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Pretty Little Liars: Black Hooded Figure Joined The Babysitter’s Club! PS Never Buy A Doll From A Creepy Kid
Posted March 13, 2012on:
ARE WE GONNA FIND OUT WHO A IS??? WHY DOES A HAVE A GUN??!?!? IS EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW ‘A’?!?!? WHO IS ‘A’!??!?!
All these questions better be answered tonight.
- Okay a bunch of what happened last week, but who cares because I don’t remember?
- Spencer dreams that Alison is alive?? What? What is happening? And why is Spencer is talking to her like everything is okay and not like she’s TALKING TO A DEAD PERSON??
- Spencer has totally lost it. She’s hallucinating.
-Whoever is the cinematographer if this show needs to lighten this shit up because I can’t make out a damn thing in the dark…I’m not a cat.
-OH SNAP! The door was open?? Was Spencer really dreaming?? Is Allison’s ghost just walking around Rosewood?? Whhhhhhat?
-Of course Spencer tells Emily about the “Allison dream” and confesses she spoke to Alison too. These girls need medication.
-Hanna’s mom is asking questions about the fire that unfortunately didn’t kill Blind Bitch Jenna.
-CALEB IS BACK!!!!! YAYAYAYAY! Caleb… I’m glad he came back from visiting his Mama.
- “There is no more room for lies”…. um this show is called Pretty Little LIARS! Mrs. Hanna’s Mom.
-Aria is celebrating with Ezra for not taking the job in New Orleans and Aria is selfish and happy about this. This relationship is doomed to fail.
-Jenna is still crying over the fire I presume. And she’s taking her eye patch off to see if she can see.
-I’m gonna say what everyone is thinking: she is ugly without sunglasses! (see above) THERE I SAID IT!
- Jenna, who is NOT Blind Bitch Jenna now, looks like a vampire and can see out of one eye. I think? I don’t really know because she’s crying, but those could be happy or sad tears.
-Actually Not Blind Bitch Jenna has Butt Chin Falcon Boy take her to the PLL’s and Hanna is rude/wonderful and asks if she can see.
- The surgery didn’t work… she’s lying. I don’t trust that ugly little liar.
-Jenna is in debt to Hanna for saving her and she just won’t stop crying about it. MY GOD! Stop blubbering woman!
- She’s “apologizing” to the girls. Should my heart be melting at this moment? Because it’s not.
-Then Jenna whips out her walking stick and beats them!!! No just kidding… that didn’t happen. She just walked away.
- Emily is all “oh no ho!” about the fake apology that Jenna just gave.
-’A’ wants Mona to break up Hanna and Caleb! ‘A’ HAS GONE TOO FAR!!
- Caleb’s hair is super shiny. He looks great. Caleb hates Mona, so now I hate Mona
- Aria sees an application on her mom’s desk for an all girls boarding school. BYRON IS TAKING THIS WAY TOO FAR! Who cares if your daughter is banging her ex- English teacher?? Get over it Byron!
-The girls go the doll shop where the creepy ass dolls are from. And a weird child is staring at the girls in the window. This is the beginning of a horror movie/mass torture and murder of all 4 girls. (God I wish I had a picture of this kid …. he kind of looks like this…..
- Have these girls not seen The Hills Have Eyes?!?!? NEVER LET THE CREEPY KID WITH A SYNDROME TALK TO YOU AND GIVE YOU ANSWERS!
- Creepy kid told Alison to stop looking because a man and woman wanted to hurt Alison. WHOA! Weird kid has premonitions!
-The kid basically tells Spencer her sister buys dolls and murders her friends with a male accomplice. Tough break.
- Old shop lady is not concerned at all about this kid.
- Aria’s not freaked out about the creepy future mass murderer kid.
- Spenc tells the girls that her parents hired a detective to find out if Melissa (her sister) killed Allison.
- OHHH SNAP! Aria calls her mom out on shipping her off to boarding school. Her Mom pawns it off as trying to keep her safe.
-Aria is gonna shove her dad’s affair back in his face… AND IN THE DEANS!! Aria is smart.
-I love how Melissa is going to give birth to the spawn of Satan BECAUSE SHE’S A MURDERER!!!
-Spencer is an idiot and asks her sister to explain the video of her jumping to Allison’s bedroom the night she was murdered.
-Melissa threatens to show video of Spencer and her friends doing questionable things. Melissa is the world’s worst sister.
- Caleb is somehow involved in the girls’ plan. I wasn’t listening because I was blinded by his beauty.
- Oh man… Aria’s mom lays down the disappointment and ashamed card on her for threatening to turn her father in. That suuuuuucks. I’d rather my mom beat me with her jitterbug cellphone than tell me she’s ashamed of me. (PS Mamadukes loves The Revolution and is an avid reader)
- If Caleb and Mona even pretend to makeout in this car… I’M GONNA BE ASHAMED AND DISAPPOINTED IN THE WRITERS OF THIS SHOW!
- Mona’s secretly in love with Caleb. his hair and his Twilight wolfy extra-ness.
- And my feed went out for 2 minutes, so I have no idea what happened.
- MELISSA IS ‘A’! MELISSA IS ‘A’!! They figured that out because of the Caleb/Mona set up thing.
- Hanna is just all down with turning in Spencer’s sister and Spencer is not all gung ho on that idea… shocking.
- NOW THEY ARE ALL FIGHTING! I’M GONNA CRY!!
- EZRA GOT FIRED!!!!! WHAT?!?!? BYRON IS AN OUT OF CONTROL MANIAC!! MY GOD! WHAT A BASTARD!
-Sorry for the caps lock party that just happened.
- Butt Chin Falcon Boy is still besties with Jenna and I don’t like this one bit. Jenna hands Butt Chin page 5 of Allison’s autopsy! Garrett asked the blind girl to hold it… smart!
-The girls go to the doll store to see the creepy future serial killer kid and I’m convinced they are all gonna die in the next 10 minutes. PLL will never air on ABC Family again.
-Of course the girls break in because they are the smartest girls ever.
- OH GOD! Creepy doll saying something like “*mumbles* end up like me”.
-I AM NEVR CLOSING MY EYES AGAIN!! Monkeys are going off, dolls are moving and talking, lap tops are falling…. I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!
- I hope Aria feels like shit for getting Ezra fired. Now he’s moving away…. GOOD JOB ARIA! And now he’s breaking up with you…. way to go. This plan backfired like whoa!
- Or they’ll have sex?? Well… I’m clearly live blogging this at 6AM and wasn’t expecting that.
- Garett and Melissa are making out in the barn and carrying stuff in and out.
- A police man is at the door and telling Garett to surrender his weapon and he’s under arrest for the murder of Allison!
WHAT WHAT WAT WHAT?!?!?
More importantly…. he was the Italian pop star in the Lizzie McGuire movie?!?! WHAT!??!?
I KNEW JENN A DID WAS GONNA TURN HIM IN AND I KNEW JENNA OCOULD SEE! I KNEW IT!! SHE JUST KILLED A FLY! ON HER MIRROR!!
SHE CAN SEE! God she’s so hideous!!
Creepy old doll lady is talking to Black Hooded Figure and Black Hooded Figure is giving treats to creepy, future serial killer kid. Great babysitter!
WE FIND OUT WHO ‘A’ IS NEXT WEEK!
YESSSS! I can move on with my life!!
AGHHH!!! This is the summer finale and I need this break because it’s too much drama and murder for me. And plus, I want to sleep later on Wednesdays.
A probably killed Dr. Sullivan. Let’s get into it. The girls have a lot going on this week:
-The girls are sitting in the police station all dirty and Garrett says “you are right… they’re guilty”. I hate you Garrett.
-A detective comes in and says “did you miss me??” The girls look shocked, but I have no idea who he is. It’s safe to say I didn’t miss him. (*edit* I think he was the cop that was from season 1 who was a douche)
- He is threatening the girls and saying “things look bad” and that “homicide is a capital offense”. Well, duh! I guess the chicas are now getting charged with Ali’s murder.
- 12 HOURS EARLIER!!! Ohhh they did NOT just Quentin Tarantino this!!! Why are the girls dirty?? Why are they at the police station?? We will find out. It will all be revealed.
- Mya calls Emily and all of a sudden a killer isn’t on the loose and she’s happy. Lesbian puppy love!
-Someone cut Butt Chin Tobey’s break line. AND HE TOTALLY JUST ASKED WHAT HIS AND SPENCER’S BABY WOULD LOOK LIKE!!! Ummm?? A BUTT CHIN!!!
- I’m suddenly very interested if Butt Chin and Nancy Drew have slept together yet. Did that happen??
-CALEB!!!!!! CALEB CALEB CALEB!!!!! I was not expecting him to be back! Oh if it’s possible he got more sexy Native American and more hot. Caleb and Hanna are so perfect.
-Ezra is reading at work and his ex-fiance, Jackie, brings him coffee and pretty much wants him back. Aria of course hears this, and that’s good because Ezra is all like “no ho, I love my underage girlfriend”.
- Aria gets a text and it’s a picture of Dr. Sullivan held hostage that says “She’s still alive”. WHAT?!?!? Now, A is a terrorist.
- And now the girls are standing around a box and it says “open or she dies”. A NEEDS TO CALM THE HELL DOWN!!
“you have until 7pm to save her… these are my demands”
And now the box is fully of creepy dolls! <— what is wrong with A??
- GO TO THE POLICE YOU DUMB GIRLS!!!
- Aria has to prove that Jackie plagiarized her paper, Hanna has to stop the wedding, Spencer has to keep Butt Chin safe, Emily doesn’t have to do anything…. YET!
- Cut to girls at the police station.. Aria wants to make a call and Garrett is telling another po po that page 5 is missing from the Alison murder file.
- Aria calls someone and is SOBBING (great acting) and says “I made a terrible mistake and I need you) PLEASE GOD CALL EZRA. I feel like Ezra could save the day on this one.
-Annnnd Quentin Tarantino! Aria goes and shows Jackie her plagiarized paper… Aria could have worn a more professional outfit. She looks like a tiger fighter in that ripped up shirt.
-Hanna’s dad comes to see her before the wedding and they are having a nice convo. Let’s get this done with and get on with the chaos.
-Spenc is sitting with Butt Chin and she tells him she lied to him about everything. And they just broke up. A is such a bitch. Now, Spencer is sobbing. THERE ARE SO MANY TEARS IN THIS EPISODE!!!
- Dr. Hot Face (Wren) sees Spenc crying. They should make out… he is sans Butt Chin.
- Of course Aria is wearing a ridiculous dress to the wedding. The doorbell rings and Jackie shows up and is acting like a giant bitch. She’s threatening Aria with the idea of exposing them. GOD I WANT TO PUNCH JACKIE IN THE FACE!!!
- Emily finally got a doll and it says “I’m taking you to her.. go alone” in the creepiest voice you could imagine.
- Spenc is dressed for the wedding and Dr. Hot Face is there. He’s British and doesn’t have a butt hin. HE WINS!
- Dr. Hot Face kisses Spencer. And she’s a little bit taller than him, so it annoys me and I laughed at it.
- If it’s possible Caleb looks hotter in a suit. And his hair isn’t even done properly.
- KATE (step sister of Hanna’s) NEEDS TO BACK UP OFF OF CALEB!!! And he Caleb totally just told her she had “back fat” HAHAHHA!
- Hanna gets a text “She’s about to run out of air”.
- Hanna legit stops the minister and asks to talk to her step-mother. Omg this is so embarrassing and awkward. I can’t even watch. It’s stressing me out. I have agida.
- AGHHHH!!! Hanna is telling step-mom that her dad hooked up with her mom a few weeks ago. OMG HER DAD HATES HER!! AGHHH I CAN’T TAKE THIS!!
-Emily goes into the barn and gets trapped of course. And she’ll probably die from carbon monoxide.
-Butt Chin is at the police station and he’s just shouting he loves Spencer and he said to the cop “I’m not your boy!”.
- Back to the barn! Emily passed out and someone grabbed her and pulled her out of the barn. Of course she’s hallucinating that she’s with Ali. And then Ali just quoted the theme song “two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead”. And now Ali is making out with Emily. What the hell??
-Emily wakes up and tells the girls she saw Ali. Umm no bitch…. you were hallucinating.
- The Hasting parents are at the po po station and Jason 2.0 shows up and Daddy Hastings is very upset by this. They are arguing.
-Also, Ezy Ezra shows up and Aria’s mom isn’t having any of this. She calls him out for being with Spencer (remember she thinks he’s dating Spencer) and he looks shocked about this!
- Someone walks up to Garett and he says “you shouldn’t be here”. I hope it’s Blind Bitch Jenna.
-The girls find a shovel with coordinates, so they have to dig at the ground and find shit. The girls are digging like maniacs and they are really bad at it… because they are pretty much just screaming.
- AND OH GOD!! the police are there to arrest them. A set them up.
-UGH JENNA!!!! I HATE YOU SO SO SO MUCH!!!!!
- The shovel the girls used was the actual murder weapon.
- Garett gives Jenna page 5 and tells her to burn it and then they admit that they killed Alison. WHAT IS HAPPENING!!
- OMG and freakin’ Dr. Sullivan has never looked more alive in her life…. Black Hooded Figure hands her an envelope and she leaves.
Last line of the show from a black waitress “How you doin’ tonight, pretty eyes? Ya want a piece of pie??”
Sooo Black Hooded Figure is Bradley Cooper??? Awesome!
I take back what I said earlier… these show needs to not go on hiatus because it stresses me out so much and I need a resolution. AGHHHH!!!
I’m not even going to brief you on what happened last week. All I’ll say is the morgue and page 5. You should be watching this show.
-OMG!! ARIA had a sex dream with Ezra and Jason 2.0!! And the other girls are hanging out in the morgue because they all need some serious therapy.
- Not Blind Bitch Jenna is of course having eyeball surgery so she can see again! I hope it actually blinds her this time because she is too ugly to not wear those sunglasses.
- Emily is throwing out every lotion in her presence because she’s afraid that A pumped every lotion with human growth hormone. And A would do that because he’s a sick bastard.
- Emily is afraid of A. And she should be. (what an obvious statement)
-Jason 2.0 is a counselor at the high school. Oh good. This will work out well. You know what’s working out well?? His hair.
-Emily is not into Aria possibly wanting to do Jason 2.0.
-If Jenna can see (pssh as if she can’t already!) she will probably murder the girls because she’s a crazy bitch.
- Spencer is sneaking around Jason 2.0′s house and she sees him freak out at the gardener for going to close to the shed and then he looks around in a really creepy way. Spencer’s obviously going to try and go into that shed.
- Hanna’s mom is awesome. She’s letting Emily hang out with her lesbo friends. Did I mention how much I love Hanna and her mom?? I do.
- So since Aria is having sex dreams with other guys, she’s obviously going to bang Ezra on his desk at work. Because that’s what you do when you have sex dreams with other guys.
-CALEB IS ON AND IS SEXY!! His birth mom wants to find him and that’s so sweet and I love him so much.
- “If Zoey leaves without your digits, your lab results go viral-A” <– text to Emily because A ruins everything!! (Zoey is some other chick at the lesbian card game) Emily is going to turn into the Hulk.
-Spencer tells her mom about the hockey stick. And I stopped paying attention because I miss Caleb.
-Ezra is suspicious because Aria this acting like a whore.
- Emily gave Zoey her number… another lesbian saw and will obviously tell Emily’s girlfriend. AHHH ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!!
- Aria had another Jason 2.0 sex dream.
- Caleb is googling his mom. And I love him so much. I haven’t love a tv character like this since Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
-Poor Caleb is so stressed out!!!
- Byron is not into this whole his son, Mike, breaking into houses and stuff. What a hard ass.
-Mike is completely out of his mind. It’s like Cameron from Ferris Bueller but on drugs and with a killer on the loose.
-OF COURSE JASON 2.0 IS STANDING IN ARIA’S HOUSE WHEN SHE COMES DOWNSTAIRS!!!! He wants to counsel Mike.
- Jason 2.0 may be hot… but he’s goddamn creepy and Aria is a bad liar. Like the worst. Why is she on a show called pretty little liars??
- Caleb looks adorable on the swing set. I love brooding Caleb. I’m realizing Caleb has never looked less like a high school student. I don’t like seeing Caleb sad because of his dumb Mom. I JUST DON’T LIKE IT.
- ANNNNND HANNA AND CALEB ARE HOLDING HANDS ON THE SWING SET! PRECIOUS!!!!!!
-Spencer is now dressing like a Navaho Indian.
-Spencer is f**king Nancy Drew. We will now call her Nancy Drew Hastings or NDH for short.
-Byron is very upset about Mike possibly being like “Scott his brother”. I have no idea what the hell that means.. so if you read the books and know…. tell me!
- Nancy Drew Hastings of course is breaking into the shed of Jason 2.o. Bitch is gonna get shot. Or hit with a hockey stick.
-How cute!! Jason has a dark room full of photographs of Aria’s FACE!!! AGHHHHHH!! HOW F**KING CREEPY!!!!! I”M SO CREEPED OUT!!!!! I”M SO SCARED!! GET OUT OF THE SHED!!!!!! (he has surveillance equipment too.)
- JASON IS HOME! AGHHH!!!! HE’S SO SCARY!!!!
- Nancy Drew Hastings of course knocked a picture down and dropped her flash light! She is a a sucky Nancy Drew! She leaves evidence everywhere!
- Caleb called his mommy and omg if he leaves this show… I’m gonna take creepy pictures of him and keep them in my shed because I love him so much and will miss him.
- CALEB DON’T CRY!!!! OMG MY HEART IS BREAKING!!!!!! He should probably not have his shirt on during this scene.
-Oh god! Is Caleb leaving??? TONIGHT?!?!?!? WHAT??!?!? Hanna my heart is breaking too!! I don’t get it… is he going to live with her or just visiting? Am I freaking out for nothing. Probably.
-Caleb and Hanna are my favorite people ever (I don’t care that they are fictional characters) Caleb have fun in Cali… don’t forget your hair straightener.
- OH JASON 2.0 ROLLS UP NEXT TO ARIA ON THE STREET!! STAY AWAY!! CREEPY MCCREEPSTER!!!
- And omg of course soon not to be blind bitch Jenna and the cop whose name I forgot are watching.
-Jason 2.0! AGHHHH!! HE JUST KISSED ARIA! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!?? Jason 2.o just because you are attractive doesn’t mean you can go around kissing underage girls.
-Nancy Drew Hastings is going back into the shed to get pictures because of course she wants to be bludgeoned to death with a hockey stick. They go into the shed and ALL the pictures are gone and just her flashlight is sitting there.
-Black Hooded Figure loves photography too. He is developing a picture of the girls (Nancy Drew and Emily) in Jason 2.0′s shed looking at the pictures! And Jason 2.0 just picked up his hockey stick.
Why is this show good??? Every week I say I’m not going to watch it but then I do, and by the end of the show I’m writing to the people who give out Emmy’s asking them to give this show a lot of awards.
See you next week you Pretty Little Liar fiends!
Benjamin McKenzie pulled a James Van Der Beek for The OC and his 25-year-old ass played at 17-year-old.
And thank god they aren’t planning The OC: The College Years movies because now he definitely can’t play a University student. I think I see hints of crow’s-feet and concern for Mischa Barton’s career.
You know I’m right.
Posted July 20, 2011on:
Watch the recap of what happened last week because I don’t feel like recapping it for you. I can’t do everything for you…. I’m not your mother. (or read THIS)
-Sooooo basically, Ian didn’t kill Alison. Or that’s what A wants us to do.
-OH YESS!! HANNA KISSED CALEB!!!! Best part of last week’s show.
- Spencer is Hitler right now and is making the girls fold invitations to the fashion show.
-Jason 2.0 is so into Aria and her lack of pink hair. He wants to meet up. What is with Aria and the older dudes?? This should be To Catch A Predator.
- Jason 2.0 has a nice car and even nicer hair. This show is like a L’oreal commercial.
-Jason 2.0 told Aria at the funeral he was relieved he knew for sure he didn’t kill Alison. Now he’s saying he shouldn’t have said that to Aria. He killed her obv.
-Hanna’s parents are flirting and obviously banging. Hanna is not into it.
- BUTT CHIN FALCON BOY RETURNS!!! And he’s pecking at Spencer’s neck with his butt chin and beak. I can’t wait to see their butt chin babies. They might not even have a chin…. but they’ll have loving parents.
-Spencer’s father is not into have Jason 2.0 back in town. Her dad just said “some yahoo!”. Her dad is from 1954 as well. HE’S A TIME TRAVELER!! Spencer’s dad is probably a killer.
- Emily’s mom missing her husband in Texas. And Emily just tells her to stay in Texas longer. Now, Emily can be a full blown lesbian with her mom gone.
-Spencer makes shitty coffee for Aria and Aria is ungrateful. Spencer’s dad was really yelling at Jason 2.0′s mom. And Spencer hates Jason 2.0. And Aria is sticking up for him. That’s what just happened.
- The girls awkwardly have lunch with Alison’s mom. She gave them all dresses that Ali designed. Flashback! WHY DOES ALI HAVE FRIENDS??!?!? She’s such a bitch.
- The girls are now forced to wear Ali’s shitty designs in the fashion show. This shit is like Project Runway. Where is Tim Gunn??? MAKE IT WORK!
- Aria is all up in Jason 2.0′s grill and she’s obviously into him.
-Hanna is over this whole mess and that’s why me and her will be best friends forever.
-Mona is a control freak and has just kicked Spencer off the fashion show committee because she was almost in jail. Apparently this is the award Spencer gets for possibly murdering someone and being a suspect.
- I could care less about this Hanna/ Hanna dad storyline. That’s the truth of it. WHERE’S CALEB!?!?!?
-Aria and Jason 2.0 are bonding over looking at pictures of Ali. Jason 2.o has such an attitude. Is he not going to the fashion show now???
-Spencer is really into knee high socks right now.
- When did Butt Chin become the voice of reason?? His chin is like Buddha.
- Spencer’s Dad will probably murder Ali’s mom, Jessica. That’s how I’m seeing this.
- Hanna wants to get wasted. I want Caleb to come swooping in with his perfect hair , a cape, and some alcohol.
- Jason 2.0 is now Sexy Suit Jason 2.0. I don’t care if he’s a killer… I’m into him.
- Caleb should just stand on the runway.
- This is a fashion show from hell. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone died. Plus, I watch America’s Next Top Model and have a much better runway walk than all of these girls. Tyra would yell at them.
- And of course the tribute for Ali gets sabatoged and it’s dramatic and awful and Ali’s mom and brother run out in tears and A is a bastard.
-OMG CALEB IN A FREAKIN’ SUIT!! Is he not he most stunning human being you’ve ever seen??? Breath taking. He’s my new standard for beauty.
- The projector says “my dresses, my games, my rules -A” or something like that. The hot DJ and Jason 2.0 get into an “altercation” and Aria is just really into Jason 2.0.
- Spencer calls out her dad for fighting with Jessica DeLaurentis (Ali’s mom) and Spencer’s dad tells her to stay away from Jason 2.0. Cut to Aria hanging out with him and getting a ride home from him
- AGHHHHH THE CANDLES SPELL OUT A!!!!!!!!
- Black Hooded figure is online shopping and sending a pair of black boots to a place that begins with 5214. 5214 Murder Lane I’m sure.
My conclusion: No enough Caleb with his hair all did and in a suit.
And now for my favorite memory of Caleb (besides the naked shower scene)
I hear Caleb is back from doing his extra work as the werewolf pack on Breaking Dawn so I’m extra excited for this episode.
-Emily goes back to the pawn shop but oh well too bad, Black Hooded figure bought the ring last week. (She sold the ring to buy Butt Chin the car) and the pawn shop keeper guys hands her a rusted horseshoe. Ummm? what??
-A just texted all the girls: “Diamonds are a girls best friend -A” <— A IS SUCH A BITCH!!!! and she clearly painted those creepy ass eyes onto that eye glass billboard. What a creeper.
- Aria’s mom and dad are back together and they make pancakes again so life is better all around. Aria’s all of a sudden cute brother does not like pancakes.
-Melissa (Spencer’s sister) is looking for her ring that her killer husband gave her and she took Ian’s passport with her. He is clearly fleeing to Ireland to be with his other leprechaun friends.
- A sent Emily a bunch of college crap from Danby (have no idea how to spell that) University and A just digs the knife deeper.
- Lukas is nervous about his date with Danielle. And Lukas asks Hanna to come on the date with him and to bring… guess who?!?!!?? CALEB!! YAYAYAYYAYA!!!!!! CALEB! WHOOO HOOO!!! (Caleb is the reason I live)
- Caleb sashays into the cafeteria like the dream boat that he is. He is perfect. Look at his hair!! look at his eyes!! LOOK AT HIS FACE!!! <3 <3 <3
-Caleb is convincing Hanna to go on the double date with him and they better make out at the end of it. This love story sub-plot is the only reason I care about this show.
- That scene with Caleb did NOT last long enough.
- Spencer goes to see Ren (the hot guy with the accent who used to date Melissa and made out with Spencer.) Spencer asks Ren what he gave Melissa.
- Ren gave Melissa drugs and it was for Ian because he is not in Rosewood. BULLSHIT!! He’s living in Jason 2.0′s house. Maybe.
-Ren is the most petrified doctor ever. He is not brave. He is not like the brave men and women on Grey’s Anatomy.
- Hanna is at the therapist office by herself and I just want to be her best friend.
- The therapist makes Hanna talk to Allison as if she was there (to help her let go obviously) and Hanna peaces out because she thinks this lady is a nut job..
- Aria goes to the park to find Mike, but instead sees Jason 2.0 without his shirt. Some black kid tells Aria Mike doesn’t play basketball at that park anymore.
- Jason 2.0, you look great without the shirt, but you still are a super creeper. And now he’s hitting on Aria which she likes because she likes to date guys that could be put in jail for being with her. Stop talking about her pink hair, Jason. Jason may or may not be a homosexual with all this fashion talk.
- Spencer goes to check on her sister, Melissa in the “barn” that she lives in. And by “barn” I mean guest house that is larger than my apartment. Spencer finds a suitcase all packed and ready to go with Ian’s shit in it. I HATE MELISSA!! Why would she want to be with someone who tried to kill her sister?? What an asshole!
- Aria’s brother Mike is an adorable underage boy. And he is a troubled soul. OMG IS HE A?!?!?
- Double date night and Caleb is looking great!
- Why is this chick Danielle hating on Caleb and saying Hanna likes Lukas?!?!?!? I don’t like her. She can take her nerdy yearbook ass back to wherever she came from.
- Omg Caleb is such a stallion!! I don’t even care who A is when he’s on the screen.
- Ren is insisting he sees Ian before the runaway together because of a staff infection, but Ren is just doing this because Spencer says so.
-Aria’s phone just explained to me that Ren spells his name “W-R-E-N”. Whoopsie!
- Why did Allison have any friends?!?!?!? She’s such a bitch! Even the memory of her is a wench. Hanna is trying to tell her she doesn’t need her anymore and she’s being so dumb. This fictional character really makes me angry.
- Oh god! Someone trashed the psychologists’ office and wrote on the wall “nosy bitches die”!! I’m not gonna lie…. I LOL’ed at that because that shit is funny.
- All the girls go with Spencer to follow WREN!! and Melissa because they are going to see Ian.
-These girls are the worst lurkers ever. They are just running in the woods, talking loudly, not being like ninjas at all. Melissa screams and they run into the barn and there is an actual dead Ian. IAN IS DEAD! I don’t really feel bad….. he shot himself and left a note that says he killed Allison.
- Clearly Black Hooded Figure did all this because Black Hooded Figure is a BAD ASS!!
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS SHOW?!?!? I would move out of this freakin’ town if I was these girls. Or I’d just commit myself to the insane asylum and just live my life there. At least black hooded figure can do shit to you while you are there.
Ahhh what’s happening next week?? More Caleb. The return of butt chin falcon boy!?!?
-R (ahhh just kidding… Rocco)
Pretty Little Liars: Do You Want Some Popcorn To Go With That?? (And Caleb Is In This For 1 Minute?? WTF?)
Posted March 22, 2011on:
*got a secret… can you keep it??*
I honestly do not remember what happened last week. I’m pretty sure Spencer is in some deep shit, Butt Chin still has a Butt Chin, and Caleb went back to the set of Breaking Dawn.
Right off the bat… I’m pissed this is the Spring finale. This sucks. WTF am I gonna do on Monday nights?? Act like an adult?? This is bullshit.
Okay… so the girls found the videos of themselves… I don’t really understand what this is all about. Someone has been video taping them and that’s obviously voyeurism and illegal. “A” may or may not be a pedophile.
The video shows Jenna basically sexually assaulting Butt Chin and the girls in their private moments. They think it’s the leprechaun Ian…. and I agree.
Spencer wants to ask not blind Jenna what she knows…. I think they should. And Hanna should probably slap her again. Just for good measure.
Ezra looks hilarious!! Absolutely hilarious in his little plaid and vest ensemble. Ezra quit teaching at the high school so now him and Aria can bang in peace and legality. How romantic.
That bitch Mona is not telling Hanna that Caleb loves her. I HATE HER!!!
NERD BOY LUCAS! (Is that his name??) He makes a return. He still looks like a sociopath.
Jenna is such a good fake blind walker. She uses that cane so well.
The girls go into the music room where Jenna is pretending to be blind….and they bring up the videos. Jenna knows exactly what they’re talking about. What a shady non blind bitch.
Alison found the video and played it for Jenna (the part with her seducing Butt Chin) and now Alison has dirt and can bribe Jenna. And then Alison tells Jenna “She’ll bury her” if she ever comes back to Rosewood. Why are 16 year olds threatening each other? So intense.
Did the girls blind Jenna?? I don’t remember. I mean, I’m not blaming them… I’d blind Jenna if I knew her too.
The girls buy a pre-paid phone and text Ian “we have Alison’s videos”. This will catch him apparently. And I guess it will… Ian responds with “what do you want?” <— GUILTY!
Hanna leaves her phone and Caleb calls and Mona picks up! UGH!! If she messes this up again, I’ll kill her!! Or shall I say… “I’ll bury her” HAHHA.
Ian called Jenna and told him he’s “taking care of it”. That means MURDER! Pretty sure that means murder.
Spencer and Butt Chin are now study buddies… I think they just wanna make out. Butt Chin just asked Spencer to sit by the window WHAT?!?! No boy in high school is that thoughtful and Nicholas Spark-ish. Not even the one’s with Butt Chins. This show is soooo realistic until the teenage love parts.
THAT COP IS WITH JENNA?!?!??! WHAT?!??!?! I CAN’T TAKE THIS SHOW!! I forgot the cops name… but he’s a hottie. Garrett I think?? We can just call him douchebag!
Aria can apparently undress Ezra with her eyes now that he doesn’t teach at the high school. And oh wow… his ex fiance just showed up at the faculty mixer at Aria’s house. WOW! Shit hit the fan!
Spencer and Butt Chin are legit in love. This is so intense. Intense high school love.
Aria is livid that the ex-fiance of Ezra teaches at the college he’ll teach at… oh and she just called him a liar. OUCH!
Hanna is still weeping on the stairs…and she is deleting Caleb from her phone. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I bet she memorized that number, just like she memorized the outline of his body and his charming smile. Or was that just me??
YAY!! Lucas is bringing Caleb to Hanna!! MY LIFE IS PERFECT!! (okay… that was like 2 seconds… he better be back in June)
OMG!! Spencer is in the car with her sister and they just got rammed. Like in a car accident. If that baby in her belly is dead…. this show is too much for my heart.
Oh of course “A” hit Spencer. “Buckle up bitches… things aren’t always what they seem”. <—- what a jerk!
The dirty ass cop who is doing not blind Jenna showed up to meet the girls. Oh great. All the evidence will be gone! This show makes me so angry!
The guy that showed up in the woods is not Ian.. it’s some boy I’ve never seen. Ian paid him obviously.
Ok Spencer will go into a creepy church alone… she will be killed obviously. Churches are freakin’ scary and the church in Rosewood is no exception. Ian is there and is being a psycho and creepy and acting like a murderer. And he figured out that Spencer sent the text. It’s called putting your phone on vibrate when you are doing detective work Spencer.
Spencer, like an idiot, runs up some stairs and of course Ian catches her and he is just throwing her all over the place. But they are pretty high up (in the bell tower)… Spencer may die. I’m freaking out.
IAN IS SUCH A MURDERER.
Spencer is hanging on to Ian for dear life and Black hood f**king Figure saves the day!! He throws Ian off, hangs him with some rope in the process, and saves Spencer. WTF?!?!
This town is really intense with these murders. You can’t just die a calm death.
Is Spencer going to get blamed for this?? Her sister may just kill her.
The cops came and Ian isn’t hanging there anymore. Black Hooded Figure is GOOOD. He must watch Law & Order/CSI.
They all get a text from “A”…. “it’s not over until I say it is… sleep tight while you still can bitches.”
I’ll miss you too Caleb. Stay hot. And girls…. stay alive.
Rock on Black Hooded Figure.
-Why are the girls getting interrogated?? This is bullshit!! The police in this town suck. They are bad at solving murders. They need the Law & Order crew in this place.
- Spencer probably killed her… and Spencer just lied to the po po. She is pretty and a liar. How ironic. I think Spencer had something to do with this. She is sweet… but she has it in her to kill someone. She sometimes looks full of murderous rage.
- Emily… why did you just spit out some Jesus gospel?? Christians don’t like lesbians. You are barking up the wrong tree.
- Garrett!! Hey there sexy cop. Who the hell are you?? Hey boy heeeeey! (I can’t find a picture of him… trust me. He’s adorable in a suit)
- I think he likes Emily. Oh now HE’S barking up the wrong tree.
- Oh they want to put Spencer is therapy because they think she is cray cray. Her parents just refuse to believe their other daughter may be married to a murderer. They need family counseling. That’s my professional PLL blogger opinion.
Spencer needs to run to Butt Chin right now and weep on his dented chin.
-Spencer is an awful crier and her sister is a BITCH!!
-Ian was in a Disney movie and played a leprechaun…I believe a murderous leprechaun.
- Blunt Bang Paige… she is now a lesbian. And Emily is pissed she doesn’t wear rainbow colors and cut her hair super short.
-Butt Chin got a hair cut. He looks less like a sociopath. And he’s staying in a hotel… Spencer is sad and loves him.
-Butt Chin just said he’d avenged Spencer’s innocence and kill Jenna….. how romantic. Okay he didn’t say the kill Jenna part.. but I’m sure he was saying that in his head.
-And what is that we hear??? A flute?? A flute being played by someone who is in fact NOT blind??? YES!
- That black bag says something… Spencer freaks out and is outside room #214. (Remember the braille??)
- SEXY CALEB!!! He looks great from filming Twilight all night. Always wakes up with perfectly ironed hair.
- Hanna’s mom is pissed because her ass fell in the toilet.
- Not Blind Bitch Jenna is hanging out with Ezra! Oh NOOOO! “A” just texted Aria and said that Jenna and Ezra are BFF.
- Jenna is writing a story about a blind girl and Ezra is helping her with it. Jenna needs to stop writing an autobiography of herself.
-Paige is leaving love letters in Emily’s locker…how cute.
- Spencer begs hottie mchottie cop to still investigate Ian. She is going to get her ass arrested. But Falcon will set her free!!
-Jenna is not blind and she looks like a 30-year-old troll. And she knows Aria is banging Ezra.
- Butt Chin and Spencer are in the hotel next door to room 214. Spencer is hopped up on caffeine. Or speed.. or the sweet love of Butt Chin. Who knows??
They bribed the maid with an Andrew Jackson to get into the room. That maid must be poor.
- Hanna and Caleb come home and makeout…
and Hanna’s mom is a BITCH and kicks Caleb out. His foster parents are going to kill him.
OMG! This is like Romeo & Juliet. I’m in love.
- Let me get this straight. The mom is mad at Hanna for letting a homeless boy sleep in the basement, but the mom can steal a shit ton of money?? That’s what’s happening right??? Glad we all see the hypocrisy.
- Emily meets Blunt Bang Paige in a bar. I’m sure it’s a lesbian bar. Actually… I’m positive it’s a lesbian bar.
-Paige’s hair is less structured and rigid. This is her loose lesbian look.
- Paige just made a balls joke about girls. She is a funny lesbian.
- Aria cooks Ezra dinner and he just won’t shut the F up about the Blind Bitch who isn’t really blind.
- Hanna and Caleb are camping. CAN THIS BE ANYMORE LIKE TWILIGHT?!?!?! I hope the bad vampires don’t come…
- He just called her Dora The Explorer. I want him to call me that.
-Hanna shares her fat camp story with Caleb! I LOOOOOVE THEM!! They need to get married STAT!
- And now he’s telling Hanna about his shitty family life.
I officially don’t care about who “A” is. “A” can kill whoever she wants… Hanna and Caleb need their own show.
I love these two. They need to have sex in the tent. That should happen.
- Paige is drinking and now singing karaoke. And Emily joins her. This episode is about love.
- Spencer and Butt Chin are playing Scrabble in the hotel room. They are counting up the score… this is their foreplay.
Annnd Butt Chin made fun of her outfit. I’ve never liked him more. He knows she dresses like an idiot.
- Butt Chin conveniently undresses in front of an open door. Spencer just spelled out sex pot with the Scrabble letters. I’m sure of that.
- Holy shit! Caleb and Hanna are actually gonna have sex whilst camping. I was totally joking. This is so romantic. I never went camping in high school.
- Oh no! Trouble in paradise with Aria and Ezra. I don’t care about them.
- Spencer and Butt Chin sneak into room #214 and find a CD player playing the flute and then a bag of ice that says “You’re getting cold- A”. She’s such a bitch.
- Paige can’t be seen with Emily??? I don’t get it. I don’t care about this storyline. (I obviously don’t care about many things in this show)
- Aria is going to tell Ezra everything…. let’s get back to Hanna and Caleb.
- Hanna’s mom is an idiot. I don’t like this woman. Why is she tearing them apart?? Is she team Edward??
- BUTT CHIN AND SPENCER KISS!! Really?? Does anyone care about this murder mystery??? I definitely don’t.
- Oh wait.. I don’t hate her Mom… she invited Caleb for dinner. But she’s still being rude. She’s going to let him stay. YAY!!! Not rude anymore.
(I swear I’m not bipolar… this show is so up and down with the emotions)
- I don’t really know what Aria told Ezra. I don’t understand this show at all. I don’t remember how or why Jenna is fake blind. Butt Chin did it with fire?? Who knows?? I just care about Hanna and Caleb.
- Caleb walks out and secretly calls someone and says “I can’t do this anymore.. it’s over”. WHAT?!?!?! WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!?! AGHHHH!!! I CAN’T STAND IT IF HE’S A BAD GUY!!! (I’m not really screaming. Just in my head I am)
- Spencer’s sister is crying because she had an abortion the summer Ian killed Alison.. I don’t understand what’s happening. So he didn’t have a proper alibi because he was busy aborting a baby. I don’t care… he is an idiot either way. Murderer or not.. I don’t care for him.
- The police are waiting for Spencer because they know she was seeing Ian that summer. Spencer’s sister will kill her. And though the police are right there… they will never figure it out because they are bad at solving investigations.
“Breaking News bitches.. Spencer Hastings a person of interest in my death-A”
Black Hooded figure is watching them (because he has video of them going to Spencer’s house) and eating popcorn. MOVIE NIGHT!
-R (I should have been signing off every recap with “R”… I’m sorry for missing that obvious joke)
I’m pretty sure a pre-requisite for being on Vampire Diaries is just to be the hottest thing on this planet. Even the extras are cute. Seriously… the janitor who got killed a few weeks ago was totally date-able.
Check out Tyler Lockwood, Elena’s Brother, Jeremy, and Matt (??) from Vampire Diaries in GQ.
(I don’t know their real names and they are just pretty faces to me. Seriously. Look at the tags below this… I couldn’t even be bothered to Google their real names.)
Be cuter. Please.
I’m still working on that really awesome, informative, super intelligent post. So, get off my back.
I forgot how many times I just randomly posted pictures of Ian Somerhalder, and the other hot guy (Paul Wesley) from Vampire Diaries, but it’s a lot.. and I appreciate you guys not minding.
It goes against everything I believe in… but for the 3 minutes it takes me to do this… I just pretend I’m someone else.
I was never a Vampire Diaries fan until recently. My roommate Cor Cor (Ryan Gosling enthusiast) watches the show, and I watched one episode of this most recent season (I think it was the 1st episode of the second season) and I kinda want to live in Mystic Falls.
To me, this is so much more believable than that “plot” Stephenie Meyer uses for Twilight. Mormons can’t be vampires and/or werewolves. It’s impossible.
Vampire Diaries is sans the Mormons, and it’s just a bunch of hot immortals running around, using big words and being cool. Seriously.. that’s the show. And I know that sounds lame and vapid… but it’s brilliant somehow. It’s like magic.
Me and Cor Cor sit in our kitchen, huddled over a laptop (that’s how we watch TV), and aggressively watch the new episodes. We scream and shout, we oohh and ahhhh, we laugh, we drool, we comment on how this can totally happen (okay.. I comment on how it could happen and Cor Cor talks me down back to earth calmly).
All I’m trying to say is this show is excellent and I don’t even know why.
Anyway… Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley are in it and here are some pictures of them being good-looking, because again… that’s all you have to do in Mystic Falls. Be good-looking and be a supernatural character. DONE!
I’m not even going to add captions to those photos and ruin the artwork. I would never be that rude.