Posts Tagged ‘The Vampire Diaries’
I won’t lie, I used to watch The Vampire Diaries, but then I couldn’t remember what was worse: the acting, the outlandish plot lines or the fact that there is always a goddamn school dance where tragedy occurs? I had to stop watching.
Anyway, Nina Dobrev (used to be on Degrassi!) and Ian Somerhalder (was on Lost and based on the 7 episodes I’ve seen of the first season I’m convinced he was sleeping with his sister) were dating but now they broke up.
The real hot one on the show, Paul “eyebros” Wesley could care less. (he has such good eyebrows I like to call them “eyebros” don’t try to steal that– it’s copyrighted)
Do you think they fight over who is prettiest? I do.
The Vampire Diaries costars, who play Elena Gilbert and Damon Salvatore on the CW hit series, have called it quits after more than three years of dating, a source tells Us Weekly exclusively.
The couple, who first took their romance public in 2011, are “consummate professionals,” the insider says, and “will continue to work together and remain best friends, which is where the relationship started.”
So that happened and now Nina is hanging out with BFF and newly single Julianne Hough, so clearly Ian and Ryan are in love.
Hey, Ryan Heeeeeeey!
-Rocco
So, Paul Wesley Is Really Handsome
Posted on: May 17, 2012
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I’m a fan of The Vampire Diaries. I’m not gonna lie; the CW produces some good shit.
And one of the best parts of the VD (the show, not the STD) is Paul Wesley and his face. I know everyone is into Ian Somerhalder, but Ian looks like a wax figure 87% of the time. Paul Wesley, on the other hand, looks like a Greek God 99% of the time.
See how math proves everything I say is right?
I have no idea what Mr. Porter is but that’s why Paul Wesley is modeling and looking so hot. We should all thank this Mr. Porter.
RIGHT??
Wow.
-Rocco
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I desperately want to be attracted to Ian Somerhalder, but then I just realize he kind of has a weird face and unless he’s being all modern vampire-y with his snarky comments, he’s dressing like it’s the 1800′s.
Why is he wearing that hat? I know this isn’t for The Vampire Diaries, so this must be his Coachella phase.
Anyway, that’s all I got.
-Rocco
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So, this is what he does while The Vampire Diaries is on hiatus.
Ian Somerhalder makes a cameo (and by that I mean the whole damn video) in Russian pop star Dima Bilan’s “Blind Love” music video.
I’m not going to watch the whole thing because I feel like the US Government might assume I’m a Russian spy. Can that happen?? I can’t afford bail right now, so on the safe side… you watch it and tell me how it is.
It’s like Russia and James Bond tuxedos go hand in hand.
-Rocco
I Guess Lady Gaga Isn’t So Into Her “Art” Anymore… She’s Banging Some Guy From Vampire Diaries
Posted on: September 8, 2011
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Remember when a few short weeks ago Lady Gaga was going on and on about her “solitude” and her “passion for her art” is all the love she needs??
Well, it turns out Lady Gaga needs some man lovin’ because she’s probably sleeping with Taylor Kinney from The Vampire Diaries. Now, this dude normally is like a werewolf or something on The Vampire Diaries (because vampires and werewolves always have to be involved), but he was also a the mermaid loving man in Lady Gaga’s “You And I” music video.
I guess Jo Calderone wasn’t having any of the Ga, so she had to turn to the werewolf man.
And indeed the handsome twosome were getting steamy when they popped into beachside bar, The Sneak Joint in Mission Viejo, California on Sunday September 4 for a few shots of Johnny Walker.
“I couldn’t tell it was her at first,” a Sneak Joint patron tells RadarOnline. “It just looked like some hot couple making out, but then I realized it was Lady Gaga! Everyone went nuts! She was so sweet too — she even signed some autographs.”
Then, on Monday September 5 Gaga and Taylor were spotted walking hand in hand on Mission Viejo’s main drag, Mission Boulevard.
“Her hair was a little messy. It definitely seemed like a ‘morning after’ situation,” our eyewitness says. “They are obviously totally into each other!”
And on Tuesday September 6 they were spotted yet again — this time on the beach!
If this is in fact true, I promise to listen to Lady Gaga music all day if I could just hear a minute of what these two could possibly be talking about.
Do you think she’s a Vampire Diaries fan?? I hope so. It makes me like her a little bit more. But then I see this picture of her looking like a chupacabera and it just makes me think he’s doing some werewolf research or something.
-Rocco
Ask me who the most beautiful cast on television is! ASK ME!!
It’s The Vampire Diaries.
Seriously. Even the extras are little sexpots.
Here are Ian Somerhalder, Nina Dobrev and the other sexy vampire guy whose name I think is Paul Wesley (I didn’t even google that so be proud/ashamed that I just know facts like that) at the Teen Choice Awards looking gorgeous.
Paul Wesley actually looks like a sexy vampire. That’s how I imagined them to look even before I knew vampires could possibly be walking amongst us. True story.
I never been more excited for a show to premiere.
-Rocco
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I haven’t even watched this and I’m already laughing because one, this is actually worth writing about (shows you the lack of material today) and two, he’s way more serious than Stephen Colbert.
I wonder if he wrote this speech himself?? The cynic in me says no because he’s too busy remembering lines from one of the greatest shows EVER, The Vampire Diaries.
I hope those turtles are okay.
At least he looked good in a suit….
Mission accomplished. Those turtles will be okay.
-Rocco
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You all know by now that I like The Vampire Diaries, and when I watch it I convince myself I’m living amongst the supernatural. I kinda want to date a vampire and/or werewolf now too.
Rocco: Boyfriend…. tell me a secret about you.
Boyfriend: Oh God… what are you talking about??
Rocco: Just tell me.
Boyfriend: Ummmm?? I actually hate the Yankees??
Rocco: First off… shut your mouth. Second… I was thinking more like you’re a vampire??
Boyfriend: Stop watching that show. Please.
Rocco: Werewolf maybe??
Boyfriend: Please. Stop.
*silence*
Rocco: Do you really hate the Yankees??
Anyway… Michael Trevino (glad I know his birth name) or as I like to call him, the hot werewolf guy from Vampire Diaries, is on the cover of Bello Magazine. I’ve never heard of this magazine… but he looks cute so I’m going to post it. Deal with that.
“I’m not really sure but I’ve been told before that I have this ‘look’.
“I don’t know if it’s a stare or if it’s something I do with my eyes when I’m really focused in on someone or something. Apparently it comes out every now and then.”
1) He’s just rambling. I have no idea what he’s talking about… I can’t even deduce what question he’s answering because I’m pretty sure he’s just throwing together verbs, nouns and pronouns.
2) I read that he’s dating the Asian chick from Glee. That annoys me because she is my least favorite Glee person. And that’s the only reason I have to complain about that relationship, because she’s plays a pretty good crazy, Asian, goth on that show. If I ever think of that stereotype… I pictured her.
He’s pretty cute huh??
-Rocco
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Remember how I always say that I love mindless television?? Wanna know another show I just can’t get enough of?? Vampire Diaries.
This show is so intense and after I watch 60 minutes of it… I’m fully convinced that I’m living amongst vampires, werewolves and witches. It could happen.
And this little hottie tottie, Ian Somerhalder, is one of the reasons I believe this. I’ll pretty much believe anything he says.
From just looking at these pictures you believe everything I just said.
He’s so powerful.
-Rocco
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I’m pretty sure a pre-requisite for being on Vampire Diaries is just to be the hottest thing on this planet. Even the extras are cute. Seriously… the janitor who got killed a few weeks ago was totally date-able.
Check out Tyler Lockwood, Elena’s Brother, Jeremy, and Matt (??) from Vampire Diaries in GQ.
(I don’t know their real names and they are just pretty faces to me. Seriously. Look at the tags below this… I couldn’t even be bothered to Google their real names.)
Be cuter. Please.
I’m still working on that really awesome, informative, super intelligent post. So, get off my back.
-Rocco
