Posts Tagged ‘singing’
- In: Television
- 2 Comments
Oh Oprah how I wish that wasn’t true.. because then we would get some of this:
That woman needs another cocktail.
Martha Stewart is adding another show to the Hallmark Channel and it’s about baking. So pretty much it’s every other show she has done… but with a new title, and maybe she’ll get a new KitchenAid Mixer.
The format is set up so Martha Stewart will take viewers on a step by step journey on how to bake something. Once again, this is every other show she has had.
now, now Rocco. Don't be snarky.
The only awesome thing about this article, that I just wasted 2-3 minutes of my life reading, was this quote.
“I don’t think that I was put here on earth to sing and dance while I’m cooking. I’m a good teacher and I think that this show shows that and really accentuates how important a good recipe is and how exacting a science baking is.”
I wonder how many interns died to make this show???
I hunted this scarf myself on my own land in Massachusetts
I jest. Martha Stewart isn’t a monster. She’s Mamadukes’ idol. Mamadukes is running out to get DVR right now.
-Rocco
Jason Segel Is A Dancing Machine
Posted on: January 18, 2011
I normally would laugh at a man whose 6’4 and singing and dancing with puppets… but because I have a massive, MASSIVE crush on Jason Segel… I let these things slide. (but this is something that would totally be the cause for our impending break up. I mean when you choose a puppet over me… there is going to be some issues that a couple’s therapist can’t fix)
what do you mean you're leaving me and Teddy?? I'll go see the therapist again... but only if I can bring Teddy!
I never really was a muppet kid… I think I missed that craze within a few years… but if Jason Segel is going to be involved in this, I’m there!!
Here are some pictures of him and the adorable Amy Adams twirling around in a dance sequence for The Muppets. I instantly hate Amy Adams. I want to be twirled around by Jason Segel.
let's make Rocco jealous!
is she watching?? is she watching???
I really hope I can convince one of my friends to go see this with me. I’ll look like such a weirdo by myself, at The Muppets, laughing at everything Jason Segel says and flirting with him through the big screen.
Oh and I have no idea when this is actually being released. I think like Thanksgiving 2011. Oh my Oprah… this is how I’m going to be spending my Thanksgiving; in a darkened theater with Jason Segel and puppets.
Actually, I’ve never wanted to do anything more. It sounds like the scene for romance.
-Rocco
- In: Zac Efron
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I know I made a huge deal about not talking about people’s personal lives and this kinda sorta is about that… but there is a deeper, funnier story behind it. So ,either call me a hypocrite and keep reading…. or be intrigued by what I’m gonna write and keep reading. Or you can just stop reading if you hate the fact I went back on my word. But, just so you know this involves my personal life kinda, sorta so it’s a give and take between me and Efron right now. And I’m a fan since the musicals and swoop bang stopped.
Ok.. everyone who is staying stayed… let’s continue shall we.
I have a friend (this is my personal part), we will call her Alex, because that is the name her mother gave her, and she loves Zac Efron. I MEAN LOOOOOOOVES EFRON. Like even his High School Musical days…. when he looked like a little girl and ran around singing and dancing.
She was always very upset by the fact that Efron woke up to Vanessa Hudgens in the morning. Me, not being a huge Efron fan, unless he isn’t singing and dancing, didn’t really care. But when I heard the news yesterday of the break up heard round the world, this is the convo via text that occurred between myself and Alex. And this is word for word… no protecting the innocent here. (see personal Rocco stuff again… don’t say I never gave you anything Efron)
Rocco: Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens broke up… make your move
Alex:OMG!! We gotta find him! Yyyyyyeeeeeessssssssssss!
Rocco: hahahah I knew that reaction was coming. lol. This is just as exciting as when J Timb and Cameron Diaz broke up (oh Alex wants to sleep with J Timb too… but who doesn’t?)
Alex: I need a game plan. And stat, while he is vulnerable and needs a rebound.
Hey Alex... I'm vulnerable.
So this is a warning message to Efron…. you may want to stay out of NYC for like a month or so just so Alex can process this and calm her hormones. But once, you’re a strong man again (and only half way healed)… come here and Alex will be available. And she would also like if you could bring some of your bros (we hear Jesse McCartney is available and you guys hung out on the set of Summerland)
Don’t worry… time heals all wounds. And so will Alex.
-Rocco
PS see that was pretty personal… more for my friend than me, but I gotta remain a mystery.
