Posts Tagged ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’
Remember a few posts back when I said Adam Lambert looked like an evil character from an animated Disney film and/or a creepy French man who preys on young love???
Well, I’m gonna use one of my hypocrite cards to say Bradley Cooper is allowed to have the mustache that belongs on a man who may or may not be the serial killer in a Lifetime movie.
He looks like a douche bag cop from 1984 and it’s kinda hot.
Or he could look like the dead guy from Weekend At Bernie’s with the combo of the ‘stache and the circle framed glasses.
Either one is cool with me.
But seriously… Adam Lambert, you look like a fool.
Well, 2 blind mice because they are missing one.
Those fine dressed homeless girls snuck onto the red carpet at The Metropolitan Opera house last night for the premiere of a new Opera, that I can’t be bothered google and find out the name. I’m sure it was spectacular.
(Sidenote: I interned at the MET for a bit and was able to see some Operas. One was excellent and one I fell asleep during. Good times.)
I don’t know how they did the sneaking part because they look blind and like the body doubles of the guy from Weekend At Bernie’s with those dumb glasses.
Their skin elasticity is a little stronger though… other than that, twinsies!! Or triplets I guess??
I’m just going to assume he was talking directly to me with his latest tweet/text.
Let’s start this tale from the beginning.
I would have suggested something like Weekend At Bernie’s or Death Becomes Her or even something along the lines of Matilda.
But I just wasn’t around for this and/or was ignoring this request from him. How does it feel?? Not good huh?? Wrap that around your noggin, and you can also wrap the HAT OF ALL FREAKIN’ HATS around your head too.
Anyway, part two of our tale brings us to this…
Gatorgirl5028 has my back! And apparently… he listens to her.
Now, true he didn’t talk directly to me… but we all know this who this was directed at. He might as well just have called me from Blockbuster as he was reaching for it on the shelf.
I have one thing to say to you Lee bear.
RU FI Oooooooooooo!!!
I’m gonna ask him to do this as well during the interview Jamboree.
I think he’s totally cool with all this… don’t you??
Oh and I also have a hilarious joke:
Rocco: What is a pirates favorite letter??
Everyone/Lee bear: Rrrr??? hahahah *pats self on back*
Rocco: You think its and “Rrrr” but it’s really the C. (C… sea… get it???)
HAHAHHAH. Oh this interview Jamboree is gonna go down in history.
Chris Brown, or as I like to call him C. Breezy, is back with a new dance, Euro pop infused track “Yeah 3X” (and yes he does say “Yeah” 3 times in the chorus. Very specific.) from his new album F.A.M.E.
“Yeah 3X” is in the vein of “Forever” and he may have stolen a few notes from Calvin Harris (or so says Cal) but Harris can not dance the way C. Breezy does… so C. Breezy wins.
I love how Breezy (it will catch on. I promise) can go from a hip-hop/R&B track (liked “Deuces”) and then release a track like this…. completely different, yet he pulls it off without looking like an idiot.
I’m happy C. Breezy is releasing some new tunes and I am really happy that in the end he is dancing in outfits that look like they are from the Weekend At Bernie’s wardrobe. (Total side note: but that movie is excellent, you should probably rent it.)