Posts Tagged ‘The Lorax’
See what I did there?? It’s Friday and I can take liberty with my words and soon to be award-winning series. All true stories.
Zac Efron is still on his Lorax press tours, and he’s still looking good, so I’m gonna keep posting out of context pictures of him. If he looks this good for The Lorax, can you imagine what he’ll look like for The Lucky One. He’ll probably do it shirtless. And he’ll definitely make it rain with condoms.
Okay. Let’s get to the PG stuff….
Okay..one more ridiculous one for the road….
-Rocco
Zac Efron Looks Like This Now….
Posted on: March 8, 2012
Fun fact: As I was giving Zefron his own category (I think his face and new haircut have earned it) I realized… Zacy pretty much originated the “….Looks Like This Now” series. He’s even more of a superstar now thanks to The Revolution; it’s like he’s an entrepreneur.
-Rocco
- In: Zac Efron
- 6 Comments
It’s because The Zefron reads Men’s Health and someone from True Blood or David Beckham is always on that magazine cover!
By the way, this is just a fancy “…Looks Like This Now” post; don’t get too excited for a wordy, made up Zac Efron tale. It’s Monday.
I swear on Oprah’s mass control of the human race, that I had no idea David Beckham was ACTUALLY on the cover of that Men’s Health Magazine. But… it just proves that I’m kinda a genius.
I think Efron needs his own category if he’s gonna keep getting hotter and dropping contraception in the face of children. I’ll get on that later.
-Rocco
Zac Efron left his condoms at home and read The Lorax to some kids. I don’t really know why he did this, because now that a movie version exists, kids can just watch the movie and never learn to read.
Hollywood just keeps turning every book into a movie, and it’s great because now we don’t have to pressure our children with reading skills and comprehension. It’s perfect.
Anyway, Zac Efron is wearing the Lorax porn ‘stache and I still want to make out with him, so yup…. all is well in the world.
My GOD! Danny DeVito is the shortest man alive. He’s practically as wide as he is short. I LOVE IT! He actually looks like the Lorax.
Ohh Matt Lauer… you little minx!
Zac Efron sat down with Matt Lauer and of course he brought up Condom-Gate, and made an awful pun about staying safe during sex and a production company.
Hah! Get it?? Production company?? Production company like producing babies?? HAH!
No, Matt Lauer. We don’t get it because it’s not funny. No one equates contraceptives to production companies in Hollywood, moron.
Even Zac Efron, who’s getting paid to sit there and laugh at his jokes, is only laughing because it’s stopping him from telling Matt Lauer to shut up.
Wow. I don’t know why I have such visceral reaction to Matt Lauer this morning. It must be because I had to google how to spell his last name, when all I really wanted to do was watch Zac Efron’s pretty face.
Damn, Lauer.
-Rocco
What The Hell Are The Oscars? The Spirit Awards Happened: Zac Efron Edition
Posted on: February 26, 2012
Zac Efron Didn’t drop any condoms on this red carpet! BOO YAH!!
In fact, he looks like the Prime Minister of Sexville in his three piece suit.
Wonderful. Nice suit. Why was he there??
-Rocco
At Least We Know Zac Efron Doesn’t Have Any Illegitimate Children Running Around
Posted on: February 24, 2012
Or STD’s. He’s suddenly way hotter now that we know he’s walking around with the male version of baby prevention in his pocket.
At The Lorax premiere Zac Efron apparently dropped a condom on the red carpet and everyone is losing their goddamn minds.
I really appreciate people who take the time to put that moment together with a musical score provided by LMFAO and some slow motion effect. Thank you.
Anyway, everyone is talking about this so I felt peer pressured by the blog world to talk about it. WHO CARES?!?! It’s a condom. He’s clearly not a Republican who believes in abstinence (hello, all those High School Musical kids were having orgies), and plus, he’s wearing Fonzie jacket; he’s sleeping with someone.
The Lorax will probably be the #1 movie this weekend.
-Rocco
- In: Taylor Swift | Zac Efron
- 2 Comments
I always (and by that I mean since yesterday afternoon) imagined the three of us could be BFF 4 LIFE!, but Zac Efron is now taking Tay Tay away.
I guess I need to return my Mac ‘n’ Dos Queso BFF necklaces. <— I was going to make Zac the macaroni piece and me and Tay Tay were going to be the two kinds of cheese. THANKS A LOT, EFRON!!
Below Tay Tay and Zac discuss what they did for Valentine’s Day, and Efron continues to bask in his new sexiness, and Taylor Swift continues making us all want to be her best friend.
Okay.. this clip made Taylor Swift look a little bit pathetic, but it’s just because Zac Efron’s facial hair let us all know that he’s a man now. Plus, he’s in a leather jacket, so we can’t be responsible for our feelings.
I’m still taking back the necklace Efron… me and Tay will have our own.
-Rocco
- In: Movies | Taylor Swift | Zac Efron
- 5 Comments
I’m not a huge Dr. Seuss fan, but I feel obligated to spend money and go see The Lorax. Not only is my best friend, Taylor Swift, in the movie, but also Zac Efron, and I’m trying to jump on the Efron Express.
Adorbs.
Efron has some great hair… I even think he highlighted it.
Very nice.
-Rocco
I decided I’m just gonna try to make my wardrobe identical to Taylor Swift. I think it will work out fine for me and my social life.
Who doesn’t like polka dots!?
And to make this post a little more journalistic, while promoting her movie, The Lorax, Tay Tay let us know she doesn’t have a “type” and she’s good at being single:
“I’m actually really good at being single,” she added. “As much as I love to complain about it, I’m actually very independent and I’m fine. I’m really good by myself.”
As for the type of guy she goes for,Taylor replied, “I’m random. There’s no way to predict a pattern. That’s what my friends tell me … so, that’s also kind of good. [It] sets the bar low for the future.”
Hahhahah love it.
-Rocco
