Posts Tagged ‘tattoo’
First, it’s the pot smoking (All Canadians must smoke pot because I mean, Carley Rae Jepsen wrote “Call Me Maybe” and that shit is too good to write sober), and now J Biebs is getting a ridiculous tattoo.
Word on the street is that Native American Chief has something to do with hockey which is super Canadian because America doesn’t even like hockey enough to get our shit together and come to contract terms so the season can even be played out. How Justin Bieber can even look us (America) in the eye is beyond me).
I hope one day J Biebs will tattoo a joint in that Chiefs mouth.
-Rocco
(My father is really proud of this headline)
Rihanna is a goddamn idiot. That’s pretty much the morale of every Rihanna post I ever write, but this time it’s pretty obvious.
Let me ask you a question: What did you or what will you do when your Grandmother croaks? Probably cry. Go to her house and steal some of her shit that reminds you of her for the memories. Giver her 9 cats up for adoption and put your Grandfather in a home. Ya know? Normal things.
What won’t you do? PUT A TATTOO DEDICATED TO HER UNDER YOUR TITS!
Sure. Get RIP Grandma on your wrist. Even tramp stamp it up. But under your boobs?
Like 20% of me thinks this is actually for her Grandma and the other 80% thinks she got a tattoo under her boobies just so she could post a topless picture on Instagram. She loves doing that.
-Rocco
I mean, I bow down to the Oprah and I know my place in the world, but it just got real!
In case you are unsure of what your eyes are feasting on… that’s Oprah’s face on someone’s thigh! I believe she’s screaming ” SOMEONE WILL TATTTOOOOO THIS IMAGE ON THEIR BOOOOODIES!!!” in that photo.
We all need to reevaluate our lives and ask ourselves… where is our Oprah tattoo?
-Rocco
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I think I’ll end the morning/day with this gem!
I’d really enjoy having that on my body forever. I’m sure it looks great on a flabby stomach.
-Rocco
Rihanna Is So Thug
Posted on: January 26, 2012
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Well, when Rihanna was done hanging out with Chris Brown she decided to get a 2Pac tattoo on her hands:
That is the dumbest/worst tattoo I’ve ever seen! “Thug Life” in light pink?!?! Really, Rihanna??? This is coming a from a girl who smokes weed all day long and this is the “hard” tattoo she comes up with.
It just looks like her hands are in need of some Jergens lotion
-Rocco
Remember when Paris Hilton walked out on an ABC Interview because she got called out for being a spoiled princess??? Well, Kat Von D got called out on dating Jesse James and was asked to talk about how it didn’t work out because, oh well I don’t know…. HE’S INTO RACIST NAZI WOMEN!!??? And of course she stormed out when pre-approved questions were asked.
During the introduction, “Good Day” aired a clip from Kat’s show “L.A. Ink” — showing Kat getting a tattoo of Jesse James on her side — and anchor Jeff Michael mentioned she got the tattoo before she and Jesse called it quits.
According to sources, Kat was pissed Michael even brought up her relationship with Jesse … and stormed out of the building.
We’re told Kat approved the Jesse James tattoo clip from her show — and even got a heads up from “Good Day” producers that she would be asked about the breakup during the interview.
Oh yeah… this idiot tattooed the creepiest picture of Jesse James as a small child (still really into Nazis I presume because that’s something you’re born with) on to her side boob and it looks like this:
And apparently at the age of 7 Jesse James looked like Ellen DeGeneres.
And since Kat Von D is all super secretive now, and doesn’t want her personal business out for the world to ridicule, she tweeted about it. Naturally.
- Dear GoodDayLA, thanks for the waste of a perfectly good morning. Lack of compassion n respect for eachother never fails to dissapoint me.
- @askjillian I didn’t walk out because you used the clip we sent you- I walked out because of your disrespectful intro you guys “snuck” in.
@askjillian ps. Publicly disrespecting people for the sake of better ratings isn’t something a person of compassion does. Good day..
Umm news alert: YOU ARE ON A REALITY TV SHOW!! Of course people know your business. And plus, you’re a dumbass who tattooed your Nazi loving, porn addicted, cheated on Sandra Bullock with whore’s boyfriend’s feminine childish face under your armpit….. we are going to make fun of you!
We know the world is falling apart when no one has compassion for Kat Von D. GEEEEZ!!!
-Rocco
Adam Lambert Gets A Tattoo
Posted on: May 19, 2011
I’m tired of talking about the love children of Austrian bodybuilders turned politicians and Mad Men actresses who allegedly sleep with married men and that’s all that’s happening, so I decided that Adam Lambert getting a tattoo is just as exciting.
He even looks like a model when he’s getting jabbed with a needle. Impressive.
-Rocco
I thought I’d start off this fine Friday with a ridiculous tattoo that is placed on a mother’s back.
For my giant male demographic there’s Miley Cyrus in a bikini. (Thought I’d throw you a bone.)
And for Bret Michaels and Billy Ray Cyrus…. that woman with the giant, trailer park angel wings on her back is Miley Cyrus’ mom, Trish.
Classy. I’d beg my mother to put me up for adoption if that was something she thought was a good idea to permanently place on her back.
-Rocco
Told you I was going to bring back the saying “mish mash”. That’s two times… one more and Webster’s Dictionary will be putting in their next edition. WHAT WHAT!
Anyway… Lee D. apparently got a tattoo and I’m sure people sent him 1 million and 2 tweets asking him to see it… so he kindly tweeted a picture. Out of fear.
I’m glad it’s not a tramp stamp. Just saying.
1) If you want to be on Jersey Shore you need to hit the tanning booths.
2) I know it’s a guitar bridge, because I’m not an idiot,… but it also resembles these things:
- A gardening tool.
- A weapon of sorts. A shiv, if you will.
- A hair comb/piece from the days of Titanic.
Don’t deny that it doesn’t kind of look like that hair comb (minus the butterfly aspect). LEE D LOVES TITANIC! I’m just going to pretend that this is what his tattoo is. And next time I see him, I’m just going to go up to him…. and in a dead serious tone say…”nice Rose DeWitt Bukater Butterfly Comb/Titanic shout out” , wink and then walk away.
Such a good plan, I can’t even stand it.
Now, to make this a true blue mish mash of Lee D. good-ness…. the random needs to come in. And that involves “Sweet Serendipity” and Spiderman. Lee obviously made this himself.
He loves Spiderman montages.
That song can not mean any less to Spiderman… yet that video exists. Some people’s minds are just way more advanced than my own.
So yeah… thumbs up??
yay for no tramp stamps!
What a bizarre post.
-Rocco
I Don’t Love J Biebs THAT Much
Posted on: February 2, 2011
Not only would my parents break my legs for tattooing a man’s name on my body, but they would be ashamed that it was Justin Bieber’s name.
Mamadukes: At least make it Pauly D.
Big D: Ya banana!!
This person’s parents don’t care all that much… or she is being grounded until Prom. Probably the latter.
She couldn’t even decide on a font. If you can’t do that… you’re not mature enough to get this tattooed on your body.
I can’t believe this happened.
-Rocc0
