Posts Tagged ‘standards’
Lee D. tweeted something at some point yesterday and though it seems like a simple message… I’m pretty sure there is A LOT of meaning behind his 140 characters. I’m like 87% sure this is what he actually meant.
First off… I get so annoyed when he spells everything correctly. That’s such an easy target and I wish he wouldn’t spell check.
“Looking forward to the show with Lincoln”….
1) His name is Linc the Sink… get it right Lee bear. I call people by nothing else then the name Oprah would want them to have.
2) He’s clearly looking forward to the show with Linc the Sink because the hat tradsies is happening tonight!! He’s just playing coy.
I feel it in my bones!
How can he deny the 984398 tweets about it, that awesome picture Tatis R made, and my discussion of it for over a month now. I have never been so motivated about anything in my life.
3) “just got done jamming”….. this means a few things. We know he won’t mess up because he practiced. And that’s good because I can’t like him if he sucks, it goes against my high standards and morals. And I’m also going to go out on a limb and say he’s going to play “The Week The Planet Didn’t Move On A Tuesday”.
I know you’re saying “Rocco… you’re crazy girl!!”… I just have a gut feeling about this.
(He better play “Earth Stood Still”… I will fake not talk to him for a whole day if he doesn’t)
4) “It’s gonna be fun”…. this eludes to all that I said above and to the fact that he’ll probably wear a purple shirt with some sort of animal on it. I’m hoping for a rattle snake… or maybe a bear. That’d be pretty cool. A purple bear.
Okay, the rest is pretty obvious what he was trying to say… but the 1st part was totally cryptique and thank Oprah I’m here to decode for you guys.
I whipped out my decoder ring and everything, so I’m confident this is what he was trying to get across.
How did I do Lee bear??
Come on Lee bear… it’s kind of obvious what you’re trying to say.
YAYAYYA! Oh man… I can’t wait to see video and pictures of all this tonight.
This is make or break. I will shut this operation down for 3 hours (instead of 2) and then re-open it again, if it doesn’t happen tonight.
It’s so stressful… just do it.
I don’t wanna see any of this male model shit unless that hat is on your head Lee bear.
(These business cards should be at your houses by 6PM. I have my people on it.)
I know I joke about her… and still don’t understand why she sells millions upon millions of albums…. but she choked this morning on The View and I feel bad. Like she literally choked. Coughed. Had a hair ball. I don’t know, I’m not her trachea, but something was going on.
She was singing “O Holy Night” (like an angel of course) and she messed up (*gasp*). I don’t know what happened but stumbled and looked flustered.
Kudos to the fact that she kept singing… I would definitely cry. And then run to Joy Behar for consoling.
And thus the conclusion to my thesis…. Susan Boyle doesn’t lip synch. Ever.
God, I should be an f-in scientist.