Posts Tagged ‘Trespassing’
There’s nothing I love more than coming home from work at 1AM (after something like a 17 hour day), checking email and getting 26 comments all because I said I prefer Bruno Mars to Adam Lambert. You’d think I learn my lesson and never talk about these two in the same post (because I always get in trouble) but I guess I’m a masochist.
True, I gave Glamberts (is that what you crazy kids are calling yourself these days?) permission to yell at me HERE, but for some reason at 1AM things are less funny and I just cry.
I’m just kidding. I didn’t cry…. but does that make it right? NO!
Hey... don't cry you.
Anyway, I forgot where I was going with this? (And yes… I’m gonna leave this blog post unedited because I feel like the Glamberts can find new insults for me in that as well), but I think my point was… I just wanna make out with Bruno Mars and have him ukulele me to sleep afterward. Is that okay with everyone? As much as I want Adam Lambert to give me makeup/runway tips (Seriously. Why hasn’t he been a guest judge on America’s Next Top Model? That NEEDS to happen), he’s just not gonna make out with me. Plus, he’s not Hawaiian and I really want my half Italian/half Hawaiian little nugget. Also, retirement in Honolulu sounds fantastic to me.
With that being said, here is Adam Lambert singing “Never Close Our Eyes” acoustic style, and I like it much better than the fist pumping beat that gives me a migraine. And not to mention, his little side kick has the most perfect coiffed hair I’ve ever seen.
Are we all friends again??
We're bros... let's all be bros.
So… to sum up my thesis: I like Adam Lambert. I just like Bruno Mars better. I’m sure the two of them would be chill with that. It’s called satire. I can’t make you think I’m funny….my Mom and Dad think I’m funny and that’s all that matters. Also, I’m a girl. I have lady parts. Does the name Rocco evoke the image of male genitalia? I maybe should’ve thought of that before I started this.
-Rocco
I don’t like it. That’s what happens.
I have to remember that Bruno Mars was writing a song for Adam Lambert. I, of course, was dreaming of this melody driven song from any possible genre (reggae, doo-wop, R&B, pop, etc) because Mr. Mars can sing anything… instead we got “Never Close Our Eyes”. It’s dance-y, has a techno beat, and Adam Lambert is singing on it.
Do you like it? How do you feel about it?
It gets better when you here the parts with Bruno.
Melodies just sound better when Bruno Mars sing them, and that’s the truth.
Who knows what the mastered track sounds like, but let’s hope its heavy with the Bru Bru.
And yes… Adam Lambert fans can commence yelling at me.
-Rocco
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UGH GOD! Mr. Bruno Mars just keeps forcing me to like Adam Lambert by default because he beats him at award shows, writes music with him, and now takes pictures with him with some weird, old white man.
I guess this is proof that Bru Bru and Ad Ad (that doesn’t work,
does it?) have worked together in some capacity. And by some capacity I mean the best song that Adam Lambert will ever be a part of.
Don’t even ask me how I got access to this photo.
Okay.. I found it on a tumblr.
-Rocco
So, Bruno Mars Is The Only Reason I May Possibly Purchase Adam Lambert’s New Album
Posted on: February 17, 2012
I know… I know. Don’t hate. I like Adam Lambert’s music but only to pick and choose from the 60 second clips on iTunes; not enough to buy the entire album.
So, can you guess which track I’ll be buying??? Well, if you can’t you probably are illiterate because I told you in the title: THE ONE WITH BRUNO MARS ON IT! BRU BRU BABY!
Quick: Who has nicer hair??
Anyway, Adam Lambert let it slip that on his new album, Trespassing, Bruno Mars will be featured.
“That’s a yes! He will be on the record,” said the ‘Better Than I Know Myself’ star.
Now, that can mean Bru Bru just brought his genius brain into the mix and wrote/produced a track, or he brought his smooth like butta voice onto the track, which will eventually cause him to bring in his perfect teeth for a music video! GET IT!?
Just understand that this song will be the best song on the album. Obviously.
Now, for pictures because I’m killing time:
Remember the time Bruno Mars beat Adam Lambert at the Grammy Awards last year and everyone got mad at me because I said Bruno Mars was better?? Ahh good times. I guess, Adam thought Bruno Mars was worth hiring.
-Rocco
