Posts Tagged ‘Stay’
This may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
At 9AM watching Vin Diesel baritone his way through that goddamn Rihanna bathtub song is hilarious. Like, who is he singing to? Who is recording this with a straight face? Did he work on his falsetto before hand? Did he rehearse this whole song before hand?
I like to imagine that Paul Walker is recording, he’s singing to The Rock, and yes rehearsal all the way!
Twihards Are On Suicide Watch Today: Kristen Stewart Maybe, Probably (Definitely Did) Cheat On Robert Pattinson
Posted July 25, 2012on:
I have been waiting for this story since they started dating. Is this how Matt Lauer felt when Osama Bin laden got shot in the eye?
KRISTEN STEWART CHEATED ON ROBERT PATTINSON!!
I want to thank Kristen Stewart’s vaginal hormones (they exist) and her ugly converse shoes for running into the arms and penis of another man. This couldn’t be a better gift for The Revolution’s 2nd birthday, and for the future of me and Robert Pattinson as a power couple.
But in all seriousness, Kristen Stewart probably slept with the director of that Snow White movie she was in, who by the way is a
married man engaged man (same thing as married) with children. WITH CHILDREN!
Below is Rupert Sanders, and he’s kinda hot for an old dude, so I get it.
But wait… she was sleeping with ROBERT PATTINSON!!! On a scale from Robert Pattinson’s jaw line to a man named Rupert, you choose the winner.
R Pattz’s heart is melting into a sparkly mess all because Kristen Stewart’s lack of smile is sexy to a married man. She’s really working those new boobs!
Of course neither rep is commenting and word is Kristen is “devastated”. SHUT UP, B CUP!
“Kristen is absolutely devastated,” a source tells People. “It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment.”
“She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert,” adds the source. “It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.”
Her lapse in judgement is what will bring Robert Pattinson into my bed. And yes, that was my first logical thought as I read the news “Obviously Robert and I will fall in love and have British babies!”. I’m sane, you guys.
Anyway, Breaking Dawn Part II press should be really awkward.
Stay strong, Sparkles.
So, I guess today is the day Lee D makes his comeback, right??
He’s in Chi-town, obviously kicking it with Oprah and Barack Obama, and not getting a haircut.
Not to get on the hair thing for the millionth time, but what he has going on…. that’s not a haircut. Does he have ears?? Because I can’t see them. He might have Van Gogh-ed those babies off for all we know.
He looks like a 7th grader and I feel like him mom begging him to get a haircut, so he doesn’t hid his Oprah blessed face.
You, me and Lee Bear know that I have no idea how to embed this video (Seriously… just put it on YouTube people), but click HERE to watch it.
1) Love the leather jacket.
2) Does he not sing Live It Up songs anymore? Because this is that rock-a-billy “Stay”, “Stay If You Want”, “Say What You Want”, “Back Of My Head”, “Some Song From Slumberland Remixed Into A New Song” song. I can’t decide what to call it.
He also sang “Pretty Eyeballs” at another point in the day because he threw on a hat and a scarf. And might I add the treat hat and scarf go great with non-gay Baby Gap tee.
Anyhoo… those are great. I can’t wait to see videos from tonight’s performance with who I think we confirmed is actually Linc the Sink. It’s gonna be great. You know who’s really excited and who I took out of daycare for the special occasion??
Ughhhh!! Lee D. Sooo close. Just add an organ, a great syncopated beat, the word “here” and Dancing Baby getting down and you have my jam. So simple.
This will do I guess.
Not bad….. but can you pretty please perform “Stay Here” with choreographed dance moves?? Thanks!
So I’m guessing he played for like 4 hours the other night??
Cool cool. Just wish he’d give me a head up about these things so I can plan my schedule a little bit better.
“Let’s just do this all night”… well he apparently did because there are 94873 videos and I’m getting confused.
“My favorite songs I wrote when I was younger…” ——> I picture him as a 11-year-old writing this. And then I imagine myself at 11. I think I was really concerned at how me and Zack Morris were going to make things work at that age.
Thank Oprah those Goldfish didn’t hit him in the head. I always get scared of things like that happening when people throw stuff on stage. But I guess his hair would protect his skull right??? Probably.
I think those are the last of the videos. But I said that about 7 times already, so I highly recommend you take a little peeksie at Red Beanie Blog because you and I both know that is the place to go for Lee D. goodness.
Thanks again to @wasworthwaiting for the videos. You’re kinda awesome.
I clearly tried to incorporate the title of the song into my title… but listen, not everything works. Not everyone can be as creative as Mr. DeWyze (Lee. not his father. I don’t know the creative exports of his Papa)…. not everyone is so prolific (go down one post to hear a new diddy).
Lee D. also sang “Stay” from his Slumberland album, and just writing out the word ‘slumberland’ makes me want to cry because it’s only 9AM and I need a serious tiger snooze.
Let’s all put our heads down and listen to this lullaby.
Okay. Bad song to put your head down to because I forgot this is the song he screams his head off. Startling. I usually skip over this song just because I’ve heard it a lot, but I’m moving like a sloth today so I thought I should listen to it… it’s such a good song. But you already knew that.
I’m really digging this person’s camera skills. She or he is just zooming in and out and getting all fancy. I like it.
He has really nice teeth.
Where is the “Earth Stood Still” video?? That’s the piece of gold I want.
His set last night at Sacred Heart University is like one of those Russian dolls where there are tinier dolls inside one another. Are those even Russian or did I just offend a whole culture?? Sorry. That was a really bad analogy… but you know what I mean.
THERE WERE SO MANY SONGS!
It was like a sanctuary at Sacred Heart. HAH! Get it?? The song… the name of the venue… the ambiance.
And now for “Stay”
This song was perfect for the occasion because ironically his hair looked wonderful and his clothes well-kept. I see what he did there… now, he’s the funny guy.
And then he closed the show with “Beautiful Like You”
And I say that because he said it was the last one. I pay attention people.
And then I’m pretty sure he said “Jeff’s a lot taller than me”. <—– I have no idea who Jeff is, but apparently he’s a tall guy. Maybe it was the guy who shouted out his love for Lee D. earlier in the evening and now they are bros. These things I do not know. What I do know is Jeff is taller than Lee D. (I wonder if Jeff spells his name the funny way with a “G”???)
I think those are all the songs that he performed. Unless, he did do a Justin Bieber cover and you are all hiding it from me!
(Editor’s note: This has been sitting in my draft box since 6AM this morning. I got up because I couldn’t sleep and then tried to write and gave up in 15 minutes…. it may or may not be funnier than it was at 6AM)
Are people over Lee D. and bowling… because I’m Not. And in reality… I’m just not over that jacket. I sewed piping on my own black blazer in honor of it all. (Holla Tim Gunn). Jackets like that deserve to me memorialized and nothing else.
Remember in psychology 101 when you would discuss facial expressions and human emotion?? I tried to find the universal image of that, but clearly the world-wide web is just obsessed with John Travolta’s face and/or Scientology and this came up in the results.
His face actually looks the same in every picture; massive butt chin and scientology lover is all I can get out that…. but it was too funny to pass up even if it does not prove my point.
Good thing I have Lee D.’s face to teach psychology and human emotion. Now, this may vary from your text-book… but trust me. I have a college degree. (Swear to Oprah I do)
Lee D. is beginning to laugh at joke he’s telling in his head whilst singing. I guess you can group this in with a multi-tasking facial expression too.
This is the expression of someone who is about to sneeze. I’m pretty sure.
This is just him singing. I already pulled it and posted it so I had to use it.
That is a man whistling. Whistling while he works… literally.
Remember “fight or flight”…. this is kinda like that. He’s panicking because he just saw the silhouette of a man in a top hat and wasn’t sure if Abe Lincoln’s ghost came to bowl with him or not. Kinda creepy.
He’s just shouting. This is definitely during “Stay”.
Okay… so reading this now at 3:20PM it’s not as funny. This was definitely written in my delusional state. But, what can I say… I didn’t graduate with a psych degree… I only took psychology 101 at that was senior year in high school.
I’m not a doctor!
Listen to “Sweet Serendipity/Fast Car” because it’s genius. It’s as if Lee D. studied psych in college.
And then just listen to “Earth Stood Still” because this song will MAKE YOU a genius after listening to it.
Feel smarter already don’t ya??
WHOA!! What in the world was Oprah doing last night?? Saving the world?? What was more important than her going to the red carpet event that was the Lee D. concert at Viper Alley, which I’m pretty sure is a high-class strip club??? (Is that the conclusion?? Because that’s what I decided and until I see proof of anything else…. I’m gonna go with that.)
He’s so mad. I have evidence of his rage.
Thankfully Red Beanie Blog has come to the rescue and has a million videos posted, because to be honest… I don’t feel like spending my morning trying to find them. And I’m probably not going to discuss all of them because it seems like he sang a lot, and you can only say awesome so many ways.<—- Look at me being nice.
Let’s talk about his ensemble… and yes people… that’s what you call an ensemble. Carrie Bradshaw would date him with this outfit. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed if he had this outfit on… but he’d have to have this on at all times.
That jacket is superb… SUPERB! I’m pretty sure he fashioned it himself a la Project Runway whilst on the plane to Chicago. He’s so innovative.
LOOK AT THAT!! Piping… I haven’t seen a blazer with piping on it since my 1st grade school picture. So legit…. such a fashionista. Someone else dressed him… and that person was clearly a gay man who time traveled from the 1990′s. That’s a compliment by the way… this is my favorite outfit EVER.
But then as I scroll down the bod…. I knew something had to be wrong. Did you trip, fall and rip your jeans brother??
He must have tripped over a stripper heel and ripped his jeans. We all still agree this was another strip club right?? I can’t get off that idea. Or did that joke make him seem like a sleazy guy?? It doesn’t matter.
“Beautiful Like You”… I stepped on Twitter for a second last night and heard rumblings this was the new single. UGH! Whatever Lee D….. don’t come crying to me when Dancing Baby runs away from home because you decide to sing slow songs all the time!!
(That’s a pissed baby)
Anyway, I can deal with this song…. good melody and there is repetition in it. I love love love repetition. (Wow. Just cracked myself up). Plus, he won’t have to move around a lot when he performs this, which we know he loves… perfect!
That was just beautiful. I don’t want him to stop stop stop singing it. And I have no idea what he’s saying at the end (work on the diction) but I’ll just pretend he’s complaining about the lack of Oprah.
“Stay”… not “Stay Here”… shit.
I think he spilled bleach on his jeans. You’re clothes are not so well-kept… but the hair is banging.
Will he just freaking perform “Stay Here” and stand up for 3 minutes… that’s all I ask. Anyway… good performance. This is the song that scares me when he screams… I forgot about that. He shouts. And he’s so demanding and it makes me want to not stay anywhere. Annnnd Linc the Sink you are just kiiiiiiillling it on the ivories.
Do people go up to Linc the Sink afterward and say “dude… you tickle those ivories like a mofo??” because you should. I may have to get figurative balls to do that.
Okay…. I have to do this in segments because I just can’t sit here and watch Lee D. for 45 minutes straight. I know what I just said is blashpemous… I’m sorry. Please do not hate me. I have to do it in pieces to be funny.
I’ll be back!
Thank Oprah this is the last one because my titles are getting out of control and bad. I can’t believe you guys still read this. Thank you.
This is a great view if you like to look up his nose.
He’s just jamming on this version of “Sweet Serendipity”. He’s taking his time. I wonder if he hates this song yet??
I don’t really hate it yet… but I don’t sing it or hear it every day. I’m going to ask him.
His eyes were closed 89% of this performance. I think he fell asleep.
Oh wow… this video has “Hallelujah” too. Excellent.
Jason Castro cuts one of his dreads off every time he hears Lee D. sing this… and then he wipes his tears with it.
I can’t wait for Mamadukes to read this one. This is what she’ll say:
Mamadukes: Don’t make fun of Jason… I like him. I think he’s cute.
Rocco: I think he’s high all the time. And he wears dreads.. he’s fair game.
Mamadukes: *tsk* Don’t say that… *trying not to laugh*
Wow… this video is a gem.. it’s like a movie. It’s so long. It has “Stay” AND “Dear Isabelle”.
This is an “old” song… I think he wrote this when he was 10. He was a 10-year-old insomniac.
Annnnd I thought he was going to fall off that stool… his balance is to die for.
This song still frightens me when he screams. AGH!
And we all know what “Dear Isabelle” sounds like.. I already spoke about this. She was voting and didn’t call. She’s probably really into Rahm Emmanuel.