Posts Tagged ‘swoop bang’
I think I just ruined my chances for being Cory Monteith’s girlfriend.
Chad (I just called him Chad… I wanted you all to see that. I’m cracking up.) CHORD!!! turned 22 sometime last week, and I forgot to do my infamous birthday shout out on the most important blog EVER. (This blog is the most important one if that went over your head)
In apologies for that… I will let him keep the swoop bang for another year, even though he’s 22 and swoop bangs on adults are ridiculous.
His cheek bones support the swoop. Look at that bone structure.
Blasphemous. These people are not getting into heaven.
You can’t boo a little angel muffin.
I’m ashamed of New York.
1) Don’t boo the kid. He’s wonderful. Look at his hair. Look at his smile.
2) Who the hell is that man next to him? I want to date him.
3) The Knicks lost didn’t they?? Maybe you should focus on the sucky-ness (is that a word?) of the team and not the wonderful-ness of J Biebs.
Wow. I just got really upset over that. I feel so defensive.
You can’t boo a child. What kind of human beings hang out at Knicks games??
Anyway.. I’m over that. J Biebs let’s it roll of his back. Look at that swag.
I know I made a huge deal about not talking about people’s personal lives and this kinda sorta is about that… but there is a deeper, funnier story behind it. So ,either call me a hypocrite and keep reading…. or be intrigued by what I’m gonna write and keep reading. Or you can just stop reading if you hate the fact I went back on my word. But, just so you know this involves my personal life kinda, sorta so it’s a give and take between me and Efron right now. And I’m a fan since the musicals and swoop bang stopped.
Ok.. everyone who is staying stayed… let’s continue shall we.
I have a friend (this is my personal part), we will call her Alex, because that is the name her mother gave her, and she loves Zac Efron. I MEAN LOOOOOOOVES EFRON. Like even his High School Musical days…. when he looked like a little girl and ran around singing and dancing.
She was always very upset by the fact that Efron woke up to Vanessa Hudgens in the morning. Me, not being a huge Efron fan, unless he isn’t singing and dancing, didn’t really care. But when I heard the news yesterday of the break up heard round the world, this is the convo via text that occurred between myself and Alex. And this is word for word… no protecting the innocent here. (see personal Rocco stuff again… don’t say I never gave you anything Efron)
Rocco: Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens broke up… make your move
Alex:OMG!! We gotta find him! Yyyyyyeeeeeessssssssssss!
Rocco: hahahah I knew that reaction was coming. lol. This is just as exciting as when J Timb and Cameron Diaz broke up (oh Alex wants to sleep with J Timb too… but who doesn’t?)
Alex: I need a game plan. And stat, while he is vulnerable and needs a rebound.
So this is a
warning message to Efron…. you may want to stay out of NYC for like a month or so just so Alex can process this and calm her hormones. But once, you’re a strong man again (and only half way healed)… come here and Alex will be available. And she would also like if you could bring some of your bros (we hear Jesse McCartney is available and you guys hung out on the set of Summerland)
Don’t worry… time heals all wounds. And so will Alex.
PS see that was pretty personal… more for my friend than me, but I gotta remain a mystery.
What an early Christmas treat!! My favorite mullet… who sadly doesn’t really have a mullet anymore (more on that later)…. is singing a Christmas song.
But more importantly, one of those Westernized (I think that’s a word) Christmas songs…. “Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer”
The more I look at this picture the more it’s like a giant swoop mullet. I mean his hair is in his eyes… get a head band!
I really like his voice, even when he is singing dumb songs. It’s one of my favorite voices around.
I’m shocked/annoyed/angered that he hasn’t been signed yet. What the dilly yo?? Let’s get on this Oprah… if anyone is gonna speed up this process it’s you!
And that’s all I have to say about that….
If you click HERE you can go to The Biebster’s Facebook page and watch his official video for “Pray”. And yes, even angels have Facebook… how do you think Mark Zuckerberg was blessed with the intelligence to create the social networking site??
**Update** just watch the video here.. but still be friends with The Biebster on Facebook.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… I like that song a lot. It touches my heart. Oh, and to prove that my little angel muffin has a heart of gold, a portion of album sales is being donated to a children’s hospital.
I bet everyone feels really bad about making fun of the kid now….. so the lesson is: Don’t make fun of teenagers with an endless swoop who originates from heaven.
Midnight showing anyone??
What was supposed to be a day filled with NKOTBSB wonderfulness, has turned into a J Bieb love fest. And you know what? I’m totally okay with that.
My little angel muffin is going to be one of Grandma Barbara Walters’ 10 most fascinating people. No shit Grandma.
I have nothing to say about this except, obviously, and look at this picture.
And I am talking about his voice and his lyrical content.
“Pray”, the new song on My World Acoustics, is “We Are The World” circa 2010. Our kids needed one. So thanks J Biebs.
And his voice has dropped… for sure.
**UPDATE** As you can see it got pulled. Trust me it is a touching song. Just listen to “We Are The World” and look at a picture of The Biebster’s swoop and you’ll get the idea.
I lose my appetite, knowing kids starve tonight.
And am I sinner?, cause my dinner is still there on my plate
I just can’t sleep tonight, knowing that things ain’t right. It’s in the papers, it’s on the TV, it’s everywhere that I go. Children are crying, soldiers are dying, some people don’t have a home
If that isn’t that saddest thing I’ve ever read…..Mother Theresa who???
He is such a little angel muffin. This is a shout out to his hometown and homies…. aka heaven and his angel buddies. Clearly.
My World Acoustics is out November 26. I’m not ashamed to say I am probably going to buy this album.
And by angel I mean little angel muffin.
Pauly D is going to be The Biebster for Halloween this year. Say goodbye to the blowout ladies.
Here is the transformation:
Stage 1 and 2:
I hope he can master the swoop swoosh, because without it he is just another 30 year old with a dumb haircut *cough* Tom Brady *cough*
If girls want to sleep with him when he resembles J Biebs… they should probably call a therapist. But the morning after…. being with Pauly D will be a great story and an awesome Halloween (hopefully STD free) memory. *crosses fingers*