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- In: Bruno Mars | Lee DeWyze
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**MAJOR FREAKIN’ UPDATE:
1) Pictorial evidence that VH1 does update their website when I ask politely.
PROOF!
2)
More proof!
Bruno Mars defeated Katy Perry’s boobs. Wow. Now Playa Playa bear has to throw a grenade on Bruno. I only ask that Lee D. does this after our one date. And who knows maybe the date will go bad and we can throw a grenade on him together yeah??
Catch this grenade Bruno!
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Wow. I have no idea why I just shouted those things at him via this blog. It isn’t even proper English. In my head I used a lot of hand movements too… it was weird.
Anyway… Playa Playa bear (I’m just gonna stick with that name for this blog…it just feels right) is #11. I think he was #12 the last time this all happened… SO YAYAYAY he went up 1 spot! VH1 sucks and doesn’t know I need them to update, so I can have pictorial evidence of this all… so this is all I have:
1) Playa Playa bear’s facts are all straight and to the point.
2) No shit it’s CB’s “1st ever video to debut”. She wasn’t anybody until she lost American Idol, why would she have a previous video on this countdown??
I’m sensing VH1 may be broken though… you fans vote quite a lot. (I even voted a bit the other day…) he should have blown up Katy Perry’s boobs by now. ARGH!! Thwarted once again!!
Anyway… I’m glad this countdown is back because I love learning about whatever number Lee D. happens to be. And I’m sure you all do too.
Shall I hit you with the fun facts?? Yes, I shall!
- 11 is the natural number following 10 and preceding 12.
- It is the first number which cannot be represented by a human counting their eight fingers and two thumbs. (this is a good one… I never really thought about it. I can tell you are all impressed and are currently counting on your fingers… and so is Lee D.)
... 5, 6, 7, 8. Oh my Oprah! Rocco's right....I should always listen to everything she says
- Eleven is the smallest positive integer requiring three syllables in English.
- An eleven-sided polygon is called a hendecagon or undecagon. (I didn’t even know that existed)
- The atomic number of sodium.
- The 11th moon of Jupiter is Himalia. (this just reminded me to ask Playa Playa bear what his favorite planet is. I hope it’s not Pluto, because he’ll be heart-broken when I tell him they kicked Pluto out)
Lee: Rocco just told me pluto wasn't a planet anymore *tear* Cop man: What's wrong Playa Playa bear??
I still love you Pluto.
Again, VH1 is just taking their sweet ass time updating their VH1 Top 20 Countdown website so I have no idea who Lee D. is better than and I have no idea who is better than him.
I’m just going to assume Katy Perry’s boobs are winning this one and that VH1 voting system is flawed! I WANT A RECOUNT!
And finally this picture has nothing to do with anything, but his hair looks excellent and I’ve never seen it. Those are the only two criteria I need in any decisions I have to make with random postings of Playa Playa bear pictures.
I'd like to dedicate this song to my fans who vote on VH1 Top 20.... and to Pluto. You'll always be a planet to me homie.
-Rocco
On Twitter that is. And probably in real life, but we’re just counting Twitter here.
My little angel muffin has 13,466 more fans than Britney Spears. (That is exact math by the way…. I whipped out the calculator and did my research on Twitter. I should be a freakin’ scientist… I’m so into fact checking and getting everything correct.) Britney Spears is disturbed and perturbed by this all. How is she gonna have a killer comeback when this little 16-year-old angel is swooping the pop nation?? Is the pop world big enough for the both of them??
These are questions only Oprah can answer.
Ugh! That little bastard!
So, if J Biebs is 2nd on Twitter who is #1 you ask??? Who else?…. The Ga.
But I did some more math and The Biebster only needs 1,074,174 more fans to follow him. So, if everyone calls up everyone they know and spread the ‘follow J Biebs on Twitter’ word… then Lady Gaga will be surpassed by my little angel muffin. I’m serious call aunts, uncles, cousins, 2nd cousins, 3rd cousins by marriage, grandmas, grandpas, your adopted brother, and even you’re 3rd grade teacher.
I would legit love to see this happen. She might just lose it. She loves being #1 at everything. She’d probably just go on a rant saying how she would probably just put on a “poker face” and go on a rant about how she was “born this way”.
*victory dance*
TEAM J BIEBS!
-Rocco
Okay, I take back all the things I said about him being Mr. Cool.
Ahhhh I’m just kidding Lee D. fans….don’t bludgeon me to death. If anything this should make him cooler because who has the balls to sing about vitamins??? I’ll tell you who does…. Lee bear. You go boy!
examples of things that don't have Vitamin A.
1) He must have done research to get all these fun facts about Vitamin A, so this just proves he can read, which I stamp.
2) I don’t really know what Vitamin A does… but it helps you grow, and have strong teeth and bones apparently, because that’s what he keeps saying. And I trust every word he says.
3) I love when the children’s choir comes in shouting at the end… proves he has tolerance for children, which is always a plus.
4) I’m sending this to big bird…. we are getting his ass on Sesame Street stat.
Birds and bears totally get along! Come play!!
I like this a lot.
Dr. Lee Bear M.D.
-Rocco
P.S. Thanks once again to Magical_Lee for these videos/songs. I suck at knowing anything about this guy, but the rest of you are awesome and send me great things. It’s very very very much appreciated!! 
No, it isn’t a new Twilight movie coming out. Though, I wish Robert Pattinson’s face would appear in the moon as this eclipse happens. That’d be pretty cool and that would make me get out of bed in the middle of the night as quick as if my apartment was on fire.
I'm on the Moon.... look at me sparkle!
A lunar eclipse occurs when the moon passes behind the earth so that the earth blocks the sun’s rays from striking the moon. This can occur only when the Sun, Earth, and Moon are aligned exactly, or very closely so, with the Earth in the middle. Hence, there is always a full moon the night of a lunar eclipse. The type and length of an eclipse depend upon the Moon’s location relative to itsorbital nodes. The next total lunar eclipse will occur on December 21, 2010 at 8:17 UTC.
Thank you Wikipedia for providing information that I can copy & paste and therefore not comprehend one bit. All I understood was Robert Pattinson is NOT involved and whatever is going on is happening very early tomorrow morning.
If your ambitious and don’t have an attachment and/or devotion to sleep, you can get your ass out of bed at 3:17 AM EST and go see this Lunar Eclipse happen. I’m tempted just because this hasn’t happened in 300 years (someone told me that… but they may be lying, just to up my excitement and get me out of bed with them) and I’m pretty sure I won’t live until I’m 323, unless I become a vampire, which brings me back full circle to Robert Pattinson. (It’s amazing how I do that)
And to relate this to Lee D. (this is getting really hard by the way… but I’m not a quitter. I will do it.)
I can almost see R Pattz's face. Rocco was right.
I have no idea what time zone Chicago is in… I think it may be somewhere in the middle, so 1 hr behind than NY?? I don’t know… time zones blow my mind. I can’t think about it too long, because I have way to many questions that no one can seem to answer. Not even my genius scientist friend Devy Wevy Bevy (no, not birth name). I should ask Oprah…. she probably created time zones.
Thumbs up!! TIIIIIIMMMEEE ZOOOOOONES & LUNAAAAR ECLIIIIIPSE!!
So, get out of bed Lee bear, get your hat on, and go see the Lunar Eclipse. Tweet something funny about it, so I have something to write about tomorrow. Just think you and Oprah are looking up at the same Chicago sky.
Whew… that was so deep.
-Rocco
- In: Lee DeWyze | Music
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#4 on vh1?! Thanks for the love guys, were in it together.
I’m just gonna go with you on this one Lee bear. The fact that you know the countdown results before Saturday AM is astounding and kind of creepy. You’ve been hanging out with Oprah haven’t you?? She’s great isn’t she?? I’ve never met her, but I imagine she is great. You had an a-ha moment with her didn’t you?? Maybe we can have a duel interview… like me and her ask you questions. You can ask questions too if you want… Oprah probably has better stories than me. Maybe I’ll just sit silently, while you two chat.
Anyway…. let’s get back to the VH1 Top 20 Countdown, oh omniscient one.
YOU’RE #4!!! YAYAYAY! That’s quite a leap… shall we call you Lee frog?? (Sorry. That wasn’t funny.) And I have a confession. I only voted twice. I’m sorry… I forgot. I really did. But, I promise I’ll vote more this week!! *pinky promise*
2+2 = 4! (Brought to you by Math With Lee Bear)
So, now you’re automatically better than 16 people! That’s great. That will definitely get you a date. I’d be impressed if some stranger came up to me and said “Hey, I’m #4 on (fill in blank) list”. Unless of course it was a top 20 list of the best murderers, kidnappers, or people who start cults. I can’t see things working out between us in that case.
Want to know some fun facts about the #4?? Sure you do! This is tradition. (but, unfortunately since you are so talented and jumped to #4, we will never learn about numbers 5-11. Oh, well)
1) Number 4 is a natural number following 3 and preceding 5.
2) Four is the smallest composite number, its proper divisors being 1 and 2.
3) It is also a Motzkin number. (I have no idea what that is… I googled it, but the explanation confused me and gave me a headache. Pretty impressive)
4) There is some religion that uses the 4 Noble Truths.
5) Four is the number of nucleobase types in DNA and RNA – adenine, guanine, cytosine, thymine (uracil in RNA).
6) In classical music, common time is constructed of four beats. (There’s some 2nd grade music for ya!)
Wow! The #4 is pretty exciting. And now you only have to remove 3 people to get to #1. But, since it’s Friday and we can’t see the countdown yet, I’m going to go with my gut and say Katy Perry is the one that’s gotta go. And that’s gonna be tough. Her boobs are magical.
1) They shoot fireworks
See? Not all breasts can do that
2) Straight men love them (I’m sure you do too, but don’t let that distract you from the big picture)
David Cook: Look at those Lee: Those are pretty magical
3) Gay men love the boobs too. Strange, but true (I don’t have a picture to prove this… but it’s true. Trust me.)
4) I even wonder what bra she wears. (No picture for this either… but it goes through my head.)
Soooo, I’m pretty sure you should do something like this to Katy Perry’s boobs, and whoever the other 2 are (Unless, its Bruno Mars… have mercy on him for my sake)
It's kind of poetic.... her song is Fireworks... you are gonna use fireworks to destroy her magical boobs. Trust me.
(Thank you TatisR for that picture. This post would have been boring without it. I think Lee needs a pictorial description)
Let’s watch Lee before he set’s Katy Perry on fire:
-Rocco
P.S. I hope that little text/tweet wasn’t a lie Lee bear. If that’s the case you owe me about 35 minutes of my life back. And I’ll take it in any form you see fit.
Those little things called first day sales came through today…. and guess what CB sold??? (I’m gonna abbrev her name because it’s just too long and typing and ‘X’ throws off my flow)
107 copies!
Could you imagine?? Just kidding CB fans… she did not. Actually, she sold much more than that. Somewhere in the range of 45-50K.
Ooooo! Did I sell that many!?
Now, before Lee bear fans (and yes, yes. I’m guilty) start a riot…. these are just predictions and we won’t know anything until next Wednesday.
But let me hit us all with some words of wisdom…
- Slow, and steady wins the race
- It’s about the journey, not the destination (I don’t even think that makes sense here, but I needed 3 strong statements to sound smart and like I know what I’m talking about)
- And as the Backstreet Boys famously said… “it’s about quality, not quantity” (<— and THAT is why I let them make all my important life decisions.)
I’ll let that sink in.
Did you digest those words?? Lock them up in the vault that is your mind for a rainy day?? Good.
Annnnnnd just because I like science and all science needs to be backed up with facts (hellooooo scientific method!), I’m gonna defend Lee bear one step further and provide a really logical reason for why he may have had not the greatest first week sales. (And CB fans can just take it down a notch and don’t even try to debunk my theory. I have hard, irrefutable evidence. I just don’t have the energy to debate you. And to be honest… I’m gonna always think I’m right. I’m what people call stubborn.)
November 16th was a serious release date for Lee D.
And by serious I mean he had no chance of out-selling the likes of Rihanna, Rascal Flatts, the f-in Glee kids, and Norah Jones. And that’s not knocking Lee one bit; these are people on their 3rd & 4th albums and those Glee kids are just unstoppable.
Lee: Oh no!! Not those Glee kids. Ry Ry: I know Lee bear... I know. We all do.
I mean, have you seen Cory Monteith’s smile??? Boy could sell sand on the beach. (and that’s what we call charming and great marketing skills…. or seduction. Either one. I’d buy anything he was selling.)
Lee Bear who?? What?? Buy me!
(annnnnnd SOLD!)
These are some heavy hitters that he was in direct competition with. An angel from heaven could materialize and tell people to buy Lee’s album on November 16th, or burn in hell for all eternity, and Glee would still out sell him. It’s just the way the market is.
Ask Oprah more about it… she’s the one in control. We all know that now. (and yes, Oprah can totally be a part of my scientific method)
Oh, and then there was when The Beatles tried to be relevant again and the iTunes fiasco, annnnnnd not to mention, the following week Kanye West and Nicki Minaj released albums. So, once again… that’s some competition The DeWyze-mister had (I tried to come up with a new nick name and failed miserably.)
And I don’t want to seem like I’m making excuses for “poor” (use that term, for lack of a better one) album sales. He was just in a completely different situation than CB is.
And as for hard evidence for CB… I googled December 14th album releases and some christian music popped up (and let’s be real.. no one listens to that), Diddy Dirty Money, Ryan Adams, Ciara, and Michael Jackson, but he’s dead, so how much of a threat can he be (RIP Michael). So, it’s not like she has all this competition with already established artists. (And don’t you dare say P. Diddy’s new project is going to affect her sales (like she would have doubled them without him)… have you seen Making The Band?? Where is Danity Kane and that Donnie kid?? I rest my case.)
Reading this back…. I made some awesome points. *bows* (and to think it was all while I was on NyQuil.
**update** someone on twitter (dlhinca) reminded me of Keith Urban! Another big name!! See!… That just drives my point harder!)
-Rocco
- In: Television
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(just gonna let that oldie, but goodie, set the mood… even though it really has nothing to do with anything)
I love trashy TV. I mean don’t get me wrong… I love nothing more than cuddling up and watching the History Channel, Discovery Health/Science, and/or Food Network (and trust me… if you lacked cooking skills like me… the Food Network counts as educational TV), but sometimes I just want to watch trash.
That’s where Jersey Shore, Bravo, and ironically TLC, come into play. The Learning Channel is not educational (don’t let that title fool you), unless of course you want to learn how to have multiple spouses and a bunch of children and then have a nasty, public divorce.
But my favorite TLC show is/was Little People, Big World. What a family! I even had a crush on the oldest twin Jeremy when I was in high school (okay okay it was freshman year in college). I loved his crazy, unruly hair… it was like we were kindred spirits. I may or may not have attempted to friend him on MySpace… I don’t think he ever accepted. What a jerk! (remember that Tinny Tin Tin?? hahahha)
Anyway… I didn’t even know the show was still on the air (because I moved on from Jeremy after he broke my heart) but apparently it is and it’s the last season. (Too bad Roloffs) An overwhelming feeling of guilt and sadness overcame me when I read this.
RIP Roloffs
Are you not completely enthralled by them?? Because I am. Especially that little preview clip. It combines hoarders and the Roloffs. SOLD! I’m there… see you on Monday @8PM guys!
I’m amazed that those two are still married, because I’m pretty sure they hate each other. And considering every family on TLC falls apart in an extremely dramatic way… they are defying the odds. Gives us all a little bit of hope.
And this is a little gem I found on YouTube… this kid’s mind (my old crush) is blown over the concept of College. I’m astounded. I’m way to intelligent for you Jeremy.
Big D wears those hats. On a regular basis.
I’m going to take my pride elsewhere and watch this show again… because not going to lie… I miss them. All their littleness and their big ideas!!
-Rocco
I’m Like A Prophet….
Posted on: December 8, 2010
… Well kinda. Let me explain.
I made a prediction on October 19, 2010 that my little angel muffin, J Biebs, and the coolest 10-year old EVER, Willow Smith, will collaborate in the near future. You can see all that goodness HERE
And I was kind of right. They may not be making sweet music together, but they will be touring Europe together and therefore having dance-offs on stage.
“Got news that my big bro @justinbieber invited me on his European Tour in March..so exciting!”
I’m not a scientist or anything, but to me that’s a collaboration.
And I’m not Oprah or anything, but to me that’s my prediction come true.
I can whip my swoop!
I’m going to stat saving for my plane ticket. Maybe I can start a fortune-teller business???
-Rocco
- In: Tidbits
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It’s not what you think.
My thoughts:
1. A new reptile?? No… but that’d be pretty cool. I imagine it scaly, with a bunch of legs. It would probably have sharp teeth too. But it would be totally friendly…kids in 2020 would beg their parents for it as a pet.
2. A newly discovered STD?? Nah. Gross.
3. A new rapper on Young Money Entertainment?? Definitely not… plus that’d be a stupid rap name. It doesn’t even has the word “Lil” in front of it.
It’s the number of stars in the universe. It’s 3 trillion x 100 billion. IDK much about math, but the number looks like this written out: 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
It doesn’t even look like that much and I’m instantly unimpressed with the universe. And not to mention, I’m still pretty pissed about the whole kicking Pluto out thing.
Here are some fun universe photos.
This is apparently a black hole. I don't think that's true. Wouldn't you get sucked into the black hole whilst trying to take the picture?? I'm not a scientist but that seems most logical.
Ok I’m bored with science.
R.I.P Pluto
-Rocco
