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I’ve never felt the need to laugh in one of my titles, but this deserves a good, hardy laugh.
Chris Hansen, the host of To Catch A Predator was caught, on camera, cheating.
You can’t make up this stuff!!
That tool above told some woman, who’s not his wife, to take a seat in the bedroom so he can have extra marital affairs with her. Where were the Dateline cameras now?? Thankfully, some other cameras were there because he does know he works on an undercover show, right??
Hansen and Caddell were introduced in the VIP area of a West Palm Beach club and “there was an immediate physical attraction between them,” a source told theEnquirer.
“Chris and Kristyn got on so well that she ended up going back to his room at The Colony Hotel in Palm Beach–and later boasted to pals about staying the night with him,” the source says.
Tipped off about the alleged affair, the Enquirer set up a sting operation to prove that Hansen was maintaining a relationship with the young, blonde reporter. Last weekend, the tabloid recorded the two having a romantic dinner before spending the night together at Caddell’s apartment.
Granted the National Enquirer is behind this and they aren’t necessarily the most trusted magazine, I choose to believe this because it’d be so funny if it’s true. And no, not funny for his poor wife, but funny because it’s Chris Hansen. The same Chris Hansen who catches people doing deplorable things on camera and has just been caught doing something deplorable on camera. You do find this funny, right??
The only way this could be funnier is if the mistress was underage. My comedy meter would have blasted through my roof and I would have died from the irony of it all.
Well, I’m sure this story will develop.
-Rocco
I couldn’t even decide on the proper joke with this one… To Catch A Predator is overused and joking about a baby and STD’s is not cool and not really funny.
I’m just going to say that this Mother may or may not be a bad one. Take that for what it is.
I just hope he showed that baby a good time with some GTL…. that toddler is looking a little pale.
If anything, we can definitely say that baby is fresh to death right now.
CABS ARE HERE!!
-Rocco
Mr. STD From American Idol Is Already Out Of Control On Social Networking
Posted on: February 26, 2011
Apparently, this season of Idol contestants can use their twitter accounts to beg people to vote for them. Which I love. I’m going to hold weekly contests and whoever sends out the most ridiculous tweets groveling for my vote will get it.
Nigel Lythgoe has turned this season into a dog and pony show.
So far, all Jovany Barreto (I’ve totally have been calling him Jeovany… don’t even know his name, he’s just an STD with a face to me) has been doing is ruining my life via Twitter.
heeey tweet this dawg!
He’s like The Situation from Jersey Shore except he sings. (I honestly don’t even know if he can do that well)
First tweet that makes me want to punch him:
He’s hitting on anything in a dress… and a poor, Idol alum is the target.
Ugh. This picture just gives me To Catch A Predator chills. I know she’s like 20 or something.. but he is just so that guy that would totally roofie your drink at a party.
Second tweet makes me want to hit him:
He is friends with my farmer in a dell… Paul McDonald. I think these two are bro-ing it out, and that bothers me. And not saying that I wouldn’t want to make out with Pauly M…. but I’d rather not be roofied before I do it.
He even wears his scarf like a douche. I want to strangle him with it.
The fact that he is known as “ladies maestro” is just too much for my gag reflex.
I can not wait for Tuesday to see with this fool sings… it’s probably something that every girl will drop their pants for (and vote of course) and I’ll want to kick him in the groin.
-Rocco
J Bieb Fans Need To Relax
Posted on: January 3, 2011
Okay so we all know my little angel muffin, J Biebs, is dating Selena Gomez. I’m not going to post the pictures because that’s not my style and they are children. Plus, I wouldn’t want people posting pictures of me making out. Treat others the way you want to be treated.
And that little life lesson should be said to the cray cray Bieber fans sending DEATH THREATS to cutie pie, Selena Gomez. Take it down a notch. You can’t date him if you’re in a child prison for murdering someone, you psychos.
“@selenagomez dont touch @justinbieber you are a b!tch i kill you selena stupid stud you always whit famous boys you are a very very b!tch”
First off, why are you cursing like that? You should wash your mouth out with soap. I can curse because I am a mature adult and only use it for comedic and dramatic effect, and to get my point across when necessary.
Second, why don’t you learn some proper English if you are going to harass someone via Twitter, because without it, you look like an idiot, or should I say a “very very idiot”. You’re a moron.
And third, I know I’m probably making fun of a child, but this person deserves it. Get a life.
I got your back J Biebs.
Victory dance for Rocco!! *dance dance*
And P.S. Selena Gomez… I love Wizards of Waverly Place….not even kidding. I watch that show, and it’s so funny. The guy who plays your older brother, David Henrie, is such a little sex pot. And every time I’m on the actual Waverly Place, I think of you.
David Henrie: Yes Selena Gomez: Date Rocco?? She's got my back.
I can’t wait to double date with these disney darlings. It’s gonna be so much fun.
-Rocco
Real P.S…. don’t worry David Henrie is of age. No need to call Chris Hansen.
