Posts Tagged ‘Shia LaBeouf’
I don’t know what this “man tension” Shia LaBeouf speaks of but if it involves Alec Baldwin, it sounds strangely hot.
Apparently, Shia was supposed to be in that Broadway play Orphans with Alec Baldwin but his ass got fired because well, because he’s an ass. And there was “man tension”.
Tell us more about this “man tension”, Shia.
Just imagining Shia LaBeouf with that beard and Alec Baldwin with his girth wrestling, probably shirtless, over a stage play is the sexiest thing I would ever see.
But side note, I’m kinda into Shia during this interview. Kind of douchey—but I still want to go get a slushie with him.
I miss Even Stevens. I miss the curly jew fro.
Shia LaBeouf is reppin’ the beef in his name way too much.
Ed note: This post was funnier because I thought that black guy was Wayne Brady and I had a whole thing planned, but it’s not. It’s just a black guy in a fisherman’s hat from the set of Dawson’s Creek.
Shia LaBeouf was on Jay Leno last night (or at some point this week) promoting Lawless and I can’t even bring myself to watch the clip of it because of his hair.
He looks like Jesus. And I know I say any guy with long hair and a beard looks like Jesus, but Shia looks like Jesus. And I think he walks around thinking that he’s Jesus, which is just annoying.
Let’s just say he went on Leno to preach the good news with that awful hairdo.
Shia… get a hair cut.
Tom Hardy… shave.
Ladies… you look great.
I have no idea when Lawless comes out, but probably soon.
Unlike Shia LaBeouf, Dan Radcliffe decided to not show his peen, but instead decided to wear a shirt that my father wears un-ironically.
I really know nothing about this band or this song, but Dan Radcliffe made it infinitely better.
UGH! HOW CAN I DEAL WITH THESE CONFLICTING EMOTIONS!!??
I really, REALLY want to mock Shia LaBeouf and his ridiculous hair-do…but he’s doing something way more noble than me sitting here and writing this blog so I have to check-ity check myself (and yes, before I wreck myself).
Okay.. so he’s just arm wrestling with some disadvantaged youth in LA, but still… I’m not sitting there fake losing to a 10-year old gangster who’s “f**king g” and “super strong”. <– Swear to Oprah– his words, not mine.
The moral of this story is we can’t make fun of that awful haircut because he’s helping some poor kids in LA with his project The Campaign Book and its way more than the $1 I begrudgingly give to the homeless man on the 6 train. Check out The Campaign Book site for more info.
And people say I’m psycho because I like to rhyme their names with things?? (And yes, that was me paraphrasing a Taylor Swift lyric. <— maybe that’s why I’m strange, because I just actually did that and made myself laugh)
Anyway, my point is, people are weirder than I am because they write songs about Shia LaBeouf murdering people in the woods and then eating them. I mean, if you’re going to do this, at least have the decency to use the photos of Shia LaBeouf looking like an ACTUAL murderer; him with his creepy beard.
That was strangely entertaining.
Is Les Misérables about poor people or something? Because Hugh Jackman is running around looking a little rough. He looks emaciated, dirty, has a shitty hair cut and a Shia LaBeouf beard. I can pretty much smell him from here.
I didn’t know homeless people could afford UGGs though. He can’t be that poor.
If this isn’t proof… I don’t know what is.
Just this morning I harassed Shia LaBeouf via this blog about shaving his beard. And I’ve done it many times before.
Well, you’re welcome America because once again The Revolution saved a pretty face.
Shia shaved his face.
Now if we can just get Bradley Cooper to read this…..