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If by now the world doesn’t believe that Lea Michele is a raging bitch.. than you are delusional. After countless reports of her being rude to fans, reporters, and her very own cast you just have to believe it.

And to add more evidence to that, she’s a vegan and poses with horses.

I don’t think horses should be in NYC traffic… but they have to make money and not all of them are pretty enough to be in PETA posters with Lea.

Anyway, Lea is a vegan (because that just adds to her obnoxious personality) and she wants nothing to do with food fights involving cows. Remember that recent episode of Glee when there was a food fight in the cafeteria?? Well, Lea wanted nothing to do with it, because meat hitting her precious vegan face is not what her face was meant for.

“Everyone was supposed to throw spaghetti with meatballs, salad, and other assorted foods at each other,” an insider tells Star. “Lea pitched a fit, wanting no part of it.

She is a vegan and a strong believer in not eating any meat products. The thought of being hit by meatballs grossed her out, so she was adamant that absolutely none be thrown her way!”

Producers instructed the cast, crew and extras to throw only salad at “Princess Lea” and told them that if they disobeyed, “they would be kicked off set immediately,” says the source.

Listen. I’m a vegetarian, but I often throw meatballs and other forms of dead cow around. I hope the meat isn’t going to osmosis into her skin.

She needs to eat some mozzarella cheese and stop the bitch act.

-Rocco

He will have to brush his teeth before I kiss him. Or at least chew some Trident. I don’t want any meat particles getting in my system. Gross.

I don’t even know what’s happening. There is way too much dead cow for 4 minutes and 28 seconds.

Howie should get a guest spot on Iron Chef. His taste palate is superb.

The Backstreet Boys are the greatest people on this planet.  I just want to put that out there.

Wow. I just spent 10 minutes looking at Backstreet Boys videos. Be prepared.

-Rocco

 

 

Why isn’t this a national holiday??? This is bullshit! Who do I write to about this??? This is why I forgot.

 

You forgot my birthday girl?!?!

I’m very neglectful with this whole birthday business this week. Did I miss anyone else??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL!

But let’s be real… you’re not as important as Oprah.

I should celebrate January 29th as Christmas. I don’t know why I haven’t. When I have a family, this is going to be the day to celebrate. And instead of a Christmas tree, we will celebrate around a television and watch OWN Network all day. And yes OWN Network will still be on in 5-10 years.

GO SHORTY… IT’S YO BIRTHDAY!!! YOU GONNA PARTY LIKE IT’S YO BIRTHDAY!

 

This cake is made out of gold. Literally.

 

I wonder what Oprah does on her birthday??

I get excited when I can convince more than 2 people to come out to dinner for my birthday.

She can get John Travolta, the Obama’s, Celine Dion, and apparently Stevie Wonder, to kick it with her on her birthday.

I want to get invited to that bash… that’s my goal in life.

 

You're invited!

 

RSVP??? YES! And I’ll check off for the vegetarian dish.

Just think… this woman has ruled the universe for 57 years. Oh, and I also decided that she is Mother Nature. Like actual Mother Nature. So, next time the weather sucks… you shake your fist at the sky and say “Come on Oprah!!!”

But, don’t be shaking your fists today… it’s Oprah’s birthday.

It’s my sabbath… I’m doing nothing!!

-Rocco

 


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