Posts Tagged ‘The Amazing Spiderman’
I Want To Run My Hands Through Andrew Garfield’s Hair And He’s Going To Be In A Martin Scorsese Movie
Posted May 8, 2013on:
Andrew Garfield is going to be in Martin Scorsese’s new movie, Silence, which is about priests so that’s just going to f**k up my fantasies about Andrew Garfield. So, thanks for that Marty.
And now on to Andrew Garfield’s hair. His hair is going to look so shiny and touchable in priest swag.
OH god– the fantasies are already messing with me!
I will never forget the image of Andrew Garfield in his spandex wrapping his legs around the bad guy in a totally sexy way. Immediately after seeing that, I totally ran around the lower east side committing crimes hoping that Andrew Garfield would still be in costume and we could wrestle.
NOW MY DREAM ARE ALIVE AGAIN! Spiderman is back, as fit as ever, and fighting crime in the sexiest way ever— man on man.
There is really no point to this post.
I just wanted to use the word “boss” in the headline because it makes me feel cool, and I want to post pictures of Andrew Garfield because he’s pretty.
Not really sure what’s going on with this photo, but anytime Andrew Garfield’s tongue is outside of his mouth I’m into it.
He may be coughing with his mouth open like my dementia-ridden Grandpa-pa or he may have just thrown up, but either way he’s wearing plaid, so sign me up for some loving.
I really need to find him while he’s meandering around NYC.
I just want you all to be prepared that I will be posting pictures of Andrew Garfield in his spandex spidey costume until May 2014 because that’s when the sequel to The Amazing Spiderman is released. It’s going to be a looooong year.
(And yes these photos have a better view of everything)
I honestly can not wait until they start filming those homoerotic action sequences.
REUNITED AND IT FEEEEEELS SO GOOOOOD!
That’s what Andrew Garfield’s ass is singing because his bum is currently in direct contact with those tight blue and red spandex ball huggers.
And I’m saying that in the classiest way I can.
It’s like Christmas morning.
I can’t wait to continue to send anonymous and non-creepy (I promise) love letters to my Garfield boo!
It all makes sense. This is obviously the ONLY reason why Andrew Garfield and I aren’t head over heels in love and having a sordid love affair. THE ONLY REASON.
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were lunching and some paparazzi were taking photographs of them, and instead of posing in hope of getting the cover of US Weekly (like I would have) they made a sign and promoted charities.
This makes me feel like shit.
We just found out that there are paparazzi outside the restaurant we were eating in so… why not take this -> opportunity to bring attention to organizations that need and deserve it? www.wwo.org and www.gildasclubnyc.org. Have A Great Day!
That’s what their sign says. I mean, why can’t they be normal and lash out Alec Baldwin style on the paparazzi and throw some punches.
I really need to check myself and ruin their relationship and then do some charity work with Andrew Garfield. Hopefully it will be something along the lines clothing children—- with Andrew Garfield’s clothes right off his back.
Posted August 6, 2012on:
Truth is, this is the least newsworthy thing I’ll tell you all day, but we gotta go with it because it’s Monday and Andrew Garfield is important to all of us.
Andy Garfield was in some country that I can’t remember the name of and he was sporting some facial fur that looked great. Great enough to be made into an entire post.
Some crazy ass man took that Bane character a little too seriously and decided to shoot people watching a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises in Colorado.
A young guy (whose name I’m not even going to bother to google) dressed in similar garb to the Bane character opened fire and killed at least 12 people and injured way more.
The crazy man was apprehended by police, not Batman.
Sometimes the world just sucks. My thoughts go out to the people of Colorado and the families of the victims.
And now that I ruined everyone’s day by reporting this news on The Revolution I’m going to post a picture of Batman, because I really don’t know what else to do.
I was going to try and see The Dark Knight Rises this weekend, but maybe I should just re-watch The Amazing Spiderman— chances of a giant lizard attacking the theater is very slim.
Okay. This might be the one thing that tears Prince Harry and I too pieces. I love Spiderman with all my heart and I think Batman is kind of a douche. THERE! I SAID IT!
Spiderman is way cooler and smarter and ore badass than Batman. Batman can’t fly around the city, fight lizards, be smart and love science, date girls and he definitely can’t shoot white stuff out of his wrists. And he probably can’t shoot it out of anywhere else because I hear that suit that he wear is binding and not good for his crotch.
Also, Batman doesn’t jump on the bad guys and yell CROTCH!
Don’t even tell me that didn’t happen in the movie— it did!
Anyway, what is the point of this? Oh riiiiiight. Prince Harry is trying to get my attention by going to The Dark Knight Rises premiere… and it worked.
Prince Hot Ginge isn’t smiling in any of these pictures so let’s assume he thought the movie sucks and rather watch Spiderman.