Posts Tagged ‘Video Music Awards 2011’
Britney Spears’ next single is “Criminal” and the best part is the pan flute at the top of the song. I feel like I’m playing Zelda while at the Renaissance fair. It’s great.
Oh and look. Lady Gaga finally assaulted Britney Spears backstage at the Video Music Awards.
She just came in a simple black dress, no snakes, no babies in the womb….. just her and her exquisite voice.
Adele’s “Someone Like You” is such a beautiful and brilliant song. I can’t even make a joke about it to make this post funny.
Just watch it and enjoy some goddamn music.
Lady Gaga took more crack and performed another soliloquy as a man after seeing an actual artist like Adele perform.
I want to like him so much, he’s so talented, but all I can think about is him slamming a chick into a car window. And then I feel like an anti-feminist when I enjoy him shaking it on stage.
It’s very confusing for me, so I punched myself while watching this and smiling.
Grab an ice pack and watch Chris Brown kill it on stage at the Video Music Awards.
He had a dance battle… WITH HIMSELF!! BOO YAH!! And then he flew in a white suit. Justin Bieber is digging this because that’s something God/Jesus can do, I’m sure.
California laughed at us, while munching on avocados, as NY collectively lost their minds over a little rumble, which was like a butterfly sneezing to California.
Now, Florida, North Carolina, Louisiana etc, are laughing at us for our Hurricane situation.
I know people lost power and stuff, but NY residents are the most dramatic and we just can’t stop freaking out. (And yes I’m including my own mother in this) For 48 hours nothing else has been on the news. Seriously. Al-Qaeda’s second in command was killed yesterday… bet ya didn’t know that because Hurricane Irene didn’t shoot him in the eye!
Anyway, while that was happening most of the North East (especially NYC) was getting drenched in rain and wasted because there’s nothing else to do during state of emergencies, right drunk girl on CBS???
Oh, I can’t wait until that woman starts having babies!
Don’t forget the VMA’s are on tonight @9pm. I’ll try to be funny and live tweet (@RoccosRev) and then of course re-cap that mess tomorrow.