Posts Tagged ‘Teen Vogue’
I always knew God had Bieber Fever.
I mean, how do you think Justin Bieber got 2 Teen Vogue covers? It’s the word of the Lord.
“Can you hear me God?”- JB
JB knows his purpose is to help people and it’s cool he was too stoned to go to church. Remember? God loves him the most.
“I think that’s part of the reason I’m here. Not just because I’m talented, but because God had a purpose for me to just help people. I’m spiritual … although I slept in [and missed] church yesterday. I haven’t been to church in so long, and I planned on going, and I slept in. I was upset. It’s all good. God forgives me.”
By the way, Justin’s monkey is still detained in Germany. He’s obviously leaving that little shit there, but God is totes cool with it dawg!
I guess that nervous breakdown he was in the midst of is on hiatus because J Biebs had time to interview and pose for Teen Vogue– TWICE.
He knows who he is and he is VERY MUCH in control.. okay!?
And apparently he thinks he’s Jay Z:
“I know who I am, and I’m very much in control. I don’t need to address every speculation. Remember when Cam’ron dissed Jay-Z? Jay-Z didn’t even respond. Why didn’t he respond? He didn’t need to respond because he’s Jay-Z.
Got it J Biebs… you don’t need to respond (even though you do and hilariously spit at and attack photographers– seriously, do not stop doing that–) because you pretty much are Jay Z.
Please go buy a Yankee.
I’m 25 . Could you just imagine if I was a 15 year old girl? One Direction would have sent me into a mental institution. I’m glad I’m an “adult” and have a semi-logical and rational reaction to One Direction about 77% of the time.
One Direction are on the cover of the December issue of Teen Vogue and there is a group shot (I presume) and solo covers. I NEED THEM ALL! Is this how people who collect Pokémon cards feel? It’s stressful!
Let’s see what we got:
Niall– he looks like a Sears catalog model, but when his braces are photoshopped out he wins. Those highlights just really frame his face.
Louis– he looks straight for one of the few times in his life. This is a win for me.
Liam– single-hood is really becoming on him…. and so is the hint of that face foliage. I also like his coyness in hiding his neck mole. Hot.
Zayn— this kid pouts and broods like a mofo. And he wears grandpa sweaters and pants like a mofo. It looks great on him, but it will look even better folded neatly on my bed. Wait, what?? I apologize, but I’m not deleting anything.
Harry– he is out of control cute. The hair, the eyes, the slight lip bite. LIKE COME ON DUDE! Girls will become women after looking at this.
Take Me Home comes out next Tuesday.
Just so you know… I call Emma Stone as my second BFF. Tay Tay is still the 1st and plus, I think Taylor Swift and Emma are friends so our little group can hang out as a threesome anytime.
Anyway, Emma Stone doesn’t want anyone to be passionate about murder… just Comic-Con. But as her imaginary BFF, I’m here to tell her that people who are passionate about comic books are usually nerds and nerds are 87%* more likely to commit murder. (*made up statistic).
“It’s my favorite place; I’m dead serious. Don’t you find people who are passionate about something—it doesn’t matter what it is, unless it’s like, murder—kind of amazing?”
And she thinks Andrew Garfield is as wonderful as I think he is. Look! We are already bonding over boys!
“[He] is one of the most giving actors I’ve ever worked with. If I needed to get to a place of love or sadness in a scene, he’d leave messages on my phone to replay, or slip in lines off camera for a different reaction than what was scripted. He gave me so much to react to.”
If I find out he’s slipping her something else off camera, we might have our first BFF fight.
Seriously. She literally said those words to Teen Vogue.
I’m assuming that’s a 10 year olds version of f**k you. That’s my only guess.
“When I first put ['Whip My Hair'] out, everyone was like, ‘Willow, Willow, I love your song!’ And I was like, ‘Really?’ Whipping your hair means not being afraid to be yourself. If people don’t like you, then bunck them, you know?”
After watching that I’m not so convinced she’s 10.
I think that may just be Jada Pinkett Smith trying to revive her career.
No 10-year-old talks like that.