Posts Tagged ‘Sheryl Crow’
Oh Sheryl Crow… is this another one of your favorite mistakes?? You hate American Idol! Were you just there to sabotage and give bad advice. That’d be awesome, and that certainly explains the shit that went down last night.
Steven: Oh my god! I look like Sheryl Crow too! I’m turning into a woman rapidly.
J Lo: I’m the prettiest woman alive. Sheryl Crow dated a bicycle man who was twice divorced… I WIN!
Randy: Where did I go wrong in life! I’m clearly not ‘in it to win it’.
Back in 2007, Sheryl had no qualms about beefing with Idol and even stated that she’s sad it’s so popular.
“Let’s face it, it undermines art in every way and promotes commercialism, I am sad people love it so.”
And now I’ll just post a picture of Crow because this is about her and she was on Idol trying to make best friends with Scotty McCreery. I think she was trying to convince him to be bunk buddies with her in Nashville. <—- FUN SLEEPOVER!!
I’m so ready for new Kelly Clarkson album. I’m so excited, I can’t even come up with a title that is proper English.
I may be more excited for this than any other album coming out early 2011.
Kelly Clarkson is gearing up and finishing to release her new album and was just in NYC recording.
I had an awesome time in New York recording with Steve. He’s so talented and he’s good people which makes it even better. The song we recorded is called “Why Don’t You Try” and it’s definitely gonna be my favorite on the album. Thank you Eric Hutchinson for letting me sing your song,”
Kelly (I call her Kelly because I feel like we could be friends) also said she was influenced by Prince, Tina Turner, Sheryl Crow and Radiohead. I don’t know what that all means, but it sounds good.
She went on to say that “it’s gonna be a great pop record”.
Never wanted to hear 7 words more.
And just because I can do what I want and this is a good pop song… let’s revisit “Since U Been Gone”. She spelled things wrong before Ke$ha knew what glitter was.
I’ve never trashed an ex-boyfriends apartment… but I want to do it just once in life. I gotta set that up.
Well, well… look what we have here. MR. PERFECT is back!
No thanks to the actual most perfect bear ever…. this thanks goes out to Emily52281. I’m going to call her Em, because I’m sure we are close enough for nicknames at this point. Right???
Anyway, Em sent me a video of Lee D. doing karaoke. I’m sure you have seen this because he is singing “Sex On Fire”. I imagine some of you girls (and possibly guys) like the fact that he is singing this song.
He’s not even bad at karaoke. Ummmmm FYI Lee D. you can’t go to a karaoke bar and be good. You can’t go and sing serious songs that make you sound talented. You have to go and sing Spice Girls or something.
Plus, you’re making the drunk, old man singing Lynyrd Skynyrd, and the middle-aged women in midlife crisis’, singing Sheryl Crow look bad.
There are a few things I absolutely adore in this video:
1) The silhouette shot. How mysterious.
2) THE DANCE! That was definitely a fist pump in the beginning. I watch enough Jersey Shore and hang around with enough Italian men to know a fist pump when I see one! I’m gonna make him do that during our Interview Jamboree.
And don’t even tell me he’s drunk. Because if he was drunk he wouldn’t sing very good. That is some sober dancing. I’m not even mad at him anymore.
3) Seeing the Jägermeister sign next to him makes my stomach churn and think of Junior year in college. Bad times.
That was a good video.
And hey perfect bear…. you can thank Em for me liking you that much more!
CB is out hanging out in Toledo, Ohio, and Holy Toledo!!! what in the hell can you possibly do there???
I don’t know what you can do in Toledo, and apparently CB doesn’t have any idea what else to do because she went out to perform with the old ball and chain. (I hope they got a babysitter… unless the little guy has learned to play the tambourine. In that case, his ass better be on that stage shaking it and making himself useful. I can’t wait to have a kid).
CB returned to the stage of the Village Idiot, a stage where she performed before Idol. Awww let’s reminisce.
The Village Idiot were not idiots and streamed the concert that was going on at the bar, that is until Princess Crystal hit the stage. And this may be because she had her child be part of the percussion section… which I imagine would look a lot like this:
CB performed “Mason” with the hubster (and maybe baby) and then the obvious choice of “Holy Toledo”. (BTW I really like that song. Not “Mason”, the other one. I actually don’t like “Mason”, unless it’s about the Freemasons…. in that case I love it. But, I think it just may be a really bad metaphor about building a life/love/relationship with someone, which is not exciting like the Freemasons. She should change some of the lyrics.)
But thankfully, The Village Idiot fixed the stream that broke (??) or CB allowed (??), or granted her permission (???), or wanted to bless us all (??) with the covers of “What’s Up” and “If It Makes You Happy”.
Umm wouldn’t you want people to hear your originals instead of covers?? I’ve seen you do covers on Idol for 4 months and that bored me (oopsie!)…. I want to see the music you fought soooooo hard for to get on your album. Wasn’t that the whole point? 1) Get the music that means so much to your heart and shows your passion, so you can ultimately perform it live and 2) Convince me to like your music and go buy your album (Farmer’s Daughter… in stores now.<—- don’t say I never promoted you. You’re welcome)
And yes I’m sure the record label may have had something to do with this. If it was an impromtu performance, they may not have allowed… but I thought CB liked to fight and get all up in the suits’ faces???? Who is Crystal Bowersox if she isn’t the dred-headed ‘stick it to the man’ , ‘I make the best post -Idol music EVER’ girl????
I don’t want to hear songs that I can sing myself (quite well in my opinion) at the bar/turned drunken karaoke joint 2 blocks away. “What’s Up” is only fun to sing when you’re drunk, because drunk people like to get all loud and that song calls for some screaming.
Maybe she had one to many shots??? SHE WAS DRUNK! That’s it. Settled.
YOU GO GIRL! It’s the holidays. You throw that tequila back.
(does she even have an accent?? When I imagine her voice in my head, I make her sound southern…. I’m just gonna go with that, even though I’m sure it’s not true)
Anyway… you can see the partial Princess CB karaoke stream HERE… thanks to MJ. I can’t figure out how to embed it and since CB can be a diva, I’m gonna be one, and not figure out how to do it. Worth the watch though… she sounded good and it must be nice just to go back to where you used to perform for fun and actually have an album out and stuff.
I look forward to all the comments about how what a cruel human being I am.
But in the meantime, I’m gonna go practice my Linda Perry covers for when I go on holiday in Toledo. Maybe me and CB can have a sing off. Dibs on the baby to be my tambourine accompanist.