Rocco's Pop Revolution: Seen through the eyes of someone living it

Now, I know absolutely nothing about LeAnn Rimes. All I know is she sang “How Do I Live?” and she cheated on her husband to be with some guy she met on a Lifetime movie and from that I concluded she is a huge fan of Tori Spelling.

What I do know about LeAnn Rimes is that someone needs to buy this chick an anatomy book and highlight the muscular and skeletal system for her because she has no idea what she is talking about.

After fans voiced concern that their favorite Country star looks like a holocaust victim LeAnn took to her Twitter to set shit straight.

@AJPatterson1987: Whoa, you’re scary skinny! Sorry don’t mean to offend but that’s a lot of bones showing through skin…
@leannrimes: those are called abs not bones love.
@AJPatterson1987: Maybe it’s just the pic, it just looks to me like your hip bones were protruding. Again didn’t mean to offend, I am a big fan x
@leannrimes: thx but this is my body and I can promise you I’m a healthy girl. I’m just lean. Thx for your concern but no need too be.

I’m not a doctor by any means, but I’ve studied history and saw Schindler’s List and she looks like she’s auditioning for the remake. Bitch needs a sandwich. Muscles are not hard, dense and pointy.

Now, I will laugh every time she sings the song “How Do I Live?”

-Rocco