in the mouth.
I had no idea there was another Olsen running around. I really hope that they are all triplets… how awesome would that be???
Twins freak me out!! They do… just imagine having someone who looks like you! I know it’s a simple concept and has something to do with an extra sperm/egg and/or things split during the mitosis process (is that even true?? I had to go back to sophomore year in high school to retrieve that info from my brain)… I don’t know I’m not a scientist or Oprah, but it’s freaky.
And add a third zygote to that mix. WOW! My mind is freakin’ blown.
I’m saying this all out loud to the people around me, because I can’t get over the fact that there may be another Olsen, making them triplets… I want to know the facts; who, what, where, when, and how???… I’m being informed that she’s just a younger sister.
I confirm this fact from Wikipedia. My source.
Elizabeth Chase “Lizzie” Olsen (born February 16, 1989) is an American actress and is the younger sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. She did theater as a child and has appeared in many of her sisters’ productions.
They probably made her the pauper child in their movies.
Elizabeth: Can I plllleeeease be in your movie??? I’ll even play a homeless kid.
Ashley: NO!! We are the bread winners in this family!! Go back to your cage in the basement!
Mary Kate: Where’s John Stamos??
(I don’t know why I made Ashley the bitch)
I’m a little bummed about this… it’s not as cool.
Apparently, Elizabeth is in Sundance because she rode on her sister’s coat tails and is in a movie. I’m sure the movie is good… it just has to be better than To Grandmother’s House We Go and Double, Double, Toil and Trouble and I’m a fan.
I’m so pissed there aren’t 3 of them!
If Oprah doesn’t allow me to have a cool child like this…. I just want no part in the whole having a child thing.
No lemonade stand for baby Rocco if he or she isn’t able to rap a business plan at me.