Posts Tagged ‘The Hangover’
Posted November 16, 2012on:
I don’t know what’s going on in Hollywood, but they are just remixing good movies into hot messes.
21 & Over is pretty much The Hangover with college students— I mean, they even have an Asian named Jeff Chang who they call Jeff Chan the entire movie.
I mean, I’ll obviously watch this when it’s on Showtime.
Posted September 12, 2012on:
WHAT!? WHAT? What is going on? And Why am I still attracted to him? *cries* Is something wrong with me??
*cries harder* Who is that? And why is she touching him?
Bradley Cooper is in LA filming The Hangover III . I don’t know why his character Phil has a ponytail (and I obviously don’t care), and I certainly have no idea why that hussy has her hands all over my B Coop while he’s wearing track pants and slippers.
Have some self-respect, woman!
Read: I have nothing else to write about today, so this makes news.
Lee D. is super into Phil Collins and thanks to twitter… we now have that confirmed three times:
All I think of when I think of Phil Collins and Tarzan is that elementary school choir nightmare of a song “You’ll Be In My Heart” which I’m obviously going to post and make you watch:
Baby Tarzan has a receeding hair line and grown man Tarzan has a jaw line that could cut jungle vines.
I can’t help but envision Lee D doing absolutely nothing but listening to the Tarzan soundtrack which is a little disconcerning to be honest with you.
And just to end this on a high note:
Ahhh B Coop.
I’m not a huge drinker and that’s because 1) the taste of alcohol is gross 2) I’m known to dance and laugh at everything I say when sipping on Satan’s sauce and 3) The feeling the next morning makes me wish I buried myself alive the night before in a drunken stupor.
Well, now… throw some extra fruit in that sangria to cut the taste of rubbing alcohol, so I can start dancing and laughing because the FDA just approved a hangover pill.
It’s called Blowfish, and it’s over the counter, and you take it like alka-seltzer in the morning when you wake up. It’s supposed to provide relief in 15 minutes.
See you all in rehab. Or the drunk tank, whichever happens first.
I know I already said that Andrew Garfield was a hot piece of man meat and then said I wanted to make out with Robert Pattinson’s jaw line, but that was all before I realized The Coop graced Comic Con with his blue eyes and precious face. Plus, Robert Pattinson looks like a Nazi youth that backed out last-minute when he realized it all involved a creepy, racist-looking haircut.
Anyway, Bradley Cooper was at Comic Con 2011 and I have no idea why. As far as I know he’s not playing a superhero in anything (unless you count Satan as one, and if that’s the case you should call the police on yourself), and that’s what I thought Comic Con was all about; a massive nerd and fan girl convention.
I don’t even have to do anything else for the rest of the day because that is enough for the Revolution, that’s how powerful The Coop is.
**edit** I forgot to thank Minwa161 for these pictures!! Thanks!
If these three guys don’t sing this song the last night on tour… I’m fake fighting with all of them.
1) Suspenders man is attractive and reminds me of a 1924 version of The Skibster, so clearly I want to stalk him now.
2) Corey “Pea Man” Crowder looks NOTHING like Ron Weasley. And he’s the tallest man I’ve ever seen.
3) Lee D is the most stylish man EVER. He even beats the ball hugging suspenders wearing man. Impressive Lee Bear, I retract every fashion comment I ever made about you.
Okay… this was just a ploy to look at The Coop one more time and to self promote myself. Click HERE to read my recap.
I had to revamp this series for the very specific reason and that is whatever The Coop has on his head.
I don’t think it’s alive, but I’m not too sure.
Is my sanity questionable if I say I still want to make out with him even with the dred locks???
What I find even more disturbing is I’m currently planning how I could house a baby cub tiger, who will turn into a full blown tiger, in my tiny apartment along with Bradley Cooper.
I think the 3 of us could co-exist very well together.
Hey guess what?? He’s still super charming and breath-taking and I can get this all from 2 pictures.
Shocking, I know.
I’m into it. Especially his little v neck sweater ensemble.
But that’s obvious.
I just did this into the mirror:
Minwa161 and LadyMcTech put me up to this fake competition between all things that are holy to me. (I’m just thankful Oprah isn’t involved) I will be sending those two my hospital bills when I finally have a thrombosis and life long high blood pressure over Cooper’s enchanting eyes, Lee D’s captivating locks, and the shoes on both their feet! *sob*
But seriously… competition time!!!
1) The Coopster. Sexiest man alive? Most likely. Great actor?? Let’s just say so for these purposes. Eyes that could kill a small horse, but then revive it with one simple wink?? YES!
SEE HIS FEET!?!?!? Converse!! Chucks! I can’t think of another nickname for them… but he has them on his feet.
You know who else wears those sneakers with such passion and ferocity??
2) LEE BEAR!
And for some reason I have a close up of his feet in this post HERE (seriously read that… I’m out of my mind) because I’m a complete weirdo and I apologize to Lee D’s feet, the right one… not the left one.
Who’s the winner???
1) They both have awesome hair. Look at the way Coop’s hair gracefully falls on his forehead. And look at Lee D’s…. perfectly coiffed into an upright position like a soldier.
2) Stylish outfits. Coop can’t go wrong with a nautical striped shirt and leather jacket and Lee D can never EVER go wrong with that perfection of a piped blazer.
3) Now the shoes: Lee D go get your shoes shined. I can see my future with Bradley Cooper in his shoes because they are so shiny, and all I can see is the filth from Nigel Lythgoe’s gingivitis on yours. (I don’t even know what that means by the way)
AGHHH! WHO WINS!!?? Dirty versus clean; is that what it has to come down to???
I thought that was fitting to break the tension….. did it???
I just can’t do it. You guys decide.
My only solution is that Lee D and The Coop live together for 7 or more years and then common law marriage will take over and they can share their sneakers and the adorable Korean baby they will inevitably adopt.
I’m available to babysit and then have an affair with The Coop and play scrabble with Lee D.
PS I wonder if Lee D saw The Hangover II and I wonder if he liked it?? Things like this keep me up at night.
He is so captivating. I don’t know anyone this captivating in my real life and I apologize to every one I know. I’m sorry that you suck and you aren’t as enchanting as The Coop.
You totally watched all of that didn’t you?? Me too… don’t worry! Just don’t get fired… unless you have a back up plan. Like The Coop being your sugar daddy. Then tell your boss to f**k off and watch this for another 14 minutes.
PS I’m a moron and forgot to thankMinwa161 for this video. She is clearly my Cooper Guru!