Posts Tagged ‘TRL’
I couldn’t even come up with a witty title for that because I am so thankful. We actually saw more than 15 seconds of the “Boyfriend” music video and my god it’s perfect.
Justin Bieber looking like a stalker? Love it.
Water bouncing off a speaker due to the bass? Love it more.
A silhouetted, guitar playing angel muffin? When is this released so I can watch it every day!?
Carson Daly wishes TRL still existed so he could announce this video as the #1 spot every weekday at 4PM.
Blake Shelton is jealous of the bromance between Adam Levine and Justin Bieber, but the real important aspect of Carson Daly’s “I wish I was still hosting TRL” interview with Justin Bieber on The Voice was the revelation that Believe will be released on June 19th. I seriously just wrote that on my calendar because I’m a sick, sick woman.
Believe. June 19th.
Keep making movies with Ben Affleck, Justin Timberlake. You’re becoming more and more irrelevant every time J Biebs whispers the world “Swaggie”.
-Rocco
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Don’t worry I kinda forgot about her too, but then I remember she’s actually the singer JoJo who somehow found the fountain of youth and remained 17. (GET OUT! LEAVE! <—- if you aren’t laughing at that, hop in the DeLorean and go watch some TRL)
Anyway, Andrew Garcia and Katie Stevens still hang out I guess and they decided to cover Demi Lovato’s “Skyscraper”. I hope Demi Lovato gets money every time someone covers her song, because everyone thinks this is the appropriate thing to do. In fact, I’m going to do mine right now… right here in Starbucks. It’ll be great.
That JoJo is great! Definitely not too little, too late. (Again, jump in the DeLorean!)
-Rocco
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Of course I speak of the moment when Mariah Carey lost her shit on TRL…..
I’ve never seen Carson Daly look so confused and that’s shocking because he’s known to look like this from time to time.
So, anyway, Mariah Carey did that “meltdown” thing on national television again (because one should look bat shit crazy on TV at least every 10 years), but this time on Home Shopping Network because ya know?? She’s old now.
I actually watched that mash-up twice because that’s how funny it was to me. When Nick Cannon is the responsible parent, you know those kids will be on a reality show by their 13th birthday. Which fits into my schedule perfectly, so carry on Mariah!
-Rocco
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Even the title sends shivers up and down my spine. THE VOICE! I hope an announcer with a deep and sexy voice booms that title out during the credits. Any other way would be a disgrace to our country and to all things reality TV.
I’ve never wanted to watch a show more. American Idol just may be dead to me.
In case you’re blind (which means you wouldn’t be able to read this anyway)… that’s Adam Levine, Cee-Lo, Christina Aguilera, and Blake Shelton (I blindly trusted a stranger with that last guy… so blame them if that’s not his name)
What I’ve learned:
1) That is in fact Blake Shelton and I should trust strangers more often.
2) Christina Aguilera is beautiful.
3) It’s snowing right now in NYC and I’m gonna kill myself because IT’S MARCH!!! and that means no more snow.
4) Carson Daly is employed again and the pop culture world is set straight on its axis.
I'm here to save the world
5) Blind auditions are pretty genius.
If this is on the same night as Idol…. I’m may combust from this internal decision.
And I’m pretty sure this will be the demise to what I have left of my personal relationships.
-Rocco
Oh my. American Idol is just running rampant in my life right now.
Jennifer Lopez, or as I like to call her Selena Y Los Dinos, makes everything about her.
But I guess if I was J Lo… I’d do the same thing.
Anyway… J Biebs Never Say Never Remixes is the #1 album in the country this week (soon to be unseated by Adele’s 21. Just saying.) and J Lo makes it about her in her “congratulatory” tweet.
I love that she is shouting prosperity to my angel muffin… but did you have to remind us about your remix album?? Probably not.
But let’s not forget… she’s real.
I rag on J Lo.. but I’m pretty sure when I was 14 I bought a velour suit (The one that came with shorts. Obviously) and some gold hoop earrings because of this song in the summer of 2001.
Remember she got so much shit for saying the N word???? J Lo causing a stir on TRL. I’ve never seen Carson Daly and John Norris in such a tizzy.
Okay… this was obviously just a ploy for me to listen to this song and whip out my gold hoop earrings for a Saturday night out. Can you blame me??
-Rocco
American Idol auditions are back. Tonight brings us to Los Angeles, so I expect a lot of plastic and a lot of blonde. I expect some Botox and I definitely want to hear some valley girls. I can’t think of a stereotype for LA males.. but whatever that is.. I want to see it.
I’m armed with new Steven Tyler pictures… so let’s get this thing going. Oh and it’s only 1 hour tonight.. thank OPRAH!
What does LA have to offer in these waiters/waitresses who are struggling actors/musicians??
Hmmmmmm?? Steven Tyler is ready and so am I.
I’m really glad they recapped the good people (especially my boo Casey Abrams) because I don’t remember a lot of these people.
The best talent ever??? They say that every year… you can’t keep saying it. You make the other seasons feel bad. So rude.
I love how D Man and Lee bear are buddies next to each other during the opening. I’ve never noticed that. Shocking I know.
They should have played Miley Cyrus “Party In The USA”… doesn’t she reference the Hollywood sign?? Who produces this shit??
Victoria Garret:
First contestant didn’t have fake boobs or blonde hair. Where the F are we???
She sounds like a lamb?? Is she singing about Jesus?? Please stop! This is making me uncomfortable.
I swear to Oprah I made the lamb joke (to myself. Out loud) before the judges did… I could sit at that table.
Her hair kinda looks like mine. Seriously. If I don’t do anything to my hair… it looks like that. But for some reason, I look cuter. I promise. And I don’t sound like a lamb and I don’t sing about Jesus. I sing about Oprah.
Tim Halperin:
I’m kinda attracted to Tim (that picture is bad… but trust me) I have a crush (or maybe it’s just the fact that his purple shirt matches the back drop behind him). So does J Lo. Do I have to fight J Lo for Tim?? WTF?? I can’t compete with J Lo. She’s Selena Y Los Dinos. Goddamn it!
F U Randy!… you’re just jealous because he doesn’t want to sleep with you.
(PS that picture above is going to be the “I love you contestant… you are the bombdotcom”)
Justin Carter:
You’re wearing a treat hat. Who do you think you are?? Certainly not Lee bear. My heart fills weird. The treat hat is not becoming on you Justin. Ugh!
Let’s look at a proper treat hat on a proper human being.
This is how you wear a treat hat dude!
Daniel & Isaac:
Nice swoop Daniel.
I think these two love each other. This bromance is weird.
Oh well Isaac… they know you dropped out now you Moron! Daniel should maybe come out of the closest to his parents during the audition.
Daniel.. YOU SUCK! And your side burns are out of control. I could have sworn he was going to come out of the closest during this audition. Weird.
Isaac…I love this song for some reason… but I don’t like him singing it. Wow… I hope you can get back into school on Monday. And I hope you can get a longer shirt before school on Monday. Don’t forget new pencils Isaac. I wonder what he goes to school for??
These two are delusional.
de-lus-io-nal
Karen Rodriquez:
NYC HOLLLLAAA! Stamp. I like her. And we have similar hair. The fact that this girl just references TRL, and therefore Carson Daly, I’m a fan.
And they played Selena in the back ground. This is a subliminal message for Rocco.
Tanisha:
NICE BANGS! DIRTY JERSEY!!
Ow-ow! I want to punch her.
I really wish her hair didn’t look like that. I’m pretty sure she is drunk.
Oh good.. butcher Frank Sinatra.
She’s actually chasing Randy. Where is security???
When Steven Tyler can call you crazy… you know it’s bad. Ow-ow!
Heidi KAZAAAM!! (I think that’s her last name)
There is a girl stripping… well dancing like a stripper, but keeping her clothes on. That was weird.
Well, I can’t even tell if she can sing because I was so disturbed that she set the feminist movement back 15 years.
Douche Bag or Matt:
I have never gotten so many douche chills from one human being. The slicked back hair… the mustache… the suit… wow. He be sipping on the douche juice.
Big Stats??
Why is he rapping?? What is happening??
Jeremy: Matt’s homie!! HAHAHHAHAHAH
OH MY OPRAH!! This guy is such a DOUCHE BAG!!
Ewww I feel violated.. he just said lubricate.
“I loved you in Selena….” HAHHAHAHAHHA
What is this guy talking about??? You’ve been squashing beef.. into YOUR MOUTH!
I'm afraid.
Mark & Aaron:
Oh good… TWINSIES!!
They are related to Anoop Desai. I’m confident in saying that.
I can’t get over their gay outfits… they look like a Banana Republic Catalogue. That one guy has a purple and sea-foam green scarf.
I didn’t even hear what they were singing. I guess they were good though. They got through.
“God like”….. you mean Oprah like. WATCH YOUR TONGUE STEVEN!
I didn't get this in Banana Republic
I’m a little shocked they didn’t end with a sob story. I actually wanted to cry tonight.
jshdjksdhjk:
I couldn’t understand his name.. I can’t understand a word that crazy man was saying. And apparently no one else can because the producers sub-titled this man.
I have a fear this is going to be my Grandpa-pa in a few years… but not black. He may own that jacket already.
He’s kind of like a terrorist. A funny dressed terrorist.
Jennifer Lopez has never been so happy to get home to her skeleton husband, Marc Anthony.
He’s a terrorist… and a home invader.
HIDE YA KIDS, HIDE YA WIVES…..
Now that I think of it… he kind of looks like Steven Tyler :
I can’t believe I just watched 60 minutes of this and I didn’t see 1 fake boob. NOT ONE! I didn’t even see fake blonde hair. (minus Ryan Seacrest)
You like my blonde hair boo boo
I have a new respect for LA… and I think I could live there with my brown hair and non-plastic body.
-Rocco
New Eminem
Posted on: December 29, 2010
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I don’t know if this is a new Eminem song or if it’s a B side from back in the day. He references TRL,so I’m thinking the latter.
I was just informed it’s a new song. Thank OPRAH!!! That’s wonderful!
But who cares… it’s Eminem, Jay Z, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent and some other voice I don’t recognize.
I’m a pop girl at heart…. but some times I just feel gangsta and need to listen to rap.
I just felt really gangsta in these past 5 minutes.
-Rocco
Lee Bear Makes Me Feel Powerful
Posted on: November 27, 2010
- In: Lee DeWyze | Music | Television
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Apparently, you can noe vote for “Sweet Serendipity” on VH1′s Top 20 Countdown. And you can vote in a super fun way.
Remember back in the day, on TRL, you would have to call in (for example 1-800- BACKSTREET BOYS WILL ALWAYS BE #1) and then when things got really schnazzy you got to vote online (but I believe you just clicked a boring, little box)
Well, since it is 2010 things are even schnazzier (I’m 97% sure that word doesn’t exist in the English Language, but I guess it does now. Tweet me Webster, @RoccosRev). You get to click and drag the picture of the artist you adore and place them in a box numbered 1-20.
Pictured below you can see it clearly. (as opposed to my lame written description)
1) I believe if they made the Presidential election like this more people would vote. And that is a fact, because love him or hate him PreZident Obama has a million dollar smile.
2) As you can see, I placed Lee bear in the #1 spot. Naturally.
3) You don’t even have to waste your time filling out the other 19 spots, because let’s be real the rest of them don’t matter.
4) Just click refresh and repeat over and over and over and over. Watch TV while you do it, so at least you can say you are multitasking.
5) Wow… this brings back the memories of good ‘ol days of 1999 and TRL. I miss Carson Daly.
Juuuuuuust looking for my career
Oh yeah. What you are voting for is below. But I’m preaching to the choir at this point.
You can join in the fun HERE. But I’m going to be honest, don’t click on that unless you are going to vote for Lee D. Thanks.
-Rocco
I Feel Like It Is 1999….
Posted on: November 6, 2010
… if trending existed in 1999. I don’t remember much of 1999. And it’s not because I was some cracked out tween or anything….I was 12, had messy hair, braces, watched TRL like it was a religion, and begging Mamadukes to let me wear mascara to school.
But if trending did indeed exist, what I’m about to show you is what you would have seen if you were 12 and checking your dial-up internet during a TRL commercial break.
Check out #6 homeslices!!! BSB totally would have been on everyone’s minds (and in everyone’s hearts) in 1999, just like they are today in 2010 thanks to the NKOTBSB.
Some things are off about that though…. I guess Lindsay Lohan wouldn’t be #1 (unless Parent Trap just got a VHS release that week), Olivia Wilde wouldn’t have been #2 because she wasn’t making out with Justin Timberlake in her new movie yet, and I have no idea what Zenyatta is, so that def would not have been #3.
I guess #1-5 would have been all the Backstreet Boys individually by name and then #6 would have been BSB as a whole.
I just refreshed the Yahoo! page and this is what I saw
It’s 2010 again and Lindsay Lohan is in Rehab.
Sad story.
** UPDATE**
1999 again hahah . I’m obviously going to keep checking this throughout the day and posting this. Feel free to NOT check back.
-Rocco
I Have Waited 13 Years For This…
Posted on: August 26, 2010
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… today I am meeting the Backstreet Boys.
Now I know many of you are laughing and/or never going to read this already, even though I’m not really sure anyone does, but meeting the Backstreet Boys is a dream come true.
I have loved them since “Quit Playing Games” and I officially sold my soul to the devil (as my sister says) when Millenium came out in May 1999. I remember it was raining that Tuesday and Big D didn’t want to take me to the store! I was a 12-year-old throwing a tantrum fit for a toddler. End result: I got my copy and contributed to the 1,134, 000 copies its first week.
And when Black & Blue came out… I was late to school so I could go get it in the morning before school. Again Mamadukes didn’t want to see me have a proper fit because I was a young adult.
Anyway… they are the reason I went to school for music and they are the reason why I love pop music. They had the original melodies that won my heart. And I still think that I may marry AJ Mclean (and Nick Carter isn’t looking to bad either)
I’m probably going to cry… I hope I don’t throw up.
-Rocco
