Posts Tagged ‘This Loud Morning’
What the hell, D Man?? Me and D Man just got in our first official, fake hat.
ljrTR was kind enough to send me a video and it consists of D Man being in NYC last Friday night and performing with my new boyfriend, Ryan Star, and Steve Van Zandt, who is not my new boyfriend.
I believe this is the second time this happened, and that annoys me because this is twice I missed the bromance bubbling in NYC/them being available for me to stalk.
*big fat edit* I looked at the date on this… this happened weeks ago. Never mind. I think I already posted this video too, so I should pay closer attention before I scream via blog at D Man.
I apologize D Man. But seriously Ryan Star.. why aren’t you in my life more??
That man in the middle if officiating their bromance. I’m sure of it.
Kids get everything!!
Every one has sent me a so much David Cook goodness the past few days and I just straight up ignored it. I apologize for that. I think it was his birthday at one point (taking the shine from Jesus and Anoop Desai) and then he was quietly raising money for multiple charities. He’s a good guy.
Oh and he’s also singing an acoustic version of “Fade Into Me” for some sick children. Read: he’s healing them.
He’s teaching the kiddies about love. True love.
Side story: I felt like such a bad ass when I was 10 and singing along to this song. I don’t think I even said the word “bitch”, but saying it in my head was scandalous enough.
You know who’s a real bad ass…. David Cook. He recently covered Meredith Brook’s song “Bitch” because… well, I don’t really know why. But it doesn’t matter… it was good.
I’m really glad he didn’t change any of the pronouns. He’s secure in his masculinity.
PS Thank you to cjester27 and ljrTR for the video!
Remember when I falsely accused David Cook of bringing a fake nephew on stage?? I think people got mad at me because I called D Man a liar. I now admit they share DNA and David Cook is a fan of nepotism. <— not an accusation… a truth!
But now I have to say… IN YO FACE!! D Man truly brought some random kid onstage, gave him a guitar, and made him stand there awkwardly for 3 minutes. And by “awkwardly” I mean, not at all awkward because this kid is a ham once he gets a taste of the audience admiration.
My absolute favorite part is when the kid lets his 15 minutes of fame go to his head and high fives all the D Man groupies. And of course D Man is laughing at him in the back. This is quite the moment for everyone.
I really hope that little rock star doesn’t get accused of impregnating anyone back stage, because I mean, just as J Biebs… these things happen to mini rock stars.
PS Thank you to everyone who sent this video in. Sorry it took so long to get to.
That’s what he was going for, right??? Because I felt like I was in college “studying” with some boy who decided to serenade me with a pop song. It was brilliant. And again, that swoop just brought it home.
I don’t know if I like the song more like this, or if it’s the addition of the denim shirt. I honestly can’t tell.
I do have one question though: did everyone actually hear him?? Because I have a feeling some chick and her boyfriend that she dragged to this show thought he was miming a song.
PS Thank you Lainey02 for the video
Oh God. Even D Man is more into Halloween than I. I should be ashamed.
“Fade Into Me” with a full face of Zombie is kind of romantic… in that creepy, stalker, “Twilight” way, which I assume you are all okay with.
He’s kind of attractive as the undead. I’m not gonna lie… I’d make out with his zombie face if I have a few Pina Ghoul-adas! (HAH GET IT?? I stole that from Martha Stewart!)
I’m glad zombies can still grow beards.
PS Thank you LizJaneBucket for the zombie D Man video. I appreciate your enthusiasm for D Man and Halloween.
Thank god he’s singing “Fade Into Me” like the king of pop/rock songs, because that swoop bang is very distracting to me. He looks like Zac Efron… if Zac Efron lived in the middle America and stopped working for a few years and taught a middle school gym class instead.
But I guess I should appreciate that swoop bang because the dude sitting next to him with the washboard percussion instrument needs some conditioner.
Anyway, “Fade Into Me” done acoustically may be better than the original if that’s even possible.
I hope D Man and his hair stylist fade into one another and melt into a salon. Trim that hair!! But with that being said… this song is still so perfect.
PS Thanks to everyone who sent me this video! Your edible fruit arrangement should ve arriving any day now.
I hope the David Cook fans survived the ovary explosion that most definitely occurred when he brought a small child on stage, because if not… I’m just talking to myself.
No less than 5 people (okay I guess that’s not a lot, but it sounded like a lot when my phone was going off at random times through the night) sent me pictures, videos, recollections, etc of D Man bringing Marshall (cutest name for a baby ever) on stage.
Very cute. I get it.. I get it. But how do we know that’s really his nephew?? He could have paid that child actor just to impress the ladies that night. And it worked.
So very adorable, but you know what’s even more adorable than David Cook possibly paying a child actor to play his nephew… The Skibster fist bumping him.
BAM! I made that screen shot first try. *bows* FIST BUMP ME SKIBBY!!!
PS Where are these “Fade Into Me” videos?
Can I say that in the title of a blog post?? I’ll have D Man pay off the American Family Association if they get pissed because we now know how D Man makes some extra cash; stripping!
“Fade Into Me” is my favorite song of all time that has come out of D Man’s mouth and him singing it with a wardrobe malfunction up the leg makes it even better.
Thank you to this person for recording this, but don’t be shy of The Skibster. He might have ripped his shirt and we would have no idea.
Anyway, I fully intend to post this song every time he sings it live, so just a warning.
I don’t know what kind of sick acrobatics D Man does at his shows, but apparently things got freaky and his pants ripped. I was hoping it’d be a fight between D Man and The Skibster and somehow the clothes came off, but *spoiler alert* that didn’t happen.
I woke up this morning to images and videos of the incident, and my first thought was “please god’s of fashion… let it be those freakin’ snap pants that ripped and are beyond repair!”
And then I thought of Tim Gunn saying “make it work” to D Man… and that’s what he did.
I don’t think the snap pants were the casualty of last night’s show (I’ll have to destroy those myself), but the pants look pretty ridiculous, so I’ll accept their death.
(I can’t understand a word that he says in this video)
I’m super impressed with the MacGyver skills and the usage of duct tape to rectify the wardrobe malfunction, which by the way just shows gender issues in society. A nip slip happens and it’s World War III… but a possible sighting of a man’s thigh and/or ball, and the night goes on as if nothing happened.
Anyway, you know who’s not impressed with the duct tape?? Tim Gunn.
PS I’m sorry. I got obsessed with the idea of Tim Gunn being involved in this pant rippage.