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ALL THE SPICE GIRLS ARE WITH CHILD!! If this doesn’t prove Oprah exists…. nothing will save your soul.

Okay… not all of them are pregnant, but Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) is expecting, Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) will give birth to the most beautiful baby girl and I pray she lets that child eat sweets, and now Mel B. (Scary Spice) will pop out a child in about 9 months. That’s 3 out of 5 and I don’t need to be a mathematician to tell me that is more than half. Right?

 

Scary Spice and Baby Daddy

Baby Spice with a baby

Posh Spice really stressed out because you and I both know she wants whatever dessert is in front of her... but has the willpower of a robot.

 

(I’ve heard robots have really strong will power)

(I’m probably going to eat a cupcake for lunch because of that photo. Just FYI)

The only way this exciting baby news could get better is if 1) they are all having girls and 2) this is just their secret plan to make a new generation Spice Girls which I’m totally behind. I’m so behind this idea in fact, I’m willing to get pregnant and add a baby girl to the mix because we all know Ginger Spice hates them now. Right?? Is that not true?? Did I just invite myself into this pregnancy pact?? Em-barr-a-ssing.

Oh and one more thing… you know these kids, male or female, are going to have the most kick ass names EVER!!

I can’t wait.

-Rocco

Am I the last one to make that joke?? I don’t feel very funny today, so it’s taking me a while to think of clever titles. I’m sorry… that’s all I could come up with.

Speaking of funny… where’s my muse Lee D.?? He needs to do something to get this ball a-rolling. Thanks!

Anyway… I first saw this picture and thought “Is this a mannequin for Harry Winston or something??”

 

If you wannabe my lovah... you gotta put a ring on it!

 

But then I just realized it’s one of the Spice Girls, Emma Bunton, AKA Baby Spice.

Girl just got engaged to someone… I can’t be bothered to fact check the name… that isn’t the point here.

The point is… she has a great manicure and she looks like a fake doll (as opposed to a real one). I can’t decide if I should be more concerned about the non-human appearance of her face or my own lack of manicure that’s happening in my life. First stress of the day, and it’s only 11:45.

The other point is to express my love for the Spice Girls. They are awesome. I even love the movie Spice World… except the alien abduction part. That part was dumb and a waste of 10 minutes. No one likes that part. Go ahead and ask someone next to you. Guaranteed they will say “Oh I hate that part!!”

Let’s watch “Wannabe”.

Remember when they got all R&B and tried to make a comeback in the states. Not gonna lie, I still listen to this song.

Good times. And life lessons.

“If you wanna be my  lover… you gotta get with my friends”; If you mean be friends with them, yeah no duh!… If you mean sleep with them… ewww, what kind of stuff are you into weirdo???

Oh and YAAAAY A wedding. Congrats!

-Rocco

 


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