Posts Tagged ‘tears’
* GASP * let me just start of withWTF UK?!?! You peaced off Cher Lloyd!? *oopsie spoiler alert*
I mean she’s such a little pop star. *AGGG* My heart is broken, but now it’s just Matty ‘Ma Boy!!!
Matt Cardle is the Lee DeWyze of the UK. It’s offic, because I said it. I admit I only watched him for the last few weeks, but from what I’ve learned he dealt with paint in his past and he was Mr. Water Works during his homecoming. Remind you of anyone familiar???? LEE BEAR!!! I’m such a genius… the connections I make amaze me sometimes.
Anyway, Matty Boy performed “Here With Me” and he is just adorbs and he dresses nice and he has a pretty falsetto. If me and Bruno don’t work out… things might work for me and Matty Boy. (oh and another comparison Lee had a creepy bag piper man descend from the stairs… and Matty Boy had creepy veil covered orchestra women.) (ok I was reaching for that similarity. Sue me)
Cher Lloyd… OH OPRAH! Just typing her name and knowing she left breaks me heart. I hope she doesn’t go nuts and shave her head or something. She is singing “The Clapping Song” and don’t worry it’s not about Gonorrhea… it’s about a monkey choking and going to hell in a row bot. I don’t know WTF this was, but Missy Elliot was thrown in this mash-up and her pants had giant lips all over it. How could you not love a train wreck? It’s bad… real bad… but I loved every second of it!
MATT CARDLE &
RONALD MCDONALD!!! Rihanna.
I’m going to admit it, I’m straight up jeal of Rihanna. She gets to stand close to Matty Boy. I’m participating in girl on girl hate because I have a crush on Matty Boy (who kinda sings like a woman during this song) and she is standing next to him… it’s like high school in my brain right now. I want to be her, minus that crimson hair….I would look like a crack whore if I had hair that color. I’ll stick with the brown Ri Ri.
Rihanna should win! This was the best I’ve ever seen her sing live. And X Factor… those flames! Dramatic! I love this show!
CHER & WILL.I.AM
I think I was a rapper in a past life (a fierce one at that) because I wish I could rap in this life. I mean she isn’t even that good, but I’d take 1/2 of her talent and run around bragging I could rap. I’d be a riot at every party I attend. I’m gonna miss this girl!
And Will.I.Am can’t sing…and has a small child hanging from his necklace. Cher is better than him!
I don’t understand the voting on X Factor at all, and I don’t really have time to understand it because this is the last weekend (I procrastinated). The Rebecca chick and the boy band were saved first and that left my two favorite and one was going to be eliminated!
I know it’s supposed to be “chicks before dicks” but if one has to go… I can learn to rap another time in my life… I want Matty Boy to stay.
And since I spoiled it in the 1st line you know that Cher went home.
That’s not true. It is only the top 10 so it is probably like week 5 or something.
Cher Lloyd (“Empire State Of Mind”)…this chick is rock star. I don’t care if there was nothing original about it. The fact that she can sing and rap makes me jealous. I wish I could do both (even at a mediocre level) and try to get myself on a singing competition to get closer to Simon Cowell. My lack of the rapping skill gene has thwarted me once again!
Matt Cardle (“The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face”)…I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS SONG! It is so pretty and the Mr. Water Works at the end will for sure earn him a few votes (and my heart). Usually boys who sing in constant falsetto and sound like women annoy me… but on him it is endearing.
The theatrics on this show crack me up…. I feel like I am watching a broadway show at some points. It’s always too much, but that makes it just enough somehow.
That made no sense… but if Simon can do whatever he wants, I can say whatever I want.