Posts Tagged ‘Stacy Keibler’
She’s pregnant with a 16 pack.
Apparently, rumors were swirling that there was a little George Clooney elf on the way (get it? Elf? Keibler elf? Like those little guys that make cookies? I’m so funny) but the original Keibler put that all to rest by posting a picture of her mutant looking body on Instagram. She looks like a character on X-Men.
That’s really all that is about. PROOF OF NO PREGNANT BELLY! If only Instagram could hold up in court systems.
-Rocco
George Clooney Can Now Break Up With That Stacy Keibler Girl Because Award Season Is Over!
Posted on: February 27, 2012
Whew! George came out of this one unscathed.
We all know George Clooney just needs a hot piece for award season so he looks like the regular guy on the red carpet. Well, now that the 2012 Academy Awards are over and with that, the award season in it’s entirety…. he can drop her fast and get back to his love affair with himself and his Italian villa. And Brad Pitt.
Let’s remember the good times, AKA Stacy Keibler’s last moment of relevancy at the 2012 Oscars:
“You can go now”- George to Stacy.
-Rocco
Stacey Keibler Ruined Her Chance With George Clooney Just Like The Rest Of Them
Posted on: December 30, 2011
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And no… it still has nothing to do with little elves making delicious cookies in trees. DAMN IT!!
Stacy Keibler opened her mouth and mentioned how she wants to take things slow with Clooney, but hopes having a family with “eventually happen”. Well, she just eventually broke her own heart, because George Clooney can read (and The Revolution is his blog of choice), and he’ll read this, so I pretty much just broke them up:
The easygoing approach has been working for Stacy Keibler and George Clooney, an insider claims: “For now, Stacy is just having fun with George. They each really like sports, especially golf, and they enjoy traveling together,” says an insider, who notes that both stars relish returning to their separate homes after their getaways.
“Stacy says she isn’t interested in moving in with George yet. She wants to take her time with him – she wants to get married some day, but she doesn’t want to push anything.”
The insider adds that while Stacy, 32, would also like to become a mom eventually, “She values her freedom now to travel whenever she likes. But yes, she hopes having a family will eventually happen with George.”
You want me to put a baby in there??
When will these girls learn??? You just can’t hold Clooney down.
-Rocco
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HAHAH FARTS! HAHHA
George Clooney loves farts way more than that girl Stacy Keibler who he’ll never marry:
We think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”
I honestly never heard George Clooney talk about a woman with such passion. It’s kind of sweet actually.
-Rocco
