Posts Tagged ‘Turkey’
The #1 reason to have babies: you can dress them up as anything you like… even as stuffed turkeys.
That’s Hattie, Tori Spelling’s new-born baby, enjoying being in a Turkey costume.
Again, the #1 reason to have kids.
Just put the f**cking turkey in the oven….
Happy Thanksgiving. Don’t get small pox.
If Oprah is God, then Martha Stewart is the Pope.
Don’t deny it. It’s true. I’m sure your life has been affected by Martha Stewart Living at least once.
How many times has my life been altered by Martha??? EVERYDAY. I think WWMD?? (That is, what would Martha do?… and you can also switch out that M for an O, for Oprah of course)
She is instilled into every holiday through our food, decoration, television, all thanks to Mamadukes. I even look forward to the holidays for her television specials. We don’t watch the Charlie Brown Christmas special like most Americans… we watch Martha berate her slaves and guests on live television all for the sake of a good meal.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! Give thanks for everything… except the slaughter of the Native Americans via the Europeans. But hey, we all make mistakes.
That sounds really inappropriate. But get your sick mind out of the gutter. He is literally talking about cooking Thanksgiving dinner.
A wonderful human being by the name of Cindy, told me about this Ustream video floating around of Lee bear.
He is on a radio show called BradleyOnAir and he played an AWWWWEESSSOME version of “Earth Stood Still” and “Dear Isabelle”/”Stay Here”. Niiiiice mash-up Lee D. Bravo buddy! I felt like I was watching Glee.
You can see what I am talking about HERE because I am finding it massively difficult to embed it here. (PS If anybody is savvy and wants to tell me that would be very kind. I will send good vibes your way via the internet)
On a related note…. I hope this Isabelle chick has called him… he should definitely be getting it in at this point. He plays the song all the time, says it is his favorite, and asks the girl to forgive him for being an idiot. So let’s send a prayer to Oprah that Isabelle has called Lee bear and the getting it in has occurred.
Ok picture time people!
Lee D. really needs to get more photos… I’m running out!
I’m not even making myself laugh anymore, that’s when I know it’s getting rough.That’s a complete lie. I’m cracking myself up.