Posts Tagged ‘Tour’
First off, no way there is a place called Antwerp on this planet. Second, Beyonce is fake pregnant again with Blue Ivy’s new enemy/ sister or brother. Maybe.
Beyonce probably got knocked up during her “not approved” trip to Cuba and now she’s canceling shows on the account of “exhaustion and dehydration”. I would love to take off work because I’m exhausted and dehydrated. Welcome to the world, Bey— carry around a damn water bottle!
In an email to The Associated Press, the singer’s publicist says Beyoncé has been advised by her doctors to rest. She was scheduled to perform at the Sportpaleis in Antwerp. The show will be rescheduled and tickets can be used at that show.
The rumors will be fun tis time around. I’m excited to see Beyonce announce this baby by jumping out a plane and rubbing her belly while Kanye West looks on in loss and sadness.
Posted June 26, 2011on:
I’m going to steal this banner and wrap it around my body for Interview Jamboree. It will be an awesome outfit for the interview and Lee D. will have nothing but total appreciation and respect for me.
Ok, so you know Lee Bear’s album is called Live It Up (imagine some of you were like, “what?? really???”) and you all know how I love Kiwi, he loves kiwi (just go with it) and how Interview Jamboree is sponsored and fueled by Kiwi; well feast your eyes on this!!
DO YOU SEE THAT?!??!?!
1) It says “Live It Up” which I’m sure you can read, because you are all literate.
2) And then it says “Kiwi Cafe & Bar”. First off, the fact that it’s on the same sign as something that says “live it up” should make you all believe in Oprah. And second, there is such thing as a KIWI CAFE & BAR?!?!?! Why don’t I go there?? Why don’t I work there??? $20 bucks my future husband works there and we will own that one day. I’ll be in all my kiwi glory.
Thank you ItsMyTime, CAKiwiFarmer, DeWyzefan6 for this great picture.
WHOA! Did he perform at this place?? Just tell me he did even if that wasn’t the truth.
(First, is this called the “Live It Up Tour” or the “Lee Bear & Cubs Tour”?? I hope it’s the latter.)
I knew he was kidnapped. And it all went down in Ohio. Not only is that state only important during primary elections… it’s important in Lee D’s kidnapping case.
Lee Bear began his tour in Ohio last night at a place called “The Basement” which I’m pretty sure may be the basement of a fan girl name Karen. I imagine she looks like this.
Anyway… it was a nice venue that Karen’s basement and I heard it was an awesome show… but that’s not shocking because Lee D is awesome.
And since I don’t have video, we are going to make this a fashion report.
Lee Bear started the night off looking like he fell out of Brooklyn which is just dandy with me. Digging the plaid. And it may or may not have some color on it which makes me happy. I’m thinking Karen dressed him though… so in this case, kidnapping him helped him out in the long run.
And of course he has his security treat hat on his head and underneath is not only treats, but a tracking device so Karen can watch him and make sure he doesn’t escape.
I wish I could see Linc The Sink’s face but Lee D’s gee-tar is in the freakin way, but I’m sure he looks great.
Where the hell is Rafael Julio??? Who is that man with the Osama Bin Laden beard banging on those drums?? I will not have this in NYC. FIND RAFAEL JULIO!!!
More plaid and Toms on the footsies because he is obviously a huge Hanson fan.(PS don’t wear Toms in the rain… they will die)
And then the non-gay Gap t-shirt comes out… but this time it’s from Baby Gap.
He looks good! Glad the tour is starting so I can complain that it’s too much to keep up with. And you know what I’m gonna say… check out RED BEANIE BLOG because girl is on top of LEE D. She has all the up to date info and I’m pretty sure Lee D. is into that blog. Trust me.
Oh wait.. one more thing I have beef with: The set list.
He can’t open with “Earth Stood Still”!!! All my excitement will explode right at the beginning and that’s no fun. Where’s the foreplay Lee D??!?!??!
I don’t even want to get into Dancing Baby’s anger issues.
Fix this Lee D. and tell Karen I said hello and to feed you some mac & cheese.
PS Thanks Cswiss07 for sharing pictures
Mr. DeWyze decided to let us know that he made us some baby tees for the tour (I imagine them like the Non-gay Gap tees) without using proper spaces and capitalization.
And I’ve decided that these two images of his face better be on the shirts.
That would go on the front. It would look like he’s looking up at you and judging your decisions. FUN!
Or maybe this angelic one wold be nice for the kiddies and the old people?? For some reason kids like heavenly things, and for obvious reason old people are really into angels. I think these would sell a lot!
So Lee D if these are not your choices… I will let you use my ideas, for a fee! Namely, an Interview Jamboree and some sort of board game that I am guaranteed to win in because I’m a sore loser.
Have your people tweet my people.
Posted May 10, 2011on:
I can’t even imagine.
Silly bands. Angel muffins throw up silly bands. I mean, probably.
Poor J Biebs was in Manila for concerts, and while Lee D. was getting leid with 3D necklaces…. my little man was throwing up on stage in between songs, and then continuing to perform.
SOLDIER!! I cry every time I puke, so I would just cancel the show no matter how many horny teenage girls wanted to see me. Too bad. Go see my 3D movie!
“Justin was advised to either cancel the show or do an abbreviated set, but he insisted on going on. So they cut down the show, but once the show started he kept going.”
All you Lee D fans in Manila… go make some chicken soup for this little angel muffin. Him and Lee D. are friends… he’d want you too.
Lee D soup for the soul!
This is the show where he had his 3D necklace (not iron on) on, so I think that makes it Manila?? But who knows?? These are some of my favorite pictures.
Someone gave Lee D. a wonderful tote full of Bath And Body Work goodies. He seems like a sweet pea kind of fella. And they also bestowed him with a little sandal with a tiny man on top. It looks like they whittled it out of wood. AWESOME!
He’s so happy. He just gave a side thumbs up. He clearly wants to be my best friend.
This is just his cool party in Manila face. Probably.
Alright… that’s all I got. Go HERE to see 34905390450943 more. Seriously. There are so much more I just couldn’t look at them all because it stressed me out.
Posted May 1, 2011on:
I’m sure that’s the reason. I mean, it can’t be that he just wants to get it done and over with.
Please tell me BBC means he spoke in a British accent for 3 minutes. Please Oprah tell me that’s true. Don’t tell me what it really is.
(That’s a marquee in Chicago. My friends are rock stars!)
Jackpot, Tiger just got back from tour. They traveled the east coast and hit up Philly, Chi-Town, Detroit (I’m glad no one got shot), DC, UVA, Cinncinati, and other places that I can’t remember (The order of the shows made more geographical sense then what I just laid out. Trust me.). But, now…. they are back in their home of NYC and I have all the dirty details that I just won’t share. Friendship code. (There isn’t actually anything E! True Hollywood Story worthy and that disappoints me so much, but I have footage)
So, they did all that and I just was missing them so much that I couldn’t stand to write about them without weeping into my pillowcase.
Every time they have a show, like a moron I forget my camera so I can not capture the magic and have it for all eternity (or be able to sell it to E! News for massive amounts of money). Thankfully, one of their many many fans got some video from tour so alas!! Jackpot, Tiger returns to The Revolution!
“Sweet & Savory” is a new jam written by Al (he’s the Casey Abrams of my life by the way… I’m not sure why but I think they resemble one another, but not really. I’m sure Al can play the stand up bass like a mofo and make the ladies swoon!)
I really love this song. It kind of has an old school vibe to it. My favorite line is “I like savory and you like sweet… what slim chances that we’d ever meet”. It makes me want to date a boy who eats meat and not judge them (meat is savory right??) Is that weird that I think of that?? Probably. I should thank Al for making things clearer to me.
Oh and hey that is also the name of their EP that was just released and that shit is free so you should go HERE and check it out.
And check out the most fun song on the planet “Snow Day”. I can’t even explain the dance party that usually occurs when this song starts.
Basically, all you need to know is the Jackpot, Tiger crew are pretty great. They’re going places and I just hope that they don’t forget about me and take me to the MTV VMA’s with them. (Seriously guys)
Claire (most talented person I know), Eryck (I swear that’s how he spells his name and he wrote “Snow Day” (I think) so he’s a genius) Al (he’s kind of a genius too. He has the musical ear of Beyonce. <– that’s a compliment) and Kevin (Claire’s baby bro and resident sex pot of the group. Everyone loves him… it’s pretty intense) make up Jackpot, Tiger and they make this perfect, unique combo of voices, instruments and relateable lyrics about life, love and just having a freakin’ dance party in life. I should pay them to be my therapists.
Plus, they’re pretty spectacular people in real life and they don’t let their rock star statuses get to their heads.( Not yet anyway) It’s always more inspiring to me to see the people I absolutely love and adore living their dream than it is to see complete strangers. I’m so proud of them; they work so hard and they totoes mcgotes deserve this. Did I just make all the Jackpots weep??? Good. Go write a song about me.
Go do all that. Thanks!
And I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Okay…. that’s not true, other things have been way funnier… but this is up there.
Are you all tired of these interviews already?? I know I’m about 14 hours late on this again… but that’s how we roll at The Revolution. It doesn’t have to be breaking news if it’s freakin’ funny right?? RIGHT!
ainow.org (like an actual blog, as opposed to whatever this is) interviewed Lee D. I’m assuming yesterday?? Apparently, these are the kind of people he keeps company with and gives interviews to. I’ll take notes.
You can read the real interview HERE, but what I’m about to tell you is the better, more exciting version.
Why was “Beautiful Like You” chosen as the second single?
Good question ainow. But boring. They should have asked… “WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU PICK EARTH STOOD STILL YOU IDIOT?!?!” <– They should yell it too. Just for good measure
Lee gave a good answer to their dumb question though.
I think that song is very relatable. I think a lot of people really like that song. It’s kind of about stopping and smelling the roses. There’s a bigger picture to life. There’s more to life than all the little trivial things that go on. And, I think that a lot of people get depressed and sad about things. What it’s really about is to just open your eyes.
Lee… question for you. How much do you charge for a 1 hour session?? Because you just sounded like you could be my therapist. I feel like he is judging me now when I cry over little things….and now I feel really bad for not “stopping and smelling the roses”.
(This is clearly my ‘therapy joke’ picture…. just go with it. Please.)
Will there be a music video for BLU?
OBVIOUSLY! That’s how singles work. Who is conducting this??? (By the way… his answers are italicised… he is not yelling at this person.. I am) And this person should learn to spell. The proper acronym for “Beautiful Like You” is BLY. This isn’t Twitter jargon…. this is journalism.
But, you know, a music video is definitely something I’m looking forward to. I’ve already got plenty of ideas for it.
Let me guess… A love story??
Is there an official tour in the works?
Okay… this is a legit question and I’m pretty sure the legit answer is “no” or “anywhere, but NYC”.
There’s definitely gonna be a tour of some kind. We just gotta figure out the right way to do it because there’s been a lot of people asking about a tour and I just can’t wait to give them something.
That was the worst answer…. but I’m sure it’s the truth. The artist is always the last to know. I do not blame him.
Will you be doing any covers live on tour?
This is his one chance to win my heart….
We might be doing an Iron & Wine cover called “Naked As We Came.” And, I’ve been known to throw a “Hallelujah” in there. But, we’re really pushing the album.
Shocking. No J Biebs.
(That’s him singing “Baby” by the way…. in case you don’t know the lyrics to that. Shame on you)
What was it like being back on the Idol stage?
I definitely got a few flash backs.And, that was really important to me because when you’re on Idol, you have to sing covers, but to be up there again doing my own music, it was a really great experience.
Post traumatic stress is what I like to call those “flashbacks”.
Is there anything you want to say that I didn’t ask?
What a loaded question!! He could have said ANYTHING!!! ANYTHING!! Guess what he said??
I’m just excited about the new single, “Beautiful Like You,” and I’m always updating my twitter (@LeeDeWyze) or my website (LeeDeWyzeOfficial). Just thank you to all the fans and thank you to everyone who has supported me. I’m looking forward to getting out there.”
I knew he was going to say that.
That was a good interview. I’ll give them that. They need to work on the spelling and laughter. I get the impression he didn’t crack up laughing once… and that’s disappointing to me. You should laugh until your cheeks and sides hurt at least once a day and definitely at least once during an interview.
Okay. So clearly you should go HERE and read the actual interview because I left a lot of his answers out. Some of them were so coherent and intelligent I couldn’t even turn them into something funny. So sue me… I left out half the interview.
But, in my defense, I provided some pictures that have absolutely nothing to do with what he was actually saying. Entertainment. That’s what we try to provide here.
I can never tell where these photos come from, or what event he was at, or what interview he was doing.
It’s like a flashback to that radio tour he did in December, when he wore the same thing for a month. I liked to play a game and try to guess what city he was in, but it was so hard because he word the same outfit. I usually gave up.
This might even be from December… I do not know. He has no jacket so maybe that means it’s from the spring time?? I’m sure you’ll all have answers for me… and I look forward to them.
Who cares… it’s a Lee D. picture.
(And yes I cropped it because apparently his ass was showing. Who’s the most respectful blogger you know?? You should all be pointed to your computer screens a la me! I have to be super nice and kiss ass to get that interview apparently… this is my first step. Good one right??)
Nice treat hat.
Damn… if I had a nickel for every time I said that.